EpignosticPro

Description: It's a literal wake up call.

Description: Eldritch Scourge Of The Emerald Isle!

Description: Silent, Deadly Killer of Humanity!

Description: When you're stiff for a stiff!

Description: It matters more than what you stand for.

Description: Ain't It True?

Description: Short Term Gratification? Or Paying The Bills?

Description: One can be replaced.

Description: No One Is Cooler Than Johnny Cagethulhu!

Description: We've likely all known at least one.

Description: Most Anything Else Is Another Story

Description: Your Allure Is That Strong

Description: Number One Super God!

Description: It Makes You Easier To Exploit

Description: He has a REALLY big stick.

Description: I'm more discerning with my vices now.

Description: Give'em a jolly boot!

Description: Hugh Jackman has nothing on Roosevelt!

Description: He won't just defeat you. He'll devour you!

Description: You Inspire Blinding Rage

Description: Thanks!

Description: No one likes Brussels Sprouts.

Description: It's slowly going nowhere.

Description: We've Heard Enough!

Description: It's a rare occasion.

Description: You sweet summer child.

Description: It's good to know your place.

Description: It's only proper, after all.

Description: There's no unseeing it.

Description: Helps if she's hot, too.

Description: Nothing will get you killed faster.

Description: I Should Have That Body!

Description: Mmmm, pie.

Description: I must say, I'm offended.

Description: I'm Not Mr. Right. I'm Mr. Right Now.

Description: It's Good To Have Realistic Goals.