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aw shucks I'm just dissociatin' Shorts
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Description: howdy cowpoke- here's a shirt for lettin folks know your steely gaze into the middle distance ain't nothing to fret about, you've just become gently unmoored from reality for a spell

Tags: anxiety, cowboy, humor, mental health, shucks

aw shucks I'm just dissociatin' Shorts

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Oh shit sylph! Shorts
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Description: Their name is “oh shit” because that’s what the first human they came across said when he saw them

Tags: aesthetic, cussing, fairycore, fantasy, goblincore

Oh shit sylph! Shorts

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Oswald for mayor Shorts

Description: And YOU’RE the hottest young person a role-model could have! Here, have a button.

Tags: batman, button, penguin, tim burton

Oswald for mayor Shorts

$21 $27

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Only god can judge me Shorts
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Description: Seriously fuck that guy for real, he’s the worst

Tags: atheist, blasphemy, cute, live laugh love, satanist

Only god can judge me Shorts

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Wow! Shorts
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Description: Wow! I mean like, WOW are you kidding me? Wowie wowie wow.

Tags: comic book, comics, graphic art, sign, superhero

Wow! Shorts

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King Shit Shorts
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Description: Just because you and your friends are permanently suck together at the tail doesn't mean you're not royalty and don't let anyone tell you different

Tags: king, radial, rat, shit, simple

King Shit Shorts

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Rat King Shorts
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Description: Just a cute lil Rat King

Tags: circle, gouache, king, lineart, rat

Rat King Shorts

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King Shit (dark mode) Shorts
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Description: Just because you and your friends are permanently suck together at the tail doesn't mean you're not royalty and don't let anyone tell you different

Tags: king, lineart, rat, shit, swear

King Shit (dark mode) Shorts

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Rat King (dark mode) Shorts
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Description: Just a lil Rat King

Tags: circle, king, lineart, rat

Rat King (dark mode) Shorts

$21 $27

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