Description: DNS probe finished, no internet connection. Wouldn't it be cool if that little guy's name was Offline? "You are offline." Like yeah, that's me, Offline the cacti-jumping, pterosaur-dodging master. ...Man, now I want a full game.

Description: And, overwhelmed by the heat, I become a pool of wax in the glass. ... ... Candles are so weak, don't you think?

Description: What bassist is this gloomy, anyway? Alright, first upload! This idea came to me on a whim, so I wanted to make it before I forgot it, haha. (Octorok (c) Nintendo, 1998. I don't claim ownership of it, or its design.)