Tank Tops
Description: As a kid from the 80s, I had a shirt that read, "Hot Dog." It was set in a bubbly serif font. I thought about recreating that shirt, but then the idea morphed into a cartoon hot dog and a pun soon followed. That poor hot dog seemed lonely, so I made him a friend. Who wouldn’t relish the opportunity to be a bit more frank with this awesome t-shirt?
Description: During John Oliver's episode of the Hot Ones, Sean Evans was coaching him through the hot chicken wings and said, "Every Step is a Sauce Out of the Way." John Oliver immediately responded, "That should be on a t-shirt!" Who are we to argue with John Oliver? And, now it is. Wear it with pride (and tears in your eyes) as you take on the Hot Ones Challenge.
Description: We all have those messy little eaters in our life. You know, the ones that seem to get a food stain on pretty much all of their shirts. The ones that can't get through a meal without spilling something on their clothes. We love 'em, and, there's no better way to show our love for those hungry ones than with this t-shirt. Description of graphic: "Dinner is On Me" written in hand lettering. "Dinner is," is in cyan blue hand-drawn script. "On Me," is in dark orange hand-drawn, dripping, slimy, gooey lettering.
Description: It doesn't matter if you ride a road bike, a mountain bike, or a fixie; there's one thing we can all agree on, there's no better way to get around town than on your bicycle. Celebrate your urban commuter pride! Description of graphic: "Commuter" written in a hand-lettered script with an image of a bicycle used or commuting above it.
Description: It doesn't matter if you ride a road bike, a mountain bike, or a fixie; there's one thing we can all agree on, there's no better way to get around town than on your bicycle. Celebrate your urban commuter pride! Description of graphic: "Commuter" written in a hand-lettered script with an image of a bicycle used or commuting above it.
Description: No one's judging, it's hard to find time to finish all of your tasks, projects or homework. You may be overwhelmed, tired, stressed, or, just not into what you need to do at the moment. Maybe there's a bit of ADHD, or procrastination, again, no one's judging - we've all been there.
Description: We've all had those days going fishing and spent half of the time dealing with lost lures, snapped lines, snags, and tangled fishing line. And then there is the fish that got away! The Angler Management Issues t-shirt celebrates all of that and, remember, a bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. Description of graphic: "Somebody Has Angler Management Issues," is a pun on anger management due to having troubles while fishing. A pink cartoon worm peeks out from the letter 'A' looking at a fish hook resting on the words, "Angler Management." The fishing line is tangled among the hand-drawn block letters. The fishing line continues below spelling the word, "Issues," in an elegant script font. Below that a green fish swims by.
