The classic Irish/Northern Irish delicacy, Tayto cheese and onion crisps can typically be found alongside a cool (not cold) Guinness in any local pub on the corner. Clothing only available in Irish Green.
For the Twin Peaks super fan - here is the log lady transcript from Season 1 the end of Season 2.
Note: text has been enlarged to cover totes, notebooks and phone cases. You won't get the full transcript on these items as it will be cut off. It does appear on all clothing though!