Current offer expires in
-- H
-- M
-- S
Up to 35% Off Sitewide
Shop Now

Shorts

Same Sh*t, Different Donkey! Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: New promises, familiar politics. This bold, vintage-inspired political satire design delivers a sarcastic take on the Democratic Party, government spending, political speeches, and Washington bureaucracy. Featuring a humorous donkey illustration, Capitol building, political speech bubbles, and a playful reference to energy costs, this retro-style graphic is perfect for anyone who enjoys political sarcasm, conservative humor, and poking fun at Washington politics. Great for political satire fans, independent thinkers, and anyone who believes that politicians change, but the political games stay the same. A funny conversation starter for T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and gifts!

Tags: america, american, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist

Same Sh*t, Different Donkey! Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

The Beginning of the End Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: When the election results come in, the political jokes begin! This bold, red-and-blue design puts a humorous spin on American politics, election results, and the ongoing battle between Democrats and Republicans. Featuring a congressional-style seating graphic and the statement "THE BEGINNING OF THE END," this design is perfect for anyone who enjoys political satire, conservative humor, election jokes, and making a statement. Whether you're following the 2026 elections or simply enjoy a little political sarcasm, this design brings humor to the political conversation. Great for T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and gifts for politically minded friends and family.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, black lives matter

The Beginning of the End Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Age Added Filter Removed – Retro 80s Gen X Humor Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Age added. Filter removed. A bold retro 1980s-inspired design for anyone getting older, more confident, and less interested in holding back. Featuring vintage sunset colors, distressed typography, and classic synthwave attitude.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, band, gen x raised on hose water and neglect
Classic Model Regular Maintenance – Retro Mechanic Humor Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: A vintage garage-style design for anyone who considers themselves a classic model that just needs regular maintenance. Featuring distressed 1970s/80s typography, crossed wrenches, racing stripes, and old-school mechanic-shop styling.

Tags: auto mechanic, car, car enthusiast, car lover, funny mechanic
My Recovery Time Has a Recovery Time – Retro Gym Humor Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: A vintage athletic design for anyone who still trains hard but needs a little more time between rounds. “My Recovery Time Has a Recovery Time” combines retro gym style, distressed lettering, and classic barbell artwork for lifters who know recovery is part of the workout.

Tags: bodybuilder, bodybuilding, exercise, fitness, gym
I Get Bolder As I Get Older Retro 70s Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: A groovy retro design for anyone getting older, bolder and more confident. Vintage 1970s typography and warm distressed colors make this a fun choice for Gen X, birthdays and anyone aging with attitude.

Tags: age, aging, birthday, funny, getting old

I Get Bolder As I Get Older Retro 70s Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Pray for Nigeria – Persecuted Church | Matthew 5:10 Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Stand in faith and solidarity with the persecuted church in Nigeria. This bold Christian design features Matthew 5:10 and is a reminder to pray for believers facing persecution. A meaningful faith-based shirt for Christians, prayer groups, church events, and anyone who wants to raise awareness through what they wear.

Tags: africa, bible, christian, christianity, faith
Easily Distracted by Carnivorous Plants. Shorts

Description: If you’ve ever “just gone to water the plants” and somehow ended up researching nepenthes for 45 minutes… this one’s for you. This whimsical, watercolor-style design features a lineup of potted carnivorous plants (think Venus flytrap, pitcher plant, sundew vibes) with playful hand-drawn lettering that reads: “Easily Distracted by Carnivorous Plants.” Perfect for plant people, greenhouse goblins, botanical nerds, and anyone whose “one more plant” turns into a full collection. Great on: stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, notebooks, phone cases, wall art, and more. Gift idea for: plant moms/dads, gardeners, terrarium lovers, and houseplant addicts.

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous, cooking, crazy plant lady

Easily Distracted by Carnivorous Plants. Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Easily Distracted by Carnivorous Plants – Watercolor Venus Flytrap & Pitcher Plant Design Shorts

Description: If you’ve ever “just gone to water the plants” and somehow ended up researching nepenthes for 45 minutes… this one’s for you. This whimsical, watercolor-style design features a lineup of potted carnivorous plants (think Venus flytrap, pitcher plant, sundew vibes) with playful hand-drawn lettering that reads: “Easily Distracted by Carnivorous Plants.” Perfect for plant people, greenhouse goblins, botanical nerds, and anyone whose “one more plant” turns into a full collection. Great on: stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, notebooks, phone cases, wall art, and more. Gift idea for: plant moms/dads, gardeners, terrarium lovers, and houseplant addicts.

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous, cooking, crazy plant lady
Just One More Plant – Carnivorous Plant Watercolor Shorts

Description: For the plant parent who can’t stop at just one… more. 🌿 This watercolor-style illustration features a happy lineup of potted favorites—Venus flytrap, pitcher plant, and sundew—paired with the hand-lettered phrase “just one more.” Perfect for plant collectors, carnivorous plant fans, gardeners, and anyone whose “one more plant” turns into five. Great for: stickers, tees, notebooks, laptop decals, water bottles, and gifts for plant lovers.

Tags: botanical, botany, carnivore, carnivorous, crazy plant lady
Just One More Plant – Botanical Pot Collection (Cute Watercolor) Shorts

Description: For the plant parent who can’t stop at just one… more. 🌿 This watercolor-style illustration features a happy lineup of potted favorites—Venus flytrap, pitcher plant, and sundew—paired with the hand-lettered phrase “just one more.” Perfect for plant collectors, carnivorous plant fans, gardeners, and anyone whose “one more plant” turns into five. Great for: stickers, tees, notebooks, laptop decals, water bottles, and gifts for plant lovers.

Tags: botanical, botany, carnivore, carnivorous, crazy plant lady
Just One More Plant – Carnivorous Plant Watercolor (Venus Flytrap, Pitcher Plant, Sundew) Shorts

Description: For the plant parent who can’t stop at just one… more. 🌿 This watercolor-style illustration features a happy lineup of potted favorites—Venus flytrap, pitcher plant, and sundew—paired with the hand-lettered phrase “just one more.” Perfect for plant collectors, carnivorous plant fans, gardeners, and anyone whose “one more plant” turns into five. Great for: stickers, tees, notebooks, laptop decals, water bottles, and gifts for plant lovers.

Tags: botanical, botany, carnivore, carnivorous, crazy plant lady
Question Everything – Think For Yourself Vintage Typography Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Bold vintage typography design with an evergreen message: QUESTION EVERYTHING. Clean, high-contrast statement layout with classic block lettering and subtle distressed texture—perfect for skeptics, critical thinkers, and anyone who values independent thought. Great on tees, hoodies, stickers, posters, and more.

Tags: america, american, american flag, christian, critical
The Government Is Lying To You – Bold Vintage Typography Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Bold, vintage-style typography with a blunt message: “THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU.” Clean, high-contrast statement design with classic block lettering and divider lines—made for skeptics, free-thinkers, and anyone who loves political satire and unapologetic commentary. Perfect for tees, hoodies, stickers, posters, and more.

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theory, corruption, democrat, election
Vintage Carnivorous Plants – Venus Flytrap, Pitcher Plant & Sundew (Engraving Style) Shorts

Description: A crisp vintage engraving-style illustration featuring three iconic carnivorous plants: Venus flytrap (Dionaea muscipula), Nepenthes pitcher plant, and Drosera sundew. High-contrast linework made to look great on stickers, tees, and prints—perfect for plant lovers, terrarium keepers, and weird plant collectors.

Tags: animal, baking, carnivore, carnivorous, chef
Darlingtonia californica – Victorian Botanical Engraving (Cobra Lily) Shorts

Description: A vintage-inspired Victorian botanical specimen of Darlingtonia californica, the iconic cobra lily carnivorous plant. Crisp black-and-white engraving with stipple shading for a classic natural-history look—great for stickers, shirts, prints, and posters. Perfect for plant lovers, botany enthusiasts, terrarium keepers, and carnivorous plant collectors.

Tags: animal, baking, carnivore, carnivorous, chef
Nepenthes rajah – Victorian Botanical Engraving (Giant Pitcher Plant) Shorts

Description: A vintage-inspired Victorian botanical specimen of Nepenthes rajah, the legendary giant pitcher plant. Rendered in crisp black-and-white engraving and stipple shading for a classic natural-history feel—perfect for stickers, shirts, prints, and posters. Great gift for plant lovers, botany nerds, terrarium keepers, and carnivorous plant collectors.

Tags: botanical, botanical engraving, botanical illustration, botany, carnivorous plants
Carnivorous Plant Collector’s Set (4 Mini Plates) Shorts

Description: Carnivorous Plant Collector’s Set (4 Mini Plates)

Tags: carnivore, carnivorous, flowers, gift, meat
Sundew Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Sundew

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous plant, chef, cooking

Sundew Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Sundew Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Sundew

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous plant, chef, cooking

Sundew Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Pitcher Plant Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Pitcher Plant

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous plant, chef, cooking

Pitcher Plant Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Vintage Pitcher plant Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Venus Flytrap Anatomy

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous plant, chef, cooking

Vintage Pitcher plant Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Venus Flytrap Anatomy Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Venus Flytrap Anatomy

Tags: animal, carnivore, carnivorous plant, chef, cooking

Venus Flytrap Anatomy Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

OF COURSE I'M RIGHT I AM AN ARCHITECT Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: OF COURSE I'M RIGHT I AM AN ARCHITECT

Tags: adventure, architects, architecture, architecture funny, architecture quote

OF COURSE I'M RIGHT I AM AN ARCHITECT Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

IM AM AN ARCHITECT TO SAVE TIME, LETS ASSUME IM RIGHT Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: IM AM AN ARCHITECT TO SAVE TIME, LETS ASSUME IM RIGHT

Tags: adventure, architects, architecture, architecture funny, architecture quote
IM NOT ARGUEING IM THE ARCHITECT Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: IM NOT ARGUEING IM THE ARCHITECT

Tags: adventure, architects, architecture, architecture funny, architecture quote

IM NOT ARGUEING IM THE ARCHITECT Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

IM NOT ARROGANT IM AN ARCHITECT Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: IM NOT ARROGANT IM AN ARCHITECT

Tags: adventure, architects, architecture, architecture funny, architecture quote

IM NOT ARROGANT IM AN ARCHITECT Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

FREEDOME AMERICA CHARLIE KIRK Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR PRIDE

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, american pride

FREEDOME AMERICA CHARLIE KIRK Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO START CHRISTMAS DRAMA Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: brother, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad

MOST LIKELY TO START CHRISTMAS DRAMA Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO RUIN SUPRISES Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad, father

MOST LIKELY TO RUIN SUPRISES Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT A CHRISTMAS CRIME Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad, father

MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT A CHRISTMAS CRIME Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A HOLIDAY BREAKDOWN Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad, funny

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A HOLIDAY BREAKDOWN Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE RESTING GRINCH FACE Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, funny christmas, happy holidays

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE RESTING GRINCH FACE Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO FIGHT SANTA Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad, funny christmas

MOST LIKELY TO FIGHT SANTA Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

MOST LIKELY TO WATCH 25 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN A ROW Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad, funny christmas
MOST LIKELY TO DECORATE IN OCTOBER Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: wear YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Tags: christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater, dad, funny christmas

MOST LIKELY TO DECORATE IN OCTOBER Shorts

$21 $27

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Cart Preview (0)

Kids Apparel

Accessories

Home Goods

Sort & Filter