Fanboy Museum

Description: This design is also available with the Mummy and Creature from the Black Lagoon included. See my shop for more dancing monster designs!

Description: For the record, Cracklin' Rosie is "four-buck chuck", or cheap wine. Mr. Diamond refers to it as a store-bought woman that makes him sing like a guitar hummin'. No, they really don't write them like they used to.

Description: The universal monsters doing MJ's famous line dance. I have this available without the backgrounds also. See my store.

Description: Since monster-mashing is my thing, how could I not include the greatest horror dance of them all. This is the moment MJ shot into the stratosphere and never returned.

Description: This guy taught us how to make our own popsicles from OJ. He also informed us that cheese was the best way to fight hunger pangs. True, he never played a Flying V guitar, but make no mistake, he knew how to rock.

Description: Say what you will about this guy and his ego. He knew his job was to put on a show and was 100% unapologetic about it.

Description: One of the most underrated bands in British Invasion history. Wilder than the Stones (guitarist Dick Taylor was an original member), influential to David Gilmore and David Bowie, and even invented the first rock opera (SF Sorrow). RIP Phil May.

Description: Despite their kooky revolutionary war costumes, Paul Revere and the Raiders made some of the greatest edgy garage punk music of the era. They also appeared on an episode of the Adam West Batman tv series.

Description: 60s psych garage rock is my favorite music, and the Electric Prunes are one of the coolest.

Description: I wanna tell you a story... it's all about my town. I wanna tell you a big fat story, baby. It's all about my town.

Description: Taking a Panama Canal cruise, or just simply visiting Panama City? The locals will "jump" when they see you sporting this high-flying DLR shirt, and you will dance the night away.

Description: One of my favorite 90s gems in a fun design.

Description: This is not a popular rally cry in this day and age of must-win sports, but I'm thinking it might be a good shirt for a Gen-X parent who just wants his kids to have fun.

Description: One of those funny moments from Fletch that has stuck with me for the last 40 years.

Description: I always wanted to make a cartoon about a two-headed siamese cat.

Description: If smooth Southern California grooves are your vessel for easy living, then this shirt is for you.

Description: And my wife...... Morgan Fairchild.

Description: Here's to creating a bridge between generations.

Description: Many may find the sunshine in this design to be misleading. As a lifetime resident, I can assure you that I have seen the sun shine here before.

Description: Blue monochrome pop art of the great Neil Diamond

Description: Just something totally ridiculous and fun. Tom Jones really is a great singer though.

Description: I really don't have an explanation for this one. I just thought it would be fun to see these old guys doing the Pee Wee dance.

Description: The Bride of Frankenstein is front in center in this variation of my Universal Monsters Luau Tiki party.

Description: Whatever genius that may have led to Pee Wee wearing platform shoes and dancing to the 50s instrumental "Tequila." feels right at home with the ghoul-turned-cultural figure that is Frankenstein's monster

Description: This is very likely the most quoted line from History part 1, Which is saying something for such a quote-able movie.

Description: This version of Pulp Frankenstein is meant for black and other darker colors of T-shirts, mugs, prints or other apparel.

Description: Platform boots have long been the subject of many jokes and parodies,. This is mostly because there aren't many people who make them look as cool as Mr. Gaye did back in '73.

Description: Many a young baby boomer and generation x-er slouched on the davenport with their parents and/or grandparents to watch the polyester champagne musical cheesefest that was the Lawrence Welk show. If you have a soft spot for this era, like I do, you should buy a T-shirt for your elderly mother.

Description: A group of the most famous Hollywood monsters doing the Pee Wee Dance. Why not?

Description: What's new pussycat?

Description: Deep in the underground lair of the Palais Garnier opera house is a hidden speakeasy that is sure to whisk you away to a heavenly Polynesian island with warm enchanting decor and cool fruity concoctions. Please see my other Tiki Monster designs in my shop!

Description: The Tiki Bride with a ceramic parrot tiki mug. Part of my Tiki Monster series. Please see the others in my shop!

Description: LD once said that the character he plays in "Curb" is not himself, but rather a "superhero" version of the person he wishes he could be.

Description: Ol' blue eyes never did the Pee-Wee tequila dance in public, but I'm almost certain he did it in the privacy of his own home a few times.

Description: I feel like this is an accurate illustration of the celebrity status of these two individuals who are currently planning the wedding of the century.

Description: Count Dracula doing the Pee Wee Dance.