Em's Merch Store

Description: Plastic Parade! Plastic is fantastic! Plastic is fantastic!

Description: I'm FINE! It's all fine! The house is on fire, but I'm FINE!

Description: Hang in there, ladies! It gets worse!

Description: Mommy's Little Helper

Description: Dinner's at 6, dear. And then my breakdown is scheduled for 6:15

Description: Oh the milkman's here! Move out of Mommy's way!

Description: I think I have dysentery (It's seasonal depression...)

Description: Got my lobotomy at the American Girl Doll Hospital

Description: Dump him

Description: American Lesbian

Description: Literally just an American Girl

Description: Literally just a girl

Description: Too high to be stuck in this box

Description: Just an American Girl - Julie Albright

Description: Just an American Girl - Kirsten Larson

Description: Just an American Girl - Samantha Parkington

Description: Just an American Girl - Kaya'aton'my

Description: Just an American Girl - Molly McIntire

Description: Just an American Girl - Josefina Montoya

Description: Literally just an American Girl

Description: Just an American Girl - Kit Kittredge

Description: Just an American Girl - Felicity Merriman

Description: Just a girl - Samantha Parkington

Description: Horse girls for pants

Description: Live Laugh Pants

Description: Girl with pants

Description: Don't want to cook

Description: Look out America!

Description: herstory

Description: herstory

Description: Stanley Tucci