elloBEASTIE

Here comes the Quacken.

It’s a title treatment treat, if you so choose. Sport the BEASTIE logo, yo ho!

It’s not just an uphill battle, life’s an upswell paddle too––take it one paddle at a time.

May we endure life’s storms and be a light to guide weary travelers.

No good fortune ever befell those lured by the call of the sea siren, but hey.

Don’t let the kraken be the only one making the world its oyster.

Glory awaits the venturous.

Don’t sink. Swim. Swim like the red serpent of the sea.

Scary you say? Or scary you slay?