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Crewneck Sweatshirts

Satanic Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Black metal romance

Tags: band, black metal, movie parody, satanic, titanic

Satanic Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Machete Thrower Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Machete Thrower is a dark horror parody inspired by iconic stencil street art. A masked slasher replaces the traditional bouquet with a deadly machete, turning a peaceful gesture into a brutal horror joke.

Tags: banksy, friday the 13th, graffiti, halloween, horror

Machete Thrower Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Slasher Fishing Club Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Relax, Reel in, Repeat

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, fish, fishing, fishing club

Slasher Fishing Club Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Save me! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Save me!

Tags: comic, cute, dark humor, funny, funny sayings

Save me! Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Include in the problem Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Everyone hates modern culture while actively performing for it.

Tags: comic, comics, dark humor, joke, pop art

Include in the problem Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I Need Pizza Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Survival instinct: pizza first.

Tags: cartoon, comic, funny, humor, pizza

I Need Pizza Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Push Notification Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Modern romance now requires active alerts.

Tags: 80s, comic, dark humor, emotional damage, funny

Push Notification Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Beach, Please Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Currently unavailable for anything stressful.

Tags: beach, coconut, funny, funny summer, ocean

Beach, Please Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Iced to meet you Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The coolest introduction you’ll have all summer.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee

Iced to meet you Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Capybarbeque Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Mastering the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing… except flipping something delicious.

Tags: animal, barbeque, bbq, capy, cute capybara

Capybarbeque Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Sun’s out, Buns Out Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Living my best bun life.

Tags: beach, beach day, fast food, food, funny

Sun’s out, Buns Out Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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The Coldbrew Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Some bands make music. This crew makes mornings possible.

Tags: band, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee addict, coffee art

The Coldbrew Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Unbearable Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Built different. Supported poorly.

Tags: animal, bear lover, bear pun, care bears, cute

Unbearable Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Stay Cool Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Cute summer elephant design spreading chill vibes, sunshine, and relaxation. Perfect for beach lovers and elephant fans.

Tags: animal, beach, cute, elephant art, elephant lover

Stay Cool Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Elephant Lover Club Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Elephant Lover Club celebrates the gentle giants of the wild with a bold vintage badge design. Featuring a majestic elephant illustration and the motto “Big Hearts • Kind Souls,” this shirt is perfect for elephant enthusiasts, wildlife supporters, and anyone who admires strength paired with compassion.

Tags: africa, animal, animal lover, conservation, wildlife

Elephant Lover Club Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Capybaraoke Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Performing confidently with absolutely no preparation.

Tags: animal, cute, cute capybara, funny, funny capybara

Capybaraoke Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Holy Guacamole Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: In guac we trust.

Tags: avocado, food, food joke, food lover, fruit

Holy Guacamole Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Please don’t start a conversation Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Social battery sold separately.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, funny introvert, humor
Good kids become weird adults Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Turns out “you’re so mature for your age” was not a compliment.

Tags: funny, funny sayings, funny slogan, funnytee, humor
Panicake Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Mentally flipping out since breakfast.

Tags: breakfast, cute food, food, funny, healthy

Panicake Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Anxietea Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Steeping in catastrophic thinking since forever.

Tags: anxiety humor, creepy cute, cute, food, mental health

Anxietea Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Emotionally taxed Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Healing was not included in the budget.

Tags: burnout, creepy cute, funny, mental health, sarcastic

Emotionally taxed Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Raised on neglect Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Some people bloom differently.

Tags: anxiety, introvert, introverted, self care, self love

Raised on neglect Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Sweet Deals, Dark Goals Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Every bite supports a cause you shouldn’t ask about.

Tags: alt fashion, creepy cute, dark aesthetic, dark comedy, dark humor

Sweet Deals, Dark Goals Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Support system from hell Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I support your bad decisions

Tags: demon, devil, engraving art, funny, memes

Support system from hell Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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A nightmeow on elm street Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A clawed feline menace straight from your worst nightmares. Perfect for horror fans, cat lovers, and dark humor addicts.

Tags: creepy cute, dark humor, freddy krueger, funny cat, gothic humor

A nightmeow on elm street Crewneck Sweatshirt

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The meowssacre Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: An unhinged feline nightmare fueled by chaos, claws, and dark humor. Perfect for horror lovers and cat obsessed weirdos.

Tags: cat, cat meme, creepy cute, cult horror parody, dark humor

The meowssacre Crewneck Sweatshirt

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The Silence of the Kittens Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Purring softly. Plotting loudly. A disturbingly adorable feline with questionable intentions. Perfect for horror fans, cat lovers, and dark humor collectors.

Tags: cat lover, creepy cute, dark humor, funny cat, funny horror

The Silence of the Kittens Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Purrday the 13th Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A tiny masked menace with claws, chaos, and zero remorse. Perfect for horror fans, cat lovers, and dark humor addicts.

Tags: black cat humor, cat lover, dark humor, funny cat, funny horror

Purrday the 13th Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Introvert Ritual Club Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Membership : Me

Tags: anti social, antisocial, engraving art, funny, humor

Introvert Ritual Club Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Cosmic Bubbles Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: An astronaut drifts in space, blowing soap bubbles that become tiny planets. “Cosmic Bubbles” mixes surreal imagination with peaceful outer space vibes, a playful reminder that creativity can shape whole worlds. Collab work with Digital Carbine Perfect for dreamers, space lovers, and anyone who enjoys clever cosmic art.

Tags: bubbles, funny, galaxy, planet, science fiction

Cosmic Bubbles Crewneck Sweatshirt

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SLEIGH FIGHTER II Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “SLEIGH FIGHTER II” is a holiday battle for the ages—Santa Claus vs Krampus—presented in a parody style inspired by classic 90s arcade fighting games. The artwork features bold comic-style rendering, intense expressions, and a dramatic face-off that feels straight out of a retro fighter loading screen. Beneath the main duel, a full character select lineup appears: Rudolph, Elf, Gingerbread, and the Living Christmas Tree—each styled with strong lines and high-contrast shading. This piece blends retro game nostalgia, Christmas mythology, and dark humor, making it perfect for fans of both holiday themes and vintage gaming culture. this design is the perfect match for anyone who loves Christmas with a twist, Krampus legends, gaming parody.

Tags: christmas, christmas fighting games, dark christmas, funny holiday, gamer

SLEIGH FIGHTER II Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Rebellion club Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A playful parody capturing the timeless clash between young people and old authority.

Tags: activism, boomer humor, funny, political humor, power imbalance

Rebellion club Crewneck Sweatshirt

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FROSTBITE Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Santa’s not coming this year. He’s frozen in the cold of his own holiday cheer.

Tags: dark humor, funny, gift, retro comic, santa claus

FROSTBITE Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Play Dead Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: This skeleton cowboy isn’t firing bullet, just bubbles.

Tags: bubble gun, cowboy, dark humor, funny, halloween

Play Dead Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Cat pilot Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Fly high, Nap hard!

Tags: animal, cat lover, funny, parody design, pet

Cat pilot Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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