ethanwallett

Description: "Useless, with honors" ... a satirical take on society's perception of a well rounded education ... it also happens to be the name of my Philosophy vlog ... and no, it's not a porn site.

Description: How would you like your burger? (comes in beef sirloin or vegetarian options)

Description: Vote for Sanity in 2020! ... gotta get these things out early!

Description: Celebrate Independence Day with this whimsical design depicting anthropomorphized firecrackers running away from an open flame! ... or at the very least, celebrate pyromania

Description: If there were an actual Minesweeper Championship ... well, I can only imagine ...

Description: Unleash your inner paleontologist! ... huh, I guess this may be better suited toward nerds ... and dinosaur enthusiasts

Description: This is, literally, the best thing ever!

Description: Not a fan of this rat race we so often find ourselves in ... come on little guy! keep going! you can do it!

Description: Do you love your personal space??? ... then this is the design for you! ... it just says, "I love my personal space"

Description: An homage to the endangered Oxford comma ... also, a parody of a college sweatshirt.

Description: Well, there goes the planet...

Description: I don't think anyone's escaped feeling like a black sheep at some point in their lives ... so this design celebrates our failures, mistakes, and even individuality in a whimsical, lighthearted way.

Description: Symbols of the Victorian gear-head ... gears; in an alternative steampunk world, you belong to a special class of inventors & makers, the Gadgeteers, who can make anything out of junk and old parts - armed with a spring, gears, and a paperclip, you are good to go!

Description: Perfect for St. Patty's Day! ... and Botany

Description: My favorite irrational number by far

Description: This is how I end all my arguments

Description: Ah necromancy ... nerd meets bad-assery

Description: Nature needs help sometimes too!

Description: A symbol of strength and independence - the lone wolf ... run

Description: An homage to sporks ... in pop-art style!

Description: Playing with words ... also, we could use more insight

Description: There's a little devil in all of us ... wear it with pride!

Description: We're all thinking it, now you can say it!

Description: Just spreading the love ...

Description: An homage to the greatest sport ever! (Curling)

Description: A symbolic depiction of the strength of one person standing up to the powers that be ... whether they be internal or external

Description: We've all seen the signs ... it's about time someone took a stand!

Description: A parody of the classic "College" generic logo ... plus, I believe in an America where anyone who wants to attend Driver's Ed should be able to.

Description: The zombie apocalypse is upon us - the dead are rising and walking the earth; you've managed to survive this long, albeit, with some blood on your shirt, but you're still proud of the moniker you've penned for yourself, Zombie Slayer

Description: You find the Adventurer's T-shirt AC +1, which grants the wearer +1 to Armor Class

Description: You find the Adventurer's T-shirt, which grants the wearer +1 to Armor Class

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Description: A parody of the classic "I love NY" ... I just know for a fact that everyone loves T-shirts ... also, it captures my sense of humor

Description: A whimsical depiction of some social/political/economic ills plaguing society and inhibiting the potential of the human mind

Description: Our glorious 45th president (Trump) pretty much set himself up for this ... funny how an upside-down "45" looks like "Sh"