Have you befriended a female who's a goddess among men? Do you make yourself readily available to her day and night? Do you see her out with her girlfriends and other best guy friend on her Insta story? Do you buy her gifts that would be used by couples to drop a hint only to see her use it with her other best guy friend? In your free time, do you donate to an e-girl's twitch stream to hear her say your name? Are you playing the long game to get your dick wet? Do you swear one of these days she's gonna let you give it to her, but until then you'll keep telling your homies you got it good? Well do I have the shirt for you....
EAT.
SLEEP.
SIMP.