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Candy Corns Socks
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Description: Who needs teeth?

Tags: candy, candy corn, halloween candy, pumpkin, spooky

Candy Corns Socks

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Bullshirt (Light) Socks
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Description: The answer is in the question.

Tags: animal, bullshit, cow, dad, farmer

Bullshirt (Light) Socks

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Bullshirt Socks
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Description: The answer is in the question.

Tags: animal, bullshit, cow, dad, farmer

Bullshirt Socks

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KFP Socks
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Description: Grab you some.

Tags: comedy, hand drawn, illustration artwork, kenny, kfc parody

KFP Socks

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Merry Fudgin' Christmas Socks
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Description: What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Tags: ralphie, ralphie parker, youll shoot your eye out, christmas, shoot your eye out

Merry Fudgin' Christmas Socks

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King of Beets Socks
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Description: Hay king, nay. Beet king, yay.

Tags: beet, beets, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute

King of Beets Socks

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Amos Moses' World Famous Gator Bait Socks
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Description: Amos was a hell of a man. He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator, and he'd just use one hand. That's all he got left 'cause the alligator bit him! Left arm gone clean up to the elbow.

Tags: alligator, amos, bait, country, death to false country
Sunshine Skyway Socks
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Description: The Sunshine Skyway Bridge connects St. Petersburg and Terra Ceia across Tampa Bay. The current bridge was dedicated in 1987, and replaces an earlier version that was partially destroyed in a well-known 1980 maritime collision. Portions of that original bridge were sunk into the bay during demolition, and the approaches were turned into the longest fishing pier in the world, open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

Tags: bridges, florida, ocean, sarasota, sarasota fl

Sunshine Skyway Socks

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Savage Santa Socks

Description: The Cream of the Crop. Rises to the Top. Best Santa there is. Past, present and future. Ho Ho Ho Yeah!

Tags: christmas, holiday, macho man, oh yeah, randy savage

Savage Santa Socks

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Cream of the Crop (No Border) Socks
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Description: Cream of the crop, rises to the top! On balance, off balance, doesn't matter.

Tags: cream of the crop, vintage wrestling, randy savage, pro wrestling, macho man randy savage

Cream of the Crop (No Border) Socks

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Home Is Where the Heat Is (dark) Socks
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Description: Home is where the heat is. Flahduh.

Tags: sunshine state, sunshine, home is where the heart is, humidity, humid
The American Dream, Sun of a Plumber Socks
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Description: Dusty Rhodes. None other.

Tags: pro wrestling, son of a plumber, wrestling, american dream
Discover Florida Socks
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Description: It's a blast!

Tags: shuttle launch, cape canaveral, brevard, iss, astronaut

Discover Florida Socks

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SLABS! Socks
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Description: Dock demon. Papermouth. Speck. Brush Hog. Slabs. Pure terror lies below. Wait for the thump.

Tags: bass fishermen, dad jokes, fish, fishermen, fishing

SLABS! Socks

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Skunk Ape Abduction 2: Electric Boogaloo Socks
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Description: Maybe bigfoot is an inter dimensional time traveler. No bones. Starting to make a little sense, isn't it?

Tags: cryptozoology, cryptid, conspiracy, abduction, yeti
Skunk Ape Alien Abduction Socks
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Description: Florida is known for weird.  In addition beautiful scenery and weather, we've also got 1,000 critters that will frighten or maim you, and a fair number of cryptids to boot. Aside from Florida Man, two of the most common here are skunk apes and aliens. The outskirts of the Everglades is home to the southernmost Bigfoot in the US - the Skunk Ape. On the other end of the state, Gulf Breeze Florida has become a mecca for UFO sightings - even having a local, "pet" UFO named Bubba. (I may, or may not, have had an experience with Bubba as a child.) This shirt is a celebration of weird from one end of the state to the other.

Tags: deco, artdeco, creature, paranormal, mythological creatures

Skunk Ape Alien Abduction Socks

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Nobody Puts Bodhi in a Corner Socks
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Description: You know there's no way I can handle a cage, man.

Tags: patrick swayze, robbery, nobody puts baby in a corner, movie, keanu reeves

Nobody Puts Bodhi in a Corner Socks

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The Bubba Socks
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Description: Get the tables

Tags: 1980s, 3d, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, dad

The Bubba Socks

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The Mouth Socks
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Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, classic wrestling, dad

The Mouth Socks

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The Hillbilly Socks
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Description: Don't go messin' with a country boy!

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, dad, good guy

The Hillbilly Socks

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The Kong Socks
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Description: NO NO NO!! FIVE! FIVE!

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, bad guy, dad

The Kong Socks

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The Sheik Socks
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Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, bad guy, dad

The Sheik Socks

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The Tug Socks
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Description: Toot toot!

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, classic wrestling, dad

The Tug Socks

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The Heavyweight Commentator Socks
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Description: The irresistible force meets the immovable object.

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, bad guy, dad

The Heavyweight Commentator Socks

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The Money Socks

Description: Everybody's got a price.

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, bad guy, dad

The Money Socks

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The Hitman Socks
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Description: Some say the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, brett the hitman hart, dad

The Hitman Socks

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The Announcer Socks
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Description: Is that $200 an hour?

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, dad, gene okerlund

The Announcer Socks

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The Savage Socks
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Description: Look prettier than Miss Elizabeth in this one. Cream of the crop.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s wrestling, 90s, 90s wrestling

The Savage Socks

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The Ultimate Socks
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Description: COME ON IN WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s wrestling, 90s, 90s wrestling

The Ultimate Socks

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The Bad Guy Socks
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Description: Hey yo! All you've done so far is talk, man. Why don't you buy one of these shirts instead?

Tags: 1980s, 80s wrestling, 90s wrestling, bad guy, dad

The Bad Guy Socks

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Gee Dubs. Socks
Tags: rights, 2022, democracy, founding fathers, patriotic

Gee Dubs. Socks

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Local 1225 Socks
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Description: Union candy cane labor, only.

Tags: christmas elf, elf, elves, family, gift

Local 1225 Socks

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Local 1225 (Full) Socks
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Description: Union candy cane labor, only.

Tags: christmas elf, elf, elves, family, gift

Local 1225 (Full) Socks

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What did you wish for? Socks

Description: You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

Tags: angel gets its wings, bedford falls, bell, christmas, christmas movie

What did you wish for? Socks

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A Dwight Christmas Socks
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Description: You get the oven mitt.

Tags: dunder mifflin, dwight, parody, christmas present, christmas

A Dwight Christmas Socks

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Merry Fudgin' Christmas (no text) Socks
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Description: What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Tags: bb gun, christmas, ralphie, ralphie parker, red ryder

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