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Description: _*Bigfoot* (also known as *Sasquatch*) is the name given to a mythological simian, ape, or hominid-like creature that is said to inhabit forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest. In North American folklore, Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid._ -"wikipedia":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot All these 'Squatch hunters ruining her peace and quiet. She just wants to be left alone.
Description: _Grey aliens, also referred to as "Alien Greys", "Greys", "Grays", "Roswell Greys", and "Zeta Reticulans", are alleged extraterrestrial beings whose existence is promoted in ufological, paranormal, and New Age communities, and who are named for their skin color._ -"wikipedia":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien This one smokes weed.
Description: _The *skunk ape*, also known as the swamp cabbage man, swamp ape, stink ape, Florida Bigfoot, myakka ape, swampsquatch, and myakka skunk ape, is a hominid cryptid said to inhabit the U.S. states of Florida, North Carolina, and Arkansas. It is named for its appearance and for the unpleasant odor that is said to accompany it. According to the United States National Park Service, the skunk ape does not exist._ -"wikipedia":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_ape How would you feel if you were famous for smelling like B.O.? You'd probably hide out in the swamp too. The press is too much.
Description: _The Mongolian death worm is a creature alleged to exist in the Gobi Desert. Described as a bright red worm about a metre in length, it is generally considered a cryptid, an animal whose sightings and reports are disputed or unconfirmed._ -"wikipedia":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_death_worm "Death" worm is such a harsh descriptor. He is a nice worm, once you get to know him.
Description: _*Mothman* is the name of a cryptid speculated to exist after several reports of unidentified creatures seen in the Point Pleasant area of West Virginia from November 15, 1966, to December 15, 1967. The being subsequently entered regional folklore._ -"wikipedia":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman Everyone blames Mothman for the destruction that followed his visit to West Virginia, but he was only warning them of the coming doom. It wasn't his fault.
Description: _The *Flatwoods Monster*, also known as the Braxton County Monster or the Phantom of Flatwoods, is an alleged unidentified extraterrestrial or cryptid reported to have been sighted in the town of Flatwoods in Braxton County, West Virginia, United States, on September 12, 1952. Stories of the creature are an example of a purported close encounter of the third kind._ -"wikipedia":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster She's beautiful and a space queen but no one appreciates it because she made a _few_ people a _little_ bit sick with extraterrestrial mustard gas. She deserves better.
