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Welcome to fishing std, the official storefront for original ocean-inspired illustrations and bold character designs. As a passionate digital artist, I specialize in combining a love for marine life with unique streetwear aesthetics and traditional badge art. Every piece in this collection is 100% original, crafted with care, and optimized perfectly for high-quality apparel and merchandise. Dive into the deep and find your next favorite catch!
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Punk Rock Dinosaur Electric Guitar Rock and Roll Card

Description: Rock out prehistoric style with this awesome punk rock dinosaur shredding an electric guitar! Featuring a bright red spiked mohawk, cool sunglasses, a studded leather vest, and a fierce green raptor ready to bring some serious rock and roll energy.

Tags: dinosaur, dinosaur art, heavy metal, musician, punk

Punk Rock Dinosaur Electric Guitar Rock and Roll Card

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I Am An Engineer And I'm Always Right Funny Engineering Card

Description: Save time and skip the arguments with this funny I Am An Engineer design featuring the sarcastic saying To Save Time Let's Assume That I'm Always Right. A bold typography illustration that perfectly captures engineering confidence and technical humor.

Tags: engineer, engineer humor, engineering, engineering career, engineering dad
HVAC Tech Hourly Rate Funny HVAC Technician Humor Card

Description: Let customers know that professional HVAC expertise comes at a price with this hilarious HVAC Tech Hourly Rate design. Featuring a funny pricing chart with higher rates for watching, helping, or telling the technician how to do the job.

Tags: air conditioning, air conditioning technician, engineer, engineering, funny
I'm My  Family's Unpaid Tech Support Funny IT Humor Card

Description: Every family has that one person who fixes everything! This funny I'm My Family's Unpaid Tech Support design features a laptop, gears, and computer circuitry, perfectly capturing the struggles of being the household's unofficial IT expert.

Tags: code, coder, coding, computer, developer
I Destroy Silence Saxophone Player Jazz Musician Humor Card

Description: A golden saxophone takes center stage among flowing music notes and swirling staff lines beneath the phrase I Destroy Silence. This bold musical design mixes lively jazz-inspired artwork with a funny statement about playing loud.

Tags: funny, funny musician, humor, jazz, music
I Kicked So Much Ass That I Lost A Leg Funny Sarcastic Card
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Description: The bold phrase I Kicked So Much Ass That I Lost a Leg is presented in oversized, distressed lettering. A sharp, irreverent statement that combines self-deprecating humor with an unapologetically tough attitude.

Tags: dark humor, funny, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humor
I'm a Certified Tit Puller Funny Farmer Cow Dark Humor Card

Description: A cheeky dairy farm joke features a Holstein cow standing beside vintage milk cans beneath the phrase I'm a Certified Tit Puller. High-contrast black-and-white artwork delivers an old-fashioned agricultural look with bold humor.

Tags: animal, cow, cow funny, cow lover, cute cow
Just Got Dunk'D Jesus Basketball Funny Christian Humor Card

Description: A playful basketball parody shows Jesus rising from splashing water for a dramatic slam dunk beneath the words Just Got Dunk'd. Bold monochrome artwork blends biblical imagery, basketball action, and unexpected sports humor.

Tags: basketball, basketball coach, basketball dad, basketball fan, basketball mom
Cowboy UFO Western Desert Alien Spaceship Card
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Description: A striking black-and-white western scene shows a lone cowboy on horseback watching a flying saucer shine its beam over a rugged desert canyon. Vintage engraved details combine classic frontier adventure with a mysterious sci-fi twist.

Tags: alien, alien ufo, cowboy, cowboy humor, desert

Cowboy UFO Western Desert Alien Spaceship Card

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Everyone relax I'm Professionally Developed Funny Racoon Card

Description: Features a mischievous raccoon raising both paws with a confident expression alongside the phrase "Everyone Relax I'm Professionally Developed." Detailed wildlife engraving and bold lettering create a quirky illustration full of personality.

Tags: everyone relax, funny animal, funny quote, funny raccoon, funny raccoon meme
I Need A Hug From a Bad Bitch Funny Sarcastic Saying Card

Description: Features the bold phrase "I Need a Hug From a Bad Bitch" in oversized distressed typography. This humorous statement combines an unexpected request for affection with confident, unapologetic attitude and playful adult comedy.

Tags: baddie, free hugs, funny, funny quote, funny sayings
No ETA Broken Pick Up Truck Mechanic Humor Card
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Description: Features a vintage pickup truck undergoing major mechanical repairs, with its exposed engine, missing wheels, and detailed components resting on jack stands. The bold phrase "NO ETA" adds relatable humor about unfinished automotive projects.

Tags: auto mechanic, car, car enthusiast, car lover, car mechanic

No ETA Broken Pick Up Truck Mechanic Humor Card

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Diva Down Funny Medieval Knight Fantasy Humor Card
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Description: Features a fully armored medieval knight dramatically lying on the ground beside a sword with the hilarious phrase "Diva Down." Detailed black and white engraving captures ornate armor, a flowing cape, and an exaggerated moment of defeat.

Tags: diva, fantasy, fantasy art, funny, funny meme

Diva Down Funny Medieval Knight Fantasy Humor Card

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I'm The Asshole She Married Funny Husband and Wife Card

Description: Features the bold statement "I'm The Asshole She Married" in large distressed black and white typography. This sarcastic marriage design celebrates a husband's cheeky personality, playful relationship humor, and unapologetic attitude.

Tags: dark humor, funny, funny husband, funny marriage, funny wife
Support Local Street Cats Card

Description: A witty Support Local Street Cats slogan sits above a raccoon, a skunk, and an opossum, with the opossum sporting sunglasses. Detailed monochrome wildlife art turns these familiar nighttime visitors into an unlikely neighborhood crew.

Tags: animal humor, cute animals, funny animal, opossum, possum

Support Local Street Cats Card

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Cool Poodle With Sunglasses Drinking Iced Coffee Card
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Description: A shaggy, curly-haired dog wearing dark sunglasses casually sips an iced drink through a straw. Detailed black and white linework gives this stylish canine portrait a laid-back, coffee-shop personality.

Tags: coffee, coffee humor, dog, dog dad, dog lover

Cool Poodle With Sunglasses Drinking Iced Coffee Card

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Watch It Leave the Ten Pin Funny Dinosaur Bowling Humor Card

Description: A prehistoric bowling joke featuring a giant meteor streaking toward a landscape filled with dinosaurs. The phrase Watch It Leave the Ten Pin turns an extinction scene into an unexpected bowling alley punchline.

Tags: bowler, bowling, bowling alley, bowling ball, bowling club
I Still Live With My Parents Funny Adult Humor Card

Description: A bold, distressed typography design featuring the phrase I Still Live With My Parents. The deadpan statement delivers relatable humor about adulting, family life, moving out, and the realities of living at home.

Tags: family, family humor, family matching, funny, funny sarcasm

I Still Live With My Parents Funny Adult Humor Card

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Cottagecore Bigfoot Mothman Forest Cryptid Wildlife Art Card
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Description: An enchanted woodland illustration featuring Bigfoot, a mysterious mothlike creature, a fox, a squirrel, and an antlered rabbit. Mushrooms, oak leaves, acorns, and a crescent moon create a richly detailed forest scene.

Tags: aesthetic, bigfoot believer, bigfoot cottagecore, bigfoot dad, bigfoot humor
We Fly At Dawn Pilot Frog Aviation Airplane Lover Card

Description: For pilots, aviation enthusiasts, flight students, frog fans, and lovers of old-fashioned aircraft. A playful mix of amphibian humor and early flight imagery that captures the thrill of taking off on a new adventure.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, airplane lover, airplane pilot, aviation
Well Shit Snowman Funny Christmas Meme Card

Description: A snowman has completely lost his head, leaving a bundled-up snowy body and a surprised face lying on the ground. The bold Well, Shit lettering turns a classic winter character into a cheeky cold-weather joke.

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas meme, christmas pajamas, christmas present

Well Shit Snowman Funny Christmas Meme Card

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Be Still And Know Psalm 46:10 Card

Description: For Christians, Bible study groups, churchgoers, and anyone who finds encouragement in scripture. This understated religious message offers a gentle reminder to slow down, reflect, and put trust in God throughout the day.

Tags: be still, bible, bible verse, bible verses, christian

Be Still And Know Psalm 46:10 Card

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Vintage Floral Sun Boho Celestial Botanical Card
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Description: A serene sun with a peaceful face sits among poppies, daisies, and delicate wildflowers. Warm golden rays and vintage botanical detailing bring together celestial imagery and a soft, nature-inspired aesthetic.

Tags: bohemian, boho, botanical, botanical art, botanical flowers

Vintage Floral Sun Boho Celestial Botanical Card

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I Think a Lot of Problems Will Be Solved If I had a Dragon Card
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Description: For fantasy readers, dragon enthusiasts, bookworms, cat owners, and anyone who escapes into magical stories. The detailed scales, old books, and midnight colors give the sarcastic saying a cozy, gothic library feel.

Tags: book, book dragon, book lover, bookworm, dragon art
Off Duty Lifeguard Save Yourself Funny Beach Pool Humor Card
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Description: Off Duty Lifeguard Save Yourself combines bold lettering with a classic red and white lifebuoy and blue splashes. A funny statement for anyone who spends long shifts watching the pool, beach, or swimming area.

Tags: beach, funny, ocean, off duty, off duty lifeguard
That's What I Do I Drink Tea and I Know Things Card
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Description: A witty knitting statement paired with a cozy scene of a black cat wearing glasses, knitting in a rocking chair, and enjoying a cup of tea. Perfectly captures the quiet confidence and comfort of a favorite yarn hobby.

Tags: cat, cat lover, crochet, crochet humor, funny knitting

That's What I Do I Drink Tea and I Know Things Card

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You Don't Stop Fishing When You Get Old Funny Fishing Card
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Description: An angler's motto with a scenic lakeside illustration of an older fisherman casting his line at sunset. The saying You Don't Stop Fishing When You Get Old captures the lifelong pull of fishing and peaceful days outdoors.

Tags: angler, bass fishing, fish, fisherman, fishing club
Retro Vinyl Turntable Cassette Tape Vintage Music Lover Card
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Description: Vintage music design featuring a classic vinyl record turntable, retro cassette tape, and old-school headphones in a distressed illustration style. Celebrates nostalgic audio equipment, analog sound, and timeless music culture.

Tags: 80s, cassette tape, classic, classic music, headphone
Smoking Shih Tzu Dog Card
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Description: Detailed black and white portrait of a relaxed Shih Tzu holding a smoking cigarette with a cool, unconventional expression. A bold vintage-style dog graphic for Shih Tzu owners, canine humor fans, and people who enjoy unusual animal artwork.

Tags: cute dog, dog, dog humor, dog lover, dog lovers

Smoking Shih Tzu Dog Card

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The Pit Bull Mom Skeleton Roses Pit Bull Lover Card
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Description: Detailed gothic artwork featuring a skeleton woman embracing a happy pit bull surrounded by red roses, celestial symbols, and an ornate vintage frame. A distinctive design for pit bull moms, dog owners, gothic art fans, and devoted canine enthusiasts.

Tags: dog lover, dogs, funny pitbull, pit bull dad, pit bull dog

The Pit Bull Mom Skeleton Roses Pit Bull Lover Card

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As For Me And My Piano Will Serve The Lord Card
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Description: Elegant faith-inspired piano artwork featuring a grand piano, musical notes, flowers, sheet music, and the phrase “As for Me and My Piano We Will Serve the Lord.” Ideal for Christian pianists, church musicians, worship players, and music teachers.

Tags: as for me and my piano, bible, christian, faith based, faith over fear

As For Me And My Piano Will Serve The Lord Card

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Mothman Research Team Card

Description: Mysterious woodland artwork featuring a shadowy Mothman figure with glowing red eyes surrounded by pine trees and a moonlit forest badge. Great for cryptid folklore, paranormal mysteries, eerie wilderness themes, and legendary creature enthusiasts.

Tags: camping, camping funny, camping humor, creature, cryptid

Mothman Research Team Card

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Fighting Leopards Vintage Wild Cat Animal Graphic Card
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Description: Striking vintage-style artwork featuring two fierce leopards facing off in an energetic battle pose. Detailed spotted linework creates a bold wildlife aesthetic for big cat enthusiasts, jungle animal fans, and lovers of dramatic predator artwork.

Tags: animal, animal art, animal print, big cats, fighter
Bad Neighbors Make Good Fences Funny Vlad The Impaler Card

Description: Detailed medieval-inspired artwork featuring an imposing ruler, castle, mountains, moonlit landscape, and the phrase “Bad Neighbors Make Good Fences.” A dramatic design for fans of medieval history, gothic aesthetics, castles, vintage engraving art, and dark historical humor.

Tags: bad neighbors, fence, funny, funny gift, funny neighbors
Cool Gorilla Sunglasses Graphic Art Card
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Description: Detailed black-and-white gorilla portrait wearing stylish sunglasses with bold engraved linework and a confident expression. A striking design for gorilla fans, ape enthusiasts, wildlife lovers, street-style art fans, and anyone who enjoys powerful monochrome animal graphics.

Tags: animal, animal art, animal lover, ape, chimpanzee

Cool Gorilla Sunglasses Graphic Art Card

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Cat Bread Funny Cats Baker Baking Card
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Description: Funny cat bread chart featuring adorable cats shaped like a bun, loaf, pretzel, baguette, bagel, muffin, and croissant. A playful design for cat fans, bread enthusiasts, bakery lovers, food humor fans, and anyone who enjoys cute feline illustrations.

Tags: baker, baking, baking funny, baking humor, cat

Cat Bread Funny Cats Baker Baking Card

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