Cards
Description: Front: Hello 2026 Back: Be Gentle (JK, Bring It) The only honest New Year mood. Double-sided dark humor on hoodies & long sleeves.
Hello 2026 / Be Gentle (JK, Bring It) – Front & Back Sarcasm Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold minimalist text design with the phrases “2025 TRIED” on the front and “2026, YOU’RE NEXT” on the back. Perfect for New Year humor lovers, sarcastic quotes, and anyone ready to face 2026 with confidence and attitude. Clean, fun, and high-impact typography for shirts, hoodies, and gifts.
Description: 2025 tried and failed. 2026 is already warming up. Hand-drawn dark humor for everyone who’s still breathing. Perfect on white hoodies, mugs & stickers.
2025 Broke Its Hand Punching Me. 2026 Up Next – Sarcastic Survivor Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hot pink neon edition. 2025 tried and failed. 2026 is already warming up. Hand-drawn dark humor for everyone who’s still breathing. Perfect on black hoodies, mugs & stickers.
2025 Broke Its Hand Punching Me. 2026 Up Next – Neon Pink Glow Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Glowing neon green edition. 2025 tried and failed. 2026 is already warming up. Hand-drawn dark humor for everyone who’s still breathing. Perfect on black hoodies, mugs & stickers.
2025 Broke Its Hand Punching Me. 2026 Up Next– Neon Green Glow Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 2025 tried and failed. 2026 is already warming up. Hand-drawn dark humor for everyone who’s still breathing. Perfect on black hoodies, mugs & stickers.
2025 Broke Its Hand Punching Me. 2026 Up Next – Sarcastic Survivor Card
$5.00 $6.00
If You Survived 2025, 2026 Ain’t Shit – Sarcastic New Year Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For everyone who barely made it through 2025. 2026 has no chance. Hand-drawn white-on-black sarcasm, perfect on hoodies and mugs.
If You Survived 2025, 2026 Ain’t Shit – Sarcastic New Year Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect anti-New-Year-resolution mood. For everyone who knows 2026 will be just as chaotic. Hand-drawn sarcasm, limited 2025–2026 vibe.
Relax! Soon It All Becomes Last Year's Drama – Sarcastic New Year Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect anti-New-Year-resolution mood. For everyone who knows 2026 will be just as chaotic. Hand-drawn sarcasm, limited 2025–2026 vibe.
Relax! Soon It All Becomes Last Year's Drama – Sarcastic New Year Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect anti-New-Year-resolution mood. For everyone who knows 2026 will be just as chaotic. Hand-drawn sarcasm, limited 2025–2026 vibe.
Relax! Soon It All Becomes Last Year's Drama – Sarcastic New Year Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: When your cat is more cultured (and suspicious) than the entire group chat. Perfect sarcastic gift for introverts, art snobs and cat lords. Hand-drawn 2026 energy.
Heading to the Louvre. Anyone Want Anything? – Cat in Balaclava Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: When your cat is more cultured (and suspicious) than the entire group chat. Perfect sarcastic gift for introverts, art snobs and cat lords. Hand-drawn 2026 energy.
Heading to the Louvre. Anyone Want Anything? – Cat in Balaclava Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This whimsical design features a series of black and white photo booth style portraits of a rabbit wearing glasses and a hat. The humorous and retro aesthetic makes this design a fun and eye-catching addition to any collection. Perfect for animal lovers and those with a quirky sense of style