Hats
Peace Rules Hat
$19
Description: A cartoon Turkey, Duck, Chicken, and egg as a set of Russian matryoshka nesting dolls.
Turducken Hat
$19
Description: A pastel cartoon wizard penguin with a light blue and white body, lavender feet, light yellow beak, and tiny black eyes, wearing a stylish lavender cape and hood with a light blue raindrop-shaped jewel at the end, carrying a lavender and light yellow magic star wand.
Pengwizard Hat
$19
Description: A neon flamingo in a pond with real flamingos. Nevermind how it stays up or gets electricity.
Flaminglow Hat
$19
Description: A fish doing some watercolor painting with its robot arms. Because fish have those. Watercolor effect is simulated.
Fish Painter Hat
$19
Description: Abstract sphere made up of hollow circles changing size and color as they move, all glowing in the tertiary colors of purple, orange, and teal.
Technorb Hat
$19
Description: A funny, smiling, cartoon toucan with a beak that looks like a soda can (it's even got some soda in it!), and a bean-shaped body with no wings or legs.
Tou-can Hat
$19
Description: A photo of the Earth depicted as a vinyl record. Seven tracks are etched on the surface, one for each continent. A red label in the center has text saying "Milky Way" "World Record" and "Eastern and Western Hemispheres property of the Earth.
World Record Hat
$19
Description: An abstract representation of a tractor that looks like it was made out unconnected pieces of different colored construction paper.
Abstract-or Hat
$19
Description: A raven standing and facing left, holding a magenta glowstick with its wing, in front of several colorful glowing spotlight beams.
Rave-n Hat
$19
Description: Two white dice with palm trees growing out of the tops, connected by a hammock. The trees are also surrounded by grass and pools of water that are trickling down the sides of the dice.
Paradice Hat
$19
Description: A cartoon of an old man cardboard box with a white beard and mustache. The box has dust, dings, sun fading, water damage, bends, marker, everything that makes him look old. He also has a cane with a curved top leaning against him. Very distinguished-looking.
Pack-age Hat
$19
Description: An acoustic guitar colored to look like an archery target (yellow, red, cyan, black, and white rings), being shot by an arrow, breaking one of the strings.
Guitarget Hat
$19
Description: A large yellow-orange sun next to Planet Earth with a starfield behind. Earth has two giant red and white striped poles with shiny gold toppers sticking out the top and bottom (the North and South Poles). The Sun has jumper cables coming out of it.
Solar Power Hat
$19
Description: A cartoonish green cactus with two cactus arms standing in the desert. At the top of one arm is a red table tennis paddle, and stuck to several of the cactus's spines (needles) are table tennis balls. In the background in gray silhouette are a horizon line with two silhouette cacti.
Description: A cute brown cartoon door with large eyes, a smile on its face, and a gold doorknob.
A-door-able Hat
$19
Description: A cartoony yellow schoolbus shaped like a rhombus, making it look like its driving really fast. Look at it go!
Rhom-bus Hat
$19
Description: A funny group of cartoon icecubes that are also mice! The mice are coming out of their tray and escaping, helping each other along the way, and exploring.
Micecubes Hat
$19
Description: An anthropomorphic relief map wearing hiking boots, holding a compass, and wiping sweat off its brow out of relief. It also says "phew".
Relief Map Hat
$19