Shorts
Description: It’s important to remember that Bird Law in this country is not governed by reason. That is why, more than ever, the world needs qualified graduates in this ill-understood, often ignored area of legal concern. As a graduate of the Philadelphia School of Bird Law you shall, naturally, want to demonstrate your immense knowledge and understanding of the ornithologial statute book- all the better for finding jobs as legal counsel in this niche market- with some classic PSBL merch. Those Harvard, Yale, UCLA, Oxford, Cambridge, UCL and Sorbonne types walk around like they own the fudging place with all thier book-learning and LLM bull. Show your top legal credentials now, and spend money on one of these to have and be an owner of, t...
Fat Cat Shorts
$27
OBAMA Shorts
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Covfefe Shorts
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Description: Buy one of these for your local Republican representative. Or vote. Or something.
Impeach Shorts
$27
Brexit 2 Shorts
$27
BREXSHIT Shorts
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Brexshit Shorts
$27
Description: It’s important to remember that Bird Law in this country is not governed by reason. That is why, more than ever, the world needs qualified graduates in this ill-understood, often ignored area of legal concern. As a graduate of the Philadelphia School of Bird Law you shall, naturally, want to demonstrate your immense knowledge and understanding of the ornithologial statute book- all the better for finding jobs as legal counsel in this niche market- with some classic PSBL merch. Those Harvard, Yale, UCLA, Oxford, Cambridge, UCL and Sorbonne types walk around like they own the fudging place with all thier book-learning and LLM bull. Show your top legal credentials now, and spend money on one of these to have and be an owner of, today!
Description: We all know the joy of Mondays, especially Soviet propagandists! Enjoy this CCCP themed festival of joy today!
Monday Shorts
$27
Description: Now most of you will know Calvin Coolidge as the Republican President of the Roaring Twenties. One of America’s first advocates of Small Government, Civil Rights enthusiast, and a believer in a withdrawn foreign policy, not many know he was just as much an advocate of cap-popping, an enthusiast for Thug Life, and a believer in his ‘Truman Show Boat hitting the Painting’. With his Crew/Presidential Cabinet of Andrew “Wideboy” Mellon (Secretary of Gwop), Dwight “Fugyoo” Davis (Secretary for Swapap, Beef an’ Take Down), and Frank “Bad Cornflake” Kellogg (Secretary for G’s), Coolidge dominated not just American politics, but also Game, and is consequently considered by right wing historians a total baller.
Description: The father was company president, the son was company president. It’s time for one more Bluth. Show your support in the 2016 Presidential Campaign with this new and completely uninspired by anything happening at all in the Republican primaries piece of unofficial kit. Hey, maybe third time’s a charm?
Description: Trouble learning life lessons? Want to impart them to your kids? Have a friend with a convenient disability to exploit? If so, this design is for you. Inspired by the great J Walter Weatherman, it’ll serve as a sure reminder to shut the door while the AC is on, leave notes regarding milk, not to yell, and not try to teach your children lessons.
