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It’ll Always Be SkyDome – Retro Toronto Baseball Stadium T-Shirt
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Description: A distressed varsity-style tribute to Toronto’s iconic dome stadium and the name generations of local baseball fans still use. Made for Toronto locals, Canadian baseball fans, and anyone nostalgic for summer nights under the dome.

Tags: 90s, baseball, blue jays, canada, canadian
The Economy is Doing Great - Please Stay on Topic T-Shirt

Description: “What about the files?” Look, the Dow is over 50,000. A dark political satire about the timeless art of answering the question you wish you’d been asked. Inspired by the collision of uncomfortable questions, economic talking points, and the increasingly surreal nature of American politics. The economy is doing great. Please stay on topic.

Tags: absurd humor, america, american government, american politics, current events
Everything is Fine - Make Dinner Great Again! T-Shirt

Description: Healthy families. Brighter tomorrows. Just try not to look too closely at dinner. “Everything Is Fine” is a retro propaganda-style satire about food recalls, regulatory dysfunction, government cutbacks, and the strange optimism of being told everything is working perfectly while the warning labels keep piling up. Smile, pass the potatoes, and please ignore the recall notice.

Tags: current events, doge, everything is fine, fda, government cuts
Problem Solved - Political Priorities Satire T-Shirt

Description: Inflation? Up. Housing? Up. Groceries? Up. Cost of living? Up. But don’t worry — we renamed something. “Problem Solved” is a darkly satirical street-art-inspired take on political priorities, symbolic victories, and the everyday problems that somehow never make it to the top of the list. For anyone watching the cost of everything rise while wondering what problem we’re actually trying to solve.

Tags: activism, anti establishment, cost of gas, dark humor, economy
No, New Wars! – Different Promises Same Results T-Shirt

Description: No new wars! Or… No, new wars! Different leaders. Different promises. Different strategies. Somehow, the results keep looking remarkably familiar. A retro political satire design about campaign promises, endless foreign interventions, and the tiny punctuation mark that changes everything. Because every election promises a brighter, more peaceful future — until somebody moves the comma. Everything is fine.

Tags: american politics, anti war, anti war art, democrat, different promises same results
Lake Effect – Local Weather, Personal Grudge T-Shirt
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Description: Sunshine in one direction, snow coming sideways in the other, and the lake taking it personally. A distressed WPA-style design for Great Lakes locals, lake-effect snow survivors, lighthouse lovers, Midwesterners, Canadians, and anyone who knows the forecast is merely a suggestion.

Tags: canadian weather, great lakes, great lakes weather, lake effect snow, lakeside
Bedtime Negotiations – Talks Have Broken Down T-Shirt

Description: The story has been read, the clock is ticking, and neither side is willing to compromise. A funny vintage design for exhausted parents, stubborn children, bedtime negotiators, dads of daughters, and anyone familiar with the nightly struggle to get the kids into bed. Even the teddy bear has taken a position.

Tags: bedtime, bedtime routine, dad humor, exhausted parent, father daughter
Cerberus Graveyard Shift – Greek Mythology Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Three heads, zero breaks. Cerberus has guarded the gates of the underworld long enough to know that the graveyard shift never ends. A distressed vintage woodcut design for Greek mythology fans, night-shift workers, dog lovers, fantasy readers, and anyone permanently stuck on guard duty.

Tags: ancient greece, cerberus, dark fantasy, dog lover, graveyard shift
The Forecast was Fine - Supply Chain Humor T-Shirt

Description: Everything matched the plan—until customers started placing orders. A vintage industrial design for demand planners, supply chain professionals, buyers, inventory managers, production planners, warehouse teams, and anyone who has watched actual demand destroy a perfectly respectable forecast.

Tags: demand planner, demand planning, forecasting humor, logistics, operations management
Lake Ontario – Accept No Substitutes T-Shirt
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Description: Lake Ontario: a Great Lakes original—accept no substitutes. A weathered nautical-chart design celebrating the lake’s unmistakable identity, created for Ontarians, Great Lakes locals, Canadian expats and everyone who knows the name belongs on the map.

Tags: accept no substitues, canada, canada pride, canadian identity, cartography
Null Hypothesis - Still Undefeated T-Shirt

Description: The reigning champion of statistics remains undefeated—with an impeccable 0–∞ record. A handmade Xerox-collage design for statisticians, researchers, data scientists, academics and anyone who has ever failed to reject the null.

Tags: academic humor, data science, data scientist, fail to reject, hypothesis testing
One More Log - Funny Cottage Campfire T-Shirt
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Description: One more log, then we‘re going in - the classic promise nobody keeps. A hand-inked campfire design for cottage weekends, cabin nights, campers and anyone who never wants the fire to end.

Tags: adirondack chair, bonfire night, cabin life, campfire, camping
Beauty at the Dot - Hockey Faceoff Specialist T-Shirt
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Description: Own the circle and win the draw. A vintage overhead hockey design celebrating faceoff specialists - the beauties who battle at the dot. Made for centers, coaches, beer-league players and dedicated rink rats.

Tags: beauty at the dot, beer league hockey, canadian hockey, faceoff, faceoff specialist
Entropy Happens - Physics Science Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Order is only temporary. A Swiss-modernist physics design illustrating entropy as a perfect geometric grid gradually collapsing into chaos. Made for physicists, scientists, engineers, teachers, students, and anyone familiar with the second law of thermodynamics.

Tags: delta s, engineering humor, entropy happens, order is temporary, physicist
Top Cheeese - Premium Hockey Snipes T-Shirt
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Description: Hit the top corner where the good stuff lives. A vintage hockey design celebrating top-cheese snipes, perfect shots, and the players who always aim upstairs. Made for hockey players, beer-league sharpshooters, coaches, and dedicated rink rats.

Tags: beer league hockey, canadian hockey, hockey gift, hockey goal, hockey humor
Grocery Stick - Funny Hockey Bench Slang T-Shirt
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Description: A vintage hockey design celebrating the legendary grocery stick - the bench player separating the forwards from the defence. Made for hockey players, coaches, beer-league teammates and lifelong rink rats who understand the language of the game

Tags: beer league hockey, canadian hockey, defence, forwards, hockey bench
Gorgon Garden Club - Gothic Medusa Mythology T-Shirt
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Description: Original dark botanical Medusa design featuring serpents, flowers, and classical Greek ornamentation. Created for mythology lovers, snake enthusiasts, gothic gardeners and fans of dark-academia artwork.

Tags: ancient greece, botanical illustration, classical mythology, dark academia, dark floral
Peer Reviewed Still Confused - Funny Science Researcher T-Shirt
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Description: Original science-humor design for researchers, scientists, engineers, professors, and grad students who know that peer review doesn‘t always provide clarity. Featuring equations, laboratory imagery, research papers and the essential cup of coffee

Tags: academic humor, chemistry, engineer humor, grad student, laboratory
Crates before clout - vinyl hip hop culture T-Shirt

Description: Original underground hip-hop design celebrating crate digging, vinyl collecting and the culture behind the music. Made for DJs, beatmakers, record collectors and old-school hip-hop heads.

Tags: analog music, beat maker, boom bap, crate digging, dj gift
You Inukshuk me all night long! T-Shirt
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Description: Canadian Tshirt Puns Canada Inuit Culture

Tags: canada, funny, inuit, pun
CTRL ALT LOVE My City T-Shirt
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Description: Toronto Pixel Tshirt Artwork

Tags: 416, 8bit, alt, canada, ctrl

CTRL ALT LOVE My City T-Shirt

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Toronto Love T-Shirt
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Description: Toronto Love Custom Tshirt

Tags: 416, canada, canadian, toronto blue jays, vintage

Toronto Love T-Shirt

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Stop the genocide T-Shirt

Description: Defund Israel

Tags: bds, boycott israel, free palestine, no war, stop israel

Stop the genocide T-Shirt

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Iran has the right to defend itself T-Shirt

Description: Stop the genocide, support a democratic Israel

Tags: anti war, iran, iranian, israel, no war
No Kings in America T-Shirt
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Description: No Kings in America

Tags: anti trump, democracy, fight oligarchy, no kings in america, politics

No Kings in America T-Shirt

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Elbows up for Canada T-Shirt
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Description: True north proud and FREE

Tags: 51st state, canada is not for sale, doug ford, elbows up, elbows up canada

Elbows up for Canada T-Shirt

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Canada is not for sale T-Shirt
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Description: Canada is not for sale t-shirt

Tags: boycott usa, canada is not for sale, canadian, canadian patriot, doug ford

Canada is not for sale T-Shirt

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Love our game!  The good old hockey game is the best game you can name! T-Shirt
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Description: And the best game you can name, is the good ‘ole Hockey Game

Tags: bar down, hockey, hockey life, hockey lover, nhl
Where the game begins, pond hockey T-Shirt
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Description: Where the game begins

Tags: bar down, barn burner, hockey, hockey gift, hockey life
Light the lamp, love our game! T-Shirt
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Description: Light the lamp! Get ‘er done!

Tags: bar down, do it, get er done, hockey gift, hockey life
Love our game T-Shirt
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Description: Hockey, Love our Game

Tags: bar mexico, celly, chirp, hockey, hockey life

Love our game T-Shirt

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Embrace the flow, love the lettuce T-Shirt
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Description: Embrace the flow, love the lettuce

Tags: flow, hockey life, hockey slang, lettuce, maple leafs
Hockey is Life!  Get that Beauty! T-Shirt
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Description: Top Shelf, bury that biscuit. It’s a beauty!

Tags: bar down, beauty, celly, hockey, hockey gifts
He shoots, he scores! T-Shirt
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Description: He shoots, he scores!

Tags: bar mexico, hockey, hockey gifts, hockey lover, ice hockey

He shoots, he scores! T-Shirt

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Bar Mexico!  Tickle the twine T-Shirt
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Description: Bar Mexico! Top Cheese

Tags: bar down, bar mexico, hocker gift, hockey life, hockey lover
Where Grandma Hides the Cookies!  Light the lamp T-Shirt
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Description: Where Grandma Hides the Cookies! He shoots, he scores!

Tags: bar down, celly, chirp, dangle, he shoots he scores

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