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Jumbo Video Card

Description: Anyone remember this?

Tags: movie, elepant, humor, movies, retro

Jumbo Video Card

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BiWay Card

Description: I don't know about the rest of the world, but this was huge in Ontario

Tags: department store, store, canadian, retro, 80s

BiWay Card

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JAWS Card
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Description: Ever heard of it?

Tags: great white shark, jaws, jaws 50th anniversary, jaws 1975

JAWS Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Bad luck to kill a seabird Card

Description: Sure is

Tags: the lighthouse a24, the lighthouse movie, bad luck to kill a seabird, movie, horror movies gift idea

Bad luck to kill a seabird Card

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Victoria Card
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Description: Victoria!

Tags: victoria

Victoria Card

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Casey Card
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Description: thats my name

Tags: casey

Casey Card

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B Y L L A B O B Card
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Description: How she be

Tags: funny quote, sarcasm

B Y L L A B O B Card

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B*itch, you look like a bag of bread Card
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Description: What more is there to say?

Tags: funny, humor

B*itch, you look like a bag of bread Card

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FT13th Card

Description: Jason

Tags: 80s, friday the 13th, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

FT13th Card

$5.00 $6.00

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No Hugs! Card
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Description: Don't want em

Tags: comedy, dont hug me, dont hug me im scared, funny, humor

No Hugs! Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Spinell 2 Card
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Description: It's Joe again!

Tags: 80s, b movies, cult horror, halloween, horror

Spinell 2 Card

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Belly Jeans Card
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Description: C'mon down to Belly Jeans! We'll give you bigger pants if you eat too many jelly beans!

Tags: halloween, quotes, jelly bean, candy, sarcastic

Belly Jeans Card

$5.00 $6.00

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You're dead to me Card
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Description: I think this one speaks for itself

Tags: grim reaper design, death, horror, humor, band

You're dead to me Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Ex Favourites Card
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Description: Fake band!!

Tags: fake band, music, band merchandise, rock, girls fashion

Ex Favourites Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Pine Lodge Resort Staff shirt Card
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Description: It's like the other shirt, but staffier

Tags: wolf, fish, nature, cabin, cottage life

Pine Lodge Resort Staff shirt Card

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Leave me alone Card

Description: You heard the shirt! Scram!

Tags: humor, introvert, antisocial, go away, skeleton

Leave me alone Card

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Grimsy 2 Card
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Description: He's grim

Tags: creepy, dark, dead, grim reaper, horror

Grimsy 2 Card

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Grims Card
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Description: Heeeeere's Grimy!

Tags: skull, reaper, low brow, horror, spooky

Grims Card

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Potato Salad! Card
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Description: This one is an inside joke

Tags: barbeque, food, funny saying, lunch, potato salad

Potato Salad! Card

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Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - White Card

Description: The best

Tags: horror fan, horror, matthew holness, one track lover, spoof

Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - White Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - Red Card

Description: One of the best

Tags: garth marenghi, horror, horror show, richard ayoade, the it crowd

Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - Red Card

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Garth Marenghi - Dark Place Card

Description: One of my fave shows

Tags: matt berry, horror, 80s, comedy, garth marenghi

Garth Marenghi - Dark Place Card

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I got no spit Card
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Description: The one guy from that movie about a big shark. Can't remember what it's called.

Tags: great white, great white shark, horror, horror fan, horrormovies

I got no spit Card

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Burbank Kung Fu Club Card
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Description: Burbank Kung Fu Club!! Who said I had to keep it to fake bands? I can do whatever I want! Fake dojo! WOO HOO!

Tags: art, neon, karate kid, dojo, 80s

Burbank Kung Fu Club Card

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It ain't Fuchs - Colour variant Card
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Description: Here is a colour variant for It ain't Fuchs!

Tags: movie, art, the thing carpenter, science fiction, horror

It ain't Fuchs - Colour variant Card

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It ain't Fuchs Card
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Description: It ain't Fuchs? More like it ain't a band! Am I right? Seriously though, not a real band.

Tags: band, band merch, band merchandise, blair, horror

It ain't Fuchs Card

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It ain't Fuchs 3 Card

Description: I did a third one!!

Tags: john carpenter the thing, sci fi, horror, spooky, creature

It ain't Fuchs 3 Card

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Pine Lodge Resort Card

Description: A must have if you're going to be visiting Pine Lodge

Tags: wilderness, fishing, cottage, outdoors, camping

Pine Lodge Resort Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Cheatin' B Card

Description: The Thing!

Tags: scifi, john carpenter, horror, monster, quotes

Cheatin' B Card

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Cheatin' bitch Card

Description: 'The Thing' fans will get this.

Tags: creepy, macready, quotes, computer, john carpenter

Cheatin' bitch Card

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The Thing - MacReady's lament - Cheatin' bitch Card

Description: MacReady's memorable match up with a chess playing computer

Tags: retro, chess, john carpenter, quotes, scary
MacReady's lament - Cheatin' Bitch Card

Description: Classic MacReady playing chess against a computer in 1980

Tags: sci fi, scifi, kurt russell, scary, john carpenter the thing

MacReady's lament - Cheatin' Bitch Card

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Dogs: Better Than People Card
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Description: You know it, I know it, we all know it!

Tags: german shepherd dog, pitbull, pets, puppy, dog lover

Dogs: Better Than People Card

$5.00 $6.00

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c'mere you Card
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Description: Get over here, ya big lug

Tags: humor, grim, dead, death, halloween

c'mere you Card

$5.00 $6.00

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The Flawed Card
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Description: its a thing

Tags: linocut, retro, vintage, creature, bird

The Flawed Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Nosferatu Card
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Description: The original

Tags: vampires, dracula, retro, horror, monster

Nosferatu Card

$5.00 $6.00

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