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Artemis - Greek Goddess of the Hunt | Vintage Mythology Art T-Shirt
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Description: Artemis, the Greek goddess of the hung, wilderness, and moon, takes aim in this striking vintage-inspired illustration. Featuring a powerful side-profile silhouette, a fully drawn bow, flowing hair, and elegant Grecian details, this design combines bold graphic art with the timeless beauty of ancient Greek Mythology. Warm terracotta, antique invory, and gold tones contrast against deep black for a dramatic yet minimalist aesthetic. Perfect for Greek mythology enthusiasts, lovers of classical art, archery fans, and anyone drawn to powerful female figures and ancient legends. A distinctive gift for mythology lovers, history enthusiasts, and fans of vintage-insipred artwork.

Tags: ancient greece, archery, artemis goddess, bow and arrow, classical art
Toronto TTC Subway Map – Minimalist Transit Line Art T-Shirt
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Description: Toronto, reduced to its lines. Toronto Subway Map celebrates the colorful geometry of the city's iconic transit network through a clean, minimalist design. Featuring interconnected subway routes, colorful transit lines, and station markers against a striking black background, this modern graphic illustration transforms an everyday commute into a piece of wearable art. Perfect for Torontonians, Toronto expats, transit enthusiasts, subway lovers, urban design fans, architecture enthusiasts, and anyone who has spent a little too much time waiting at Bloor-Yonge. No street names. No distractions. Just the lines that connect the city.

Tags: minimalist art, subway, subway lines, the 6ix, toronto
No Cap – Funny Mushroom Gen Z Slang T-Shirt
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Description: No hat. No lies. No cap. One extremely confident mushroom has ditched his cap while the rest of the forest tries to process what they're seeing. No Cap takes the slang literally with a retro-inspired mushroom cartoon full of vintage character, confused fungi, and one very self-assured stem. Perfect for Gen Z humor fans, mushroom lovers, fungi enthusiasts, foragers, millennials, internet culture fans, and anyone committed to telling the truth — no cap. No cap. Literally.

Tags: forest humor, fungi, funny gift, gen z, gen z humor

No Cap – Funny Mushroom Gen Z Slang T-Shirt

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I’m Cooked – Funny Steak Gen Z Slang T-Shirt
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Description: Sometimes you’re tired. Sometimes you’re exhausted. And sometimes you’re simply cooked. I’m Cooked takes the modern slang literally, featuring one concerned raw steak checking in on his thoroughly grilled and completely defeated friend. A funny retro-inspired food design for anyone who is exhausted, overwhelmed, burnt out, done for the day, or just generally cooked. Perfect for Gen Z humor fans, millennials, food lovers, steak enthusiasts, students, coworkers, gamers, and anyone running on their last remaining bit of energy. Well done? More like just done.

Tags: bbq, cooked slang, food, food lover, funnny gift
Main Character – Funny Popcorn Gen Z Slang T-Shirt
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Description: Every bucket has one. Main Character features a crowd of perfectly ordinary popcorn kernels and one extremely confident kernel who has decided the movie is actually about him. Featuring a retro cinema-inspired illustration with spotlights, vintage popcorn styling, and one unapologetically attention-seeking kernel, this design takes “main character energy” literally. Perfect for movie lovers, popcorn fans, Gen Z humor fans, millennials, cinema lovers, confident friends, dramatic personalities, and anyone currently experiencing a little too much main character energy. Supporting cast sold separately.

Tags: confident, funny gift, gen z, gen z humor, gen z slang
Pestilence Inc. – London Est. 1665 Plague Doctor T-Shirt
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Description: Serving the afflicted since 1665. Pestilence Inc. is a fictional London institution specializing in plague, pestilence, questionable remedies, and exceptionally intimidating workwear. Featuring an abstract ink-style plague doctor with classic beaked mask and vintage London · Est. 1665 branding, this design reimagines the plague doctor as the emblem of a centuries-old Victorian company that you probably wouldn't want making a house call. A dark, understated design for plague doctor fans, history nerds, gothic art lovers, macabre humor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a company with several centuries of highly questionable customer outcomes. Pestilence Inc. Serving the afflicted since 1665.

Tags: beaked mask, black plague, halloween, london, london 1665
Side Quest – Medieval Knight Grocery Shopping T-Shirt
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Description: The kingdom can wait. We’re out of milk. Side Quest follows one brave medieval knight on the most important detour of his journey: grocery shopping. Fully equipped with plate armor, sword, shield and shopping cart, our hero must first conquer the cereal aisle before returning to the main quest. A ridiculous collision of epic fantasy adventure and painfully ordinary adult responsibilities. Perfect for gamers, RPG fans, fantasy lovers, D&D-style humor fans, medieval enthusiasts, grocery shoppers, and anyone whose life seems to contain significantly more side quests than main quests. Main quest: Save the kingdom. Side quest: Milk, bread, eggs, toilet paper.

Tags: adulting, adulting humor, funny knight, knight, knight humor
Grim Reaper Fit Check – Gothic Dark Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Death, but make it fashion. The Grim Reaper Fit Check catches Death taking a quick selfie before heading out for another long day of collecting souls. Featuring the Reaper in full robes with scythe, hourglass, chains, boots, and one extremely modern smartphone, this bold linocut-style design combines medieval macabre imagery with modern “fit check” culture. Perfect for Grim Reaper fans, goths, dark humor lovers, spooky-season people, skeleton fans, Halloween lovers, and anyone who knows that being the embodiment of death is no excuse for neglecting the fit. Scythe? Check. Robes? Check. Souls? Pending. Fit? Immaculate.

Tags: dark humor, death, funny, funny quote, goth humor
Plague Doctor Fit Check – Victorian Gothic Fashion T-Shirt
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Description: Serving looks since the 17th century. Plague Doctor Fit Check reimagines the iconic plague doctor as the unlikely star of a Victorian fashion plate — elaborate robes, feathered hat, beaked mask, accessories, and one very modern smartphone. A detailed vintage-inspired design combining historical illustration with modern “fit check” culture. Perfect for plague doctor fans, gothic fashion lovers, history nerds, dark academia enthusiasts, Halloween lovers, and anyone who appreciates an impeccably dressed figure of questionable medical credentials. Autumn Collection. Masks. Robes. Gloves. Accessories. The fit is contagious.

Tags: dark academia, gothic fashion, halloween, humor, macabre
Ghosted – Funny Sad Ghost Halloween Design T-Shirt
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Description: He checked his phone. Still nothing. Ghosted features one very disappointed ghost staring at his phone and reconsidering all of his life—or afterlife—choices. A funny vintage-inspired ghost design for anyone who has been left on read, ignored, unmatched, or mysteriously disappeared on. Perfect for Halloween, spooky season, dating humor fans, ghost lovers, and anyone familiar with the modern horror story known as texting. Funny enough for Halloween, relatable enough for the rest of the year.

Tags: cute ghost, funny ghost, ghost, ghost humor, ghost joke
Fish Top – The Alternative Mermaid T-Shirt
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Description: Why does a mermaid always have to be woman on top and fish on the bottom? Meet the Fish Top — an alternative approach to aquatic anatomy for those who have always wondered why nobody tried it the other way around. Part fish. Part woman. Questionable proportions. Impeccable heels. A funny twist on the classic mermaid for fans of absurd humor, mythology, ocean jokes, weird art, and anyone who would rather have fish top than fish bottom.

Tags: alternative mermaid, fish, fish art, fish humor, funny fish

Fish Top – The Alternative Mermaid T-Shirt

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Merman – Peak Male Hydrodynamics T-Shirt
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Description: Behold the pinnacle of aquatic masculinity. Merman – Peak Male Hydrodynamics features one exceptionally streamlined sea gentleman enjoying a quiet moment on the rocks with his fish friend. A playful twist on classic mermaid mythology for anyone who appreciates ocean humor, mythical creatures, absurdly confident slogans, and men who have truly optimized their drag coefficient. Perfect for swimmers, beach lovers, mythology fans, merman enthusiasts, marine-life lovers, or anyone operating at peak male hydrodynamics.

Tags: ariel, funny merman, hydrodynamics, little mermaid, male mermaid

Merman – Peak Male Hydrodynamics T-Shirt

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Toronto Streetcar – Watercolor City Art T-Shirt
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Description: A little piece of Toronto in watercolor. Inspired by the iconic red streetcars rolling through the streets of Toronto, this watercolor-style illustration celebrates one of the most recognizable sights of everyday life in the city. Made for Torontonians, former locals, transit lovers, urban explorers, Canadians abroad, and anyone with fond memories of riding the streetcar through the 6ix. A subtle piece of Toronto nostalgia that works equally well as wearable art or a gift for someone who calls Toronto home.

Tags: 416, 6ix, canada, the six, toronto
The 6ix – Toronto Through the Four Seasons T-Shirt
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Description: Toronto in every season. From spring blossoms and summer skies to autumn colours and a snow-covered winter skyline, The 6ix celebrates Toronto all year round. Featuring the iconic CN Tower across four distinctly Toronto scenes, this photo-inspired collage is made for Torontonians, expats, visitors, and anyone who calls the 6ix home. A great Toronto gift for city lovers, Canadians abroad, travellers, and anyone who knows there’s no bad season for a view of the skyline.

Tags: 6ix, canada, canadian, cn tower, ontario
It’ll Always Be SkyDome – Retro Toronto Baseball Stadium T-Shirt
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Description: A distressed varsity-style tribute to Toronto’s iconic dome stadium and the name generations of local baseball fans still use. Made for Toronto locals, Canadian baseball fans, and anyone nostalgic for summer nights under the dome.

Tags: 90s, baseball, blue jays, canada, canadian
Problem Solved - Political Priorities Satire T-Shirt

Description: Inflation? Up. Housing? Up. Groceries? Up. Cost of living? Up. But don’t worry — we renamed something. “Problem Solved” is a darkly satirical street-art-inspired take on political priorities, symbolic victories, and the everyday problems that somehow never make it to the top of the list. For anyone watching the cost of everything rise while wondering what problem we’re actually trying to solve.

Tags: activism, anti establishment, cost of gas, dark humor, economy
No, New Wars! – Different Promises Same Results T-Shirt

Description: No new wars! Or… No, new wars! Different leaders. Different promises. Different strategies. Somehow, the results keep looking remarkably familiar. A retro political satire design about campaign promises, endless foreign interventions, and the tiny punctuation mark that changes everything. Because every election promises a brighter, more peaceful future — until somebody moves the comma. Everything is fine.

Tags: american politics, anti war, anti war art, democrat, different promises same results
Lake Effect – Local Weather, Personal Grudge T-Shirt
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Description: Sunshine in one direction, snow coming sideways in the other, and the lake taking it personally. A distressed WPA-style design for Great Lakes locals, lake-effect snow survivors, lighthouse lovers, Midwesterners, Canadians, and anyone who knows the forecast is merely a suggestion.

Tags: canadian weather, great lakes, great lakes weather, lake effect snow, lakeside
Bedtime Negotiations – Talks Have Broken Down T-Shirt

Description: The story has been read, the clock is ticking, and neither side is willing to compromise. A funny vintage design for exhausted parents, stubborn children, bedtime negotiators, dads of daughters, and anyone familiar with the nightly struggle to get the kids into bed. Even the teddy bear has taken a position.

Tags: bedtime, bedtime routine, dad humor, exhausted parent, father daughter
Cerberus Graveyard Shift – Greek Mythology Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Three heads, zero breaks. Cerberus has guarded the gates of the underworld long enough to know that the graveyard shift never ends. A distressed vintage woodcut design for Greek mythology fans, night-shift workers, dog lovers, fantasy readers, and anyone permanently stuck on guard duty.

Tags: ancient greece, cerberus, dark fantasy, dog lover, graveyard shift
The Forecast was Fine - Supply Chain Humor T-Shirt

Description: Everything matched the plan—until customers started placing orders. A vintage industrial design for demand planners, supply chain professionals, buyers, inventory managers, production planners, warehouse teams, and anyone who has watched actual demand destroy a perfectly respectable forecast.

Tags: demand planner, demand planning, forecasting humor, logistics, operations management
Lake Ontario – Accept No Substitutes T-Shirt
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Description: Lake Ontario: a Great Lakes original—accept no substitutes. A weathered nautical-chart design celebrating the lake’s unmistakable identity, created for Ontarians, Great Lakes locals, Canadian expats and everyone who knows the name belongs on the map.

Tags: accept no substitues, canada, canada pride, canadian identity, cartography

Lake Ontario – Accept No Substitutes T-Shirt

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Null Hypothesis - Still Undefeated T-Shirt

Description: The reigning champion of statistics remains undefeated—with an impeccable 0–∞ record. A handmade Xerox-collage design for statisticians, researchers, data scientists, academics and anyone who has ever failed to reject the null.

Tags: academic humor, data science, data scientist, fail to reject, hypothesis testing

Null Hypothesis - Still Undefeated T-Shirt

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One More Log - Funny Cottage Campfire T-Shirt
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Description: One more log, then we‘re going in - the classic promise nobody keeps. A hand-inked campfire design for cottage weekends, cabin nights, campers and anyone who never wants the fire to end.

Tags: adirondack chair, bonfire night, cabin life, campfire, camping

One More Log - Funny Cottage Campfire T-Shirt

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Beauty at the Dot - Hockey Faceoff Specialist T-Shirt
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Description: Own the circle and win the draw. A vintage overhead hockey design celebrating faceoff specialists - the beauties who battle at the dot. Made for centers, coaches, beer-league players and dedicated rink rats.

Tags: beauty at the dot, beer league hockey, canadian hockey, faceoff, faceoff specialist
Entropy Happens - Physics Science Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Order is only temporary. A Swiss-modernist physics design illustrating entropy as a perfect geometric grid gradually collapsing into chaos. Made for physicists, scientists, engineers, teachers, students, and anyone familiar with the second law of thermodynamics.

Tags: delta s, engineering humor, entropy happens, order is temporary, physicist

Entropy Happens - Physics Science Humor T-Shirt

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Top Cheeese - Premium Hockey Snipes T-Shirt
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Description: Hit the top corner where the good stuff lives. A vintage hockey design celebrating top-cheese snipes, perfect shots, and the players who always aim upstairs. Made for hockey players, beer-league sharpshooters, coaches, and dedicated rink rats.

Tags: beer league hockey, canadian hockey, hockey gift, hockey goal, hockey humor

Top Cheeese - Premium Hockey Snipes T-Shirt

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Grocery Stick - Funny Hockey Bench Slang T-Shirt
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Description: A vintage hockey design celebrating the legendary grocery stick - the bench player separating the forwards from the defence. Made for hockey players, coaches, beer-league teammates and lifelong rink rats who understand the language of the game

Tags: beer league hockey, canadian hockey, defence, forwards, hockey bench
Gorgon Garden Club - Gothic Medusa Mythology T-Shirt
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Description: Original dark botanical Medusa design featuring serpents, flowers, and classical Greek ornamentation. Created for mythology lovers, snake enthusiasts, gothic gardeners and fans of dark-academia artwork.

Tags: ancient greece, botanical illustration, classical mythology, dark academia, dark floral
Peer Reviewed Still Confused - Funny Science Researcher T-Shirt
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Description: Original science-humor design for researchers, scientists, engineers, professors, and grad students who know that peer review doesn‘t always provide clarity. Featuring equations, laboratory imagery, research papers and the essential cup of coffee

Tags: academic humor, chemistry, engineer humor, grad student, laboratory
Crates before clout - vinyl hip hop culture T-Shirt

Description: Original underground hip-hop design celebrating crate digging, vinyl collecting and the culture behind the music. Made for DJs, beatmakers, record collectors and old-school hip-hop heads.

Tags: analog music, beat maker, boom bap, crate digging, dj gift
Toronto Love T-Shirt
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Description: Toronto Love Custom Tshirt

Tags: 416, canada, canadian, toronto blue jays, vintage

Toronto Love T-Shirt

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Stop the genocide T-Shirt

Description: Defund Israel

Tags: bds, boycott israel, free palestine, no war, stop israel

Stop the genocide T-Shirt

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Iran has the right to defend itself T-Shirt

Description: Stop the genocide, support a democratic Israel

Tags: anti war, iran, iranian, israel, no war

Iran has the right to defend itself T-Shirt

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No Kings in America T-Shirt
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Description: No Kings in America

Tags: anti trump, democracy, fight oligarchy, no kings in america, politics

No Kings in America T-Shirt

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Elbows up for Canada T-Shirt
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Description: True north proud and FREE

Tags: 51st state, canada is not for sale, doug ford, elbows up, elbows up canada

Elbows up for Canada T-Shirt

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