Tapestries
Description: Things that are mangled beyond recognition into this design: underwater mushrooms, mosquito eye, grandmas racing electric wheelchairs, jackson pollak, bambo, what AI thinks is a dragon, dots, lines, human mind cut diagram, ferral fluid, video still 4 from level 156, hand x-ray, sparkly crystals, a statue of a monkey god, custom 3d fractal, turtle with knitted tank costume, mr sparkles, and c3p0's crotch.
Description: Welcome to Cambrian Park. Come for a safari and visit the Anomalocaris the most dangerous creature of the Cambrian period the beginning of the Paleozoic era, lasting from 541 million to 485.4 million years ago. See the prehistoric sponge forests named bob and all of his other friends the first multi-cellular life on Earth. See Earth life under the sea before the time of plants with copy left bubbles. Impress your friends with geeky prehistoric graphic design movie puns while looking good.
Description: Regardless of who you are or when you were incorporated, you are just a corporation of cells navigating a mental construct made of discreet corporations of atoms on a rock and water spaceship, flying around a star in an endless sea of stars. You matter, make a trade deal with dinner let your digestive people handle it. Make a trade deal here and look good while making other corporations think.
Description: Everyone else but you is a Non Player Character. I know, I have the same issue. Help us tell the world about our plight. National NPC day is July 18th. There are no secondary colors in this design, this way you can prove that they are NPCs by pointing out that their eyes deceived them.
Description: It is important to note that everyone and anyone can be a sheeple. It doesn't take to much. Independent thought is hard! This design is a warning about the herd aspect of human kind. Please don't sheeple. I've recently updated this adding the non-word Y'all'R. Hopefully it is more obvious than just sheeple while still getting it's point across. I do not assume any liability for being seen with this design. No sheep were harmed in the making of this - these items are not made of wool.
Description: Take things you make out of a lot of photos and graphics, edit that into a video (don't release the video) take frames of that and make another anthropomorphic composition out of that. Anyway, sometimes a process like this gives a result like this which is sort of crock like but there are better faces within it.
Description: Beyond description in its intricacy. The name comes from Reaganomics as in this image is: a map of America, a jeep engine, fractals, Marti-gras floats, cacti, trees, optical illusions and dirt. It's about the land down south of me on this continent. People may need to take some time with your chest if you are wearing this. This image tested the limits of this old computer.
Description: Pzazz the hidden X factor of fashion and your personal brand. Might as well hit the people around you over the head with it using this bright and powerful design.
Pzazz Tapestry
$30