Farm Road Mercantile

Description: If you have ever owned a 'yota with an inline 6 engine you know their reputation for reliability and performance. This is the engine that gave the landcruiser it's reputation!

Description: Generation X has the ability to see forward and back in our recent history and to sum up, "we think you're all wrong". :).

Description: If you've ever had the pleasure of owning a "snail trail", you know the old 80's will go forever! The engines are reliable, simple as is the vehicle around it. You'll get nowhere fast, but you WILL get there.

Description: Put the phone down, turn the TV off and go outside. The woods, mountains, creek, lake, just go outside because there's no app for the outdoors.

Description: The classic, reliable 4.7 in the Sequoia has made this vehicle a cult classic. Perfect for overloading, offloading and going and going and going. The only thing that goes well with the First gens is this shirt!

Description: Sometimes the best off roading rigs are SLOW. It's doesn't really matter how long it takes you to get to the camp site, the journey is a large part of the trip. So trail snails, don't worry about the quicker rigs, you'll get there and look better doing it!

Description: Life is hectic and it seems we have an app for everything these days. Sometimes it's best to turn off the phones, TV's and hit the hills, because there's no app for the outdoors.

Description: OK, that might not technically be true but you don't hear music about hating the fire department so there must be something to it.

Description: In todays world so many folks are delicate little flowers. It seems like our morning coffee is stronger than the people we see moaning on the news. Well, now you can let them know how you feel without even opening your mouth; except to take another sip of coffee, black.

Description: So you think you're in shape? Run a lot do ya? OK, well try doing that at 11,000 feet in elevation. Then lets see just how "fit" you are. lol Altitude sickness gets everyone when they first hit the rockies in any state. Colorado, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, you name it, if it has mountains, the air is thin. At least you can just point to your shirt when someone asks you what's wrong.

Description: Black cats, Skulls, ARE YOU FELINE IT! Only a true hardcore cat lover can wear this shirt so make sure that's you. Anybody has a problem with it, just hiss at them.

Description: Just because you may have OCD doesn't mean you aren't awesome. So this funny OCD shirt lets others know what's what. You're obsessive, but cool, and that's why they drool. Be proud of who you are!

Description: I really do and the best place to avoid crowds is to go to the mountains, the woods, or anywhere outdoors. I'm not really an introvert, I just hate being part of the billion other people so the loner in me heads to the hills.

Description: Let's be honest, what more do you need? Mountains and coffee, the perfect combo, especially on a cool, crisp mountain morning with the sun peaking over the peaks. That's just about heaven.

Description: How hot you ask? Well, you know how when yo have a laptop computer on your lap and gets real hot and makes your legs uncomfortably warm? That's how hot I am. I know, it's true. I don't lack any self confidence and I can tell you want to get to know me, because, well, I'm hot. Like I said earlier...like a laptop. Is this awkward now?

Description: We all know that guy who will get there, eventually. He's most likely driving an older SUV with a diehard reputation for loyalty, reliability, simplicity and lack of speed. Hey, just relax, he'll get there eventually. The trail snail always arrives by morning.

Description: Colorado elk hunting is the epicenter of elk hunting. HUGE bulls and cows and while you're gonna have to hike to find them, once you get there, it's all worth it. This shirt is a simple, understand statement about your passion in life. Colorado Elk Hunting!

Description: Roosters get a bad rap as the noisy bird who jolts us out of bed at 3:45 AM. Well, he's got a job to do and he's gonna do it, 24/7/365. He has those eggs and those ladies to protect and he takes his job serious! We show the chickens love but let's not forget to appreciate that Rooster, he's an unsung hero!

Description: You have the winch, the lift, the air lockers, the cell signal booster, the roof rack, the rims and tires, you can articulate your axles like nobodies business, 4X4 is the only math you know, you off road in your dreams, you are in fact, the 4X4 king!

Description: The old saying of "work hard" is old for a reason. Hard work never goes out of style and never fails to get results. No matter what you're doing, the gym, working out, blue collar, white collar and every color in-between. Work hard and you'll see results.

Description: Stop planning for it, stop buying "stuff" you don't need, just go camp. You'll be glad.

Description: So we all know that manly man that secretly likes the pumpkin spice he just doesn't want anyone to know. Your husband, brother, father, grandpa, that one guy who you would never expect loves him some punkin. Well, this is the shirt for them.

Description: Classic handmade boots from McKeag and sons. Who doesn't like a classic vintage shirt? I don't know a single person out of the tens of friends I have, NOT ONE! So if you're looking for a classic shirt that goes with jeans for a comfortable night out, to the game or just lounging at home, this is the shirt for you.

Description: I mean really, who on earth could hate camping unless you're a weenie. Then, well, I guess I can see why getting roasted would be unpleasant. *No weenies were harmed in the making of this shirt. Just go camp.

Description: "Look, I'm not fat, I need this weight for powerlifting. It helps me hit PR's, brah. I'm bulking, I can cut whenever I want.".

Description: This is a great gift which will make the recipient and those who read it bust out laughing. Great for fathers day, birthdays or that special someone who is killing it in the gym and losing weight.

Description: It's ok if I eat cake and ice cream, I'm bulking. Nevermind that I've been bulking for 6 years, it's all part of the process. Once I get swole, bruh, I can cut easy. Yeah, brah, beast mode. Now pass me that candy bar, I need muh calories.

Description: I mean really, besides being good looking, funny, rich, sophisticated, fit, smart, I am also extremely humble. That's gotta be my best quality among all my other amazing qualities. I'm essentially perfect and humble.

Description: Just accept it. If you wanna get "swole" or "yuge", "Jacked" or "ripped", you're gotta have to settle in for the long, boring and heavy haul. Chicken, rice and broccoli along with plenty of sleep and weights, heavy weights. Activate beast mode, bruh, and get it done.

Description: Aspen has the reputation of where the wealthy and famous go to vacation. Dont let that stop you from going to Aspen. The ski slope is amazing, Maroon Bells is a sight to behold at sunrise or sunset, and there are plenty of things to see and do in Aspen Colorado.

Description: Beaver creek Colorado is a ski slope with a very different vibe. It's luxurious, classy, quiet, understated, natural and where you go to spoil yourself. If you're wanting a ski vacation but want a more upscale experience the Vail, Breck, Keystone, etc, Beaver Creek is where you wanna be.

Description: Generation X, the first generation to have a portable video game to take to the drs office. No more reading national geographics from 1968. YES!

Description: Telluride Colorado isn't located where most of the big name ski towns are like Vail, Breckenridge, Beaver Creek, Keystone, etc. It's tucked away in the southern part of Colorado and that's what makes it special. It has its own vibe and the views from town up to the peaks are worth the trip!

Description: Winterpark sometimes doesn't get the love that Vail and Breck do. It's a shame really because this hidden gem can be a lot of fun not just for skiing but for snowboarding, snowmobiling (or snow machines), hikes, etc. It's a must visit on your list of Colorado hot spots!

Description: Just because you're a savage doesn't mean you can't have nice things. Wear this and let everyone know you're a soft hearted beast who likes vikings AND puppies.

Description: If you have spent anytime on the Colorado Ski Slopes, you know Vail, Breck, Beaver Creek, Winterpark, etc. Do yourself a favor and hit the slopes of the hidden gem called Keystone. It's not a huge town like some other ski towns, it's quaint, quiet, natural and a can't miss.