Description: Are you training to be stronger than a demogorgon? Fiercest competitor in the upside-down? Are your gains... a little strange? This shirt is for you!

Description: Are you a Barbell Girl, living in a Barbell World? Iron is a bit heavier than plastic, but it's fantastic.

Description: So no one told you life was gonna be this way... the gym will be there for you. <3

Description: So no one told you life was gonna be this way... the gym will be there for you. <3

Description: Are you a proud three-prong that won't take no body shaming, not for you or your tricerasisters? Do you know you're about three times as good as a unicorn? Then this is the shirt for you, my nerd-fitnessy friend!

Description: Rollin' out my mat, smokin' incense, sippin' on ginger 'booch, laaaaaaid back.

Description: Rollin' out my mat, smokin' incense, sippin' on ginger 'booch, laaaaaaid back.

Description: Rollin' out my mat, smokin' incense, sippin' on ginger 'booch, laaaaaaid back.

Description: They say still waters run deep, but sometimes you gotta kick up a little surf.

Description: They say still waters run deep, but sometimes you gotta kick up a little surf.

Description: They say still waters run deep, but sometimes you gotta kick up a little surf.

Description: The ocean is in your blood, and the seas are your love. Show off your mermaid heart with this anatomical ocean design.

Description: When they ask you to be quiet, persist.

Description: Salty AF, y'all