Description: “Music Snob Tip #310: Try to avoid bass-ic music. Save yourself the treble.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fifteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #726: A band is only as good as its LOGO/MUSIC!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-eighth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the second to debut on TeePublic!)
Description: “Music Snob Tip #696: Stationary jams and grooves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the first to debut on TeePublic!
Description: “Music Snob Tip #6969: Join a cool (head) band!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fortieth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the fourth to debut on TeePublic!)
Description: (Perfect for any Music Theory enthusiasts whose skin crawls at the thought of dissonant chords.) “Music Snob Tip #439: Don't let the DISSONANCE make you DISTANT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #214: To B (string), or NOT to B (string)?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: The same as “To DYE For”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: The same as “Cool (Head) Band”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #6969: Join a cool (head) band!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fortieth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the fourth to debut on TeePublic!)
Description: The same as “Cool (Head) Band”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #6969: Join a cool (head) band!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fortieth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the fourth to debut on TeePublic!)
Description: The same as “Flutes — Music Snob Tip #413,” but in an alternate color treatment! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #002: Vinyl. Accept nothing else.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #376: Don't wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The first design in a series of ‘Music Snob Tips’ by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #20/20: Bands that wear eyeglasses tend to have the best songs.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #310: Try to avoid bass-ic music. Save yourself the treble.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fifteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #073: The longer the hair, the deeper the roots... rock.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The tenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: Love hard rock and/or metal? Want to see “Perpetual Hiatus Tour”? Here's your ticket (or, at the very least, the tour merch!) “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #062: Cassettes. Easily portable. Hardly vinyl.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #069: SYNTH ROCK? Sure, why not?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #239: NEVER call any BANDS by their FULL NAMES.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-ninth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the third to debut on TeePublic!)
Description: While I would typically think that the worlds of ballet dance and of competitive wrestling sit on opposing ends of the body-movement galaxy, there is one unique case in which the two worlds eclipse each other linguistically. The result of this unlikely collision is perhaps the most ridiculous pun that I have ever attempted to place next to a pair of pointe shoes within an original piece of work. The third design in a series of "BunHead Puns" by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: “Music Snob Tip #541: ROCK OUT with your index and pinky fingers OUT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
