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Racism! It's Not Just For White People! Card
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Description: It's Equal Opportunity Prejudice!

Tags: equal rights, equality, social justice

Racism! It's Not Just For White People! Card

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Never Confuse Confidence For Competence. Card
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Description: They Ain't The Same.

Tags: confident, incompetence, stupidity

Never Confuse Confidence For Competence. Card

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There's A Fine Line Between Justice And Revenge Card
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Description: I Cross It Often.

Tags: activism, justice, vengeance, vigilante

There's A Fine Line Between Justice And Revenge Card

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Fandom: Getting Angry Over Events That Never Happened, To People That Do Not Exist Card
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Description: William Shatner Put It Best.

Tags: dork, fan, fandom, fangirl, geek
My Autism Test Says I'm 100% Swedish. Card
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Description: Could Be Worse. I Could Be Finnish.

Tags: sweden, autism, scandinavia, nordic, vikings

My Autism Test Says I'm 100% Swedish. Card

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I Constantly Sabotage Myself... Card
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Description: Because I'm My Only Worthy Opponent.

Tags: inspirational, love yourself, motivation, quotes, self love

I Constantly Sabotage Myself... Card

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I Have Great Faith In Humanity... Card
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Description: 's Ability To Disappoint Me.

Tags: antisocial, disappointed, disappointment, funny, humor

I Have Great Faith In Humanity... Card

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If You're Not Offended Yet... Card
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Description: I Can Try Harder.

Tags: funny quote, humor, offensive

If You're Not Offended Yet... Card

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Everyone Is A Hypocrite. Card
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Description: The Difference Is, I Know I Am.

Tags: funny, honesty, humor, hypocrite, integrity

Everyone Is A Hypocrite. Card

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People Are Quick With Excuses... Card
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Description: Difference Is, I Know I'm Lying.

Tags: funny, humor, lie, lying, responsible

People Are Quick With Excuses... Card

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If Ignorance Is Bliss, MAGA Should Be Much Happier Card
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Description: Rage Ain't Enlightened.

Tags: donald trump, idiots, make america great again, politics, president
The Spirit Was Willing...But The Donuts Were Fresh. Card
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Description: Don't Judge Me!

Tags: chubby, dessert, donut, fat, guilt
My Pain Tolerance Is High. Card
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Description: Especially When It Is Yours.

Tags: cenobite, hellraiser puzzle box, horror, pinhead

My Pain Tolerance Is High. Card

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"Lying Asshole" Has A Whole New Context Card
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Description: Deceitful As Well As Shitty!

Tags: fart, fart joke, farting, farts, funny

"Lying Asshole" Has A Whole New Context Card

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If God Made Man In His Own Image... Card
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Description: He Has Some Messed Up Feet.

Tags: christ, christianity, faith, god, jehovah

If God Made Man In His Own Image... Card

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It Was A Very Special Day When God Made You. Card
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Description: It Was April Fool's Day.

Tags: christ, christian, christianity, jesus, religion

It Was A Very Special Day When God Made You. Card

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God Made You In His Own Image. Blame Him. Card
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Description: No One Bats A Thousand.

Tags: christ, christian, jesus, jesus christ, religion

God Made You In His Own Image. Blame Him. Card

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Honest Opinions Are Like A Boxing Match Card
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Description: It Is Better To Give Than To Receive

Tags: blunt, opinion, truth

Honest Opinions Are Like A Boxing Match Card

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Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupidity. Card
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Description: It's Dangerous Stuff.

Tags: confidence, dumb, powerful, stupid

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupidity. Card

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The Odds Won't Ever Stop Me From Trying! Card
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Description: They Will Stop Me From Succeeding.

Tags: determination, fail, funny, mindset, motivation

The Odds Won't Ever Stop Me From Trying! Card

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On My Sets, Unruly Actors Get Shot. Card
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Description: By A Firing Squad.

Tags: actor, cinema, director, movie

On My Sets, Unruly Actors Get Shot. Card

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Marriage Is Primarily Psychological Card
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Description: I'm Logical. She's Psycho.

Tags: crazy, husband, psychological, wedding, wife

Marriage Is Primarily Psychological Card

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My Girlfriend Is 99% Pure... Card
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Description: Evil.

Tags: demon, demon girl, devil, succubus

My Girlfriend Is 99% Pure... Card

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Pork: The Evil White Meat! Card
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Description: If Those Desert Folks Forbid It...

Tags: evil, islam, judaism, meat, pig

Pork: The Evil White Meat! Card

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Golf: The Only Time A Rim Job Is A Bad Thing Card
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Description: Be It Balls Or Tongue!

Tags: funny golf, golf humor, golfer, golfing, rim job

Golf: The Only Time A Rim Job Is A Bad Thing Card

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Don't Drink And Derive Card
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Description: Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drinking, drunk, math

Don't Drink And Derive Card

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We Are Not All The Hero Of Our Own Story Card
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Description: Some Of Us Will Not Be Missed.

Tags: dark humor, depressing, funny, nihilism, pessimist

We Are Not All The Hero Of Our Own Story Card

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If West Virginia Is "Almost Heaven"... Card
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Description: I Don't Want To Know What Hell Is.

Tags: moonshine, mountaineers, redneck, west virginia home, west virginia state

If West Virginia Is "Almost Heaven"... Card

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Satan Gave Us Sex, Drugs, And Rock N' Roll Card
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Description: Thanks, Bro!

Tags: drugs, devil, rock and roll, demon, evil

Satan Gave Us Sex, Drugs, And Rock N' Roll Card

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I Want You In The Best Bad Ways Card
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Description: And The Best Good Ones.

Tags: bondage, dom, dominant, rope, sub

I Want You In The Best Bad Ways Card

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I Resent Being Called "Evil".... Card
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Description: I Prefer The Term "Diabolical."

Tags: demon, evil, horror, satan, satanism

I Resent Being Called "Evil".... Card

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We Are The Right Kind Of Wrong Card
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Description: Aren't We?

Tags: couples love, love, odd, strange, weird

We Are The Right Kind Of Wrong Card

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Cajun Gumbo Is Tasty Diarrhea Card
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Description: Surprisingly Tasty Diarrhea.

Tags: cajun, crawfish boil, lobster, louisiana, mardi gras

Cajun Gumbo Is Tasty Diarrhea Card

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Dat's Some Sexy Gumbo! Card
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Description: Mah Cajun Roots Tells Me So!

Tags: crawfish, crawfish boil, gumbo, louisiana, mardi gras

Dat's Some Sexy Gumbo! Card

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The Deep South: There's Nothing Deep About It Card
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Description: Just Don't Tell Them That

Tags: country, country life, hillbilly, southern

The Deep South: There's Nothing Deep About It Card

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I Don't Accept Honorary Degrees Card
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Description: That Would Imply That I Have Honor.

Tags: bachelors, degree, doctorate, graduation, honorary

I Don't Accept Honorary Degrees Card

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