Mugs
Description: If you are a smart cookie or just a smart aleck you will be a real genius just by wearing your smartypants. Quickly become the teachers pet in any classroom when you go back to school. Perfect for kids to wear for a spelling bee or science fair. Great gift for college or university students for final exams or test taking mojo.
Description: Let them know that you are the big boss man or boss lady! Not to say that you are pushy or a dictator, but maybe just a little headstrong. So listen up! Great gift for a boss or supervisor with a sense of humor. For any teacher, parent, mom or dad, coach, team leader or business manager. Perfect for back to school!
Description: What do you do on a bad day when you are feeling grumpy crabby and cranky? You put on your grouchy pants to warn everyone they really should go away and leave you alone. Great gift for the introvert in your life who likes sarcastic humor. Perfect for a a PMS day when you want to wear sweat pants, take naps, eat chocolate and yell at whoever gets in your way. Don't complain, just put on your grouch pants!
Description: You can never appreciate loss until it is gone like the last sheet of toilet paper on the tube. Funny joke or gag gift for someone who is going away, moving, joining the military. This funny saying on the philosophy of life is the real poop. So maybe I like some bathroom jokes or potty humor. This is how I roll.
You Never Know What You Have Until It's Gone...Like Toilet Paper Mug
$13 $18
Description: Whether you call them dumplings, gyoza or potstickers these are Asian food staples. In Chinese it means "Stuck to the Wok". Steamed boiled or fried they are eaten with chopsticks and are great with rice and soy sauce. In Boston they are called Peking ravioli. In Mandarin they are jiaozi. You will find them in your dim sum steamer basket. Wear to a Japanese restaurant or dinner party. Great gift for foodie friend in cooking school or student who is homesick for a taste of home.
Description: What's better than a delicious French thin pancake the wonderful crepe? Made in a pan or griddle, a dessert crepe with fruit jam filling like strawberry, blueberry or vanilla cream. Or maybe a savory dinner crepe with chicken and mushroom filling and wine sauce? Crepes Suzette flambe is magic! Great gift for a foodie lover of French cuisine. Is your mother or father a student at cooking school? Your brother or sister like to make French pastries? Wear to family dinner party, out to a restaurant, or watching cooking shows on TV.
Description: Did someone say bingo game? If you love to fill your card spaces and yell BINGO this is your new lucky outfit. Perfect gift for gambling bingo or lotto (lottery) playing grandma or grandpa. Who is the King or Queen of Bingo? Get one for your bingo buddy. Wear to game night, casino night, tournament, church bingo game hall, retirement community center or casual around the game room, den or man cave.
Description: Are you a brave knight come to slay the fire breathing dragon with a sword and shield? Or maybe you know how to make friends with the winged mythical creatures and fly off to a kingdom far away on a daring quest? If you love the supernatural or fantasy creatures you will visit any dungeon to see them. Wear to any theme park, medieval festival or renaissance fair (faire).
Description: What would make you come to a party? Do you like the enchanted magical fantasy world of fairy wings and pixie dust? Is your backyard a garden pixie hollow with a nymph, sprite, or gnome around every corner? This is your own private fairy tale! Perfect gift for a boy or girl who wants to never grow up. Wear to a theme park, renaissance fair, marathon run, or as a fitness and workout outfit.
Description: Do you love mermaids and always look for them when you go sailing, snorkeling or scuba diving under the sea? Seeing a shiny mermaid tail would be the best ever! Cute mermaid right out of a fairy tale with her little fish friends. She is the half girl and half fish sexy siren of the sea. Wear to an aquatic theme park, summer beach party, or vacation home.
Description: Ladies and gentlemen, I wave my magic wand, cast a magic spell, and make things appear and disappear before your eyes! If you love the mysterious and magical this will show them that you are a wizard who shows up when told there will be magic and sorcery in the air! Wear to any magic show from kid's birthday party to Las Vegas headliner magic act. Great gift for a magician, illusionist or lovely assistant. Goes great with a magic hat! Just say the magic words.
Description: Show some love for your favorite nutritious cruciferous vegetable! Maybe you are on a paleo diet, gluten free, keto, or just a green veggie lover. You can still go to a party, eat good food and live a healthy lifestyle. Great gift for a vegetarian or vegan with a sense of humor to wear to the company picnic or family BBQ. Eat in a salad or topped with melted cheese. Broccoli rocks!
Description: Whether in the saddle horseback riding, watching horse racing, polo ponies, equestrian show or horse therapy session this beautiful animal is why you're here. Show your unbridled joy and say yay not neigh! Perfect for at the stable, training, dressage or show arena, track, or just horsing around! Great gift for a horse lover boy or girl (colt or filly!)
Description: Is Texas hold em your game? Or maybe 5 card draw? Aces, spades, hearts or clubs. Whether you like betting with playing cards or video poker, if there is a poker game happening we're betting you are there! Poker chips and face cards. Perfect for casino night, family game night, tournament trip to Las Vegas or just fun for the game room or man cave. Great gift for a dealer, gaming or gambling fan, or your gambler grandma or grandpa.
Description: Does it take food to get you out to a party? IF there is dessert involved you will put on pants and leave the house. Great gift for any introvert you know with a sweet tooth. Also would be funny for a bakery, pastry chef, birthday party, graduation party holiday party or wedding rehearsal.
Description: Love to sing acappella harmony tags and bust a chord with a barbershop quartet? Let them know that you came to harmonize until dawn! Great gift for any singer or musical group. Wear to singing rehearsal, choir practice, barber shop or beauty shop group, the international convention, local society meetup or party. Does your dad, uncle or brother love to sing barbershop with the guys? Tag singing those last dramatic musical notes is what a barbershopper lives for!
Description: What will it take to bribe you to come out to the office party? How about tortilla corn chips with spicy melted nacho cheese and jalapeno pepper? Pass the guacamole and salsa! Perfect for any junk food lover or a fan of mexican food whether it's Cinco de Mayo or just taco Tuesday. Great for kids to wear to a birthday party or college students to a study group. Chips and queso...olé!
Description: What will it take to bribe you to get out of bed and go to the kitchen on a Sunday morning? How about your favorite breakfast food of some sizzling hot strips of crispy bacon? For people who like to sleep in on the weekend and enjoy brunch. Give to the bacon lover in your life. Great for the family reunion or community fundraiser breakfast. Perfect for kids or even college students.
Description: What does it take to get you to a party or a meeting? How about delicious Japanese food of seafood (raw fish), rice, egg and vegetables wrapped in a seaweed roll? Love the California roll? Get out the chopsticks! Perfect for the asian food lover. Wear to the Japanese restaurant or sushi bar. Great birthday gift for a sushi chef or foodie in your life.
Description: What will get you out of bed and to the kitchen on a Sunday morning? Your favorite breakfast food of a stack of waffles with butter, maple syrup and maybe a side of bacon! For people who like to sleep in on the weekend and enjoy brunch. Give to the pancake or waffle lover in your life. Great for the family reunion or community fundraiser breakfast.
Description: Remember those hot Summer days when the ice cream man had frozen treats like an ice cream bar or ice cream sandwich? If your favorite sweet treat came on a popsicle stick then you will melt for this! Do you like chocolate, strawberry or vanilla? Wear to the Summer pool party, beach day or picnic to let them know you can be bribed with a frozen juice bar or ice cream on a stick.
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cookies, cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the cookie monster in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Do you like oatmeal or chocolate chip?
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the ice cream lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for anyone who loves delicious frozen treats.
Description: For the person who is always trying to get organized and put their ducks all in a row but always seems to get distracted! Great for a teacher trying to keep a classroom organized or any leader or coach of a kids or adults sports team. Cute yellow ducklings waddling around is perfect for the bird or funny baby animal lover. Do you feel like your inner ducks have attention deficit disorder (ADD)? If so you will certainly relate.
Description: What is that shark thinking and why does he have a grin on his toothy jaws? Is he a great white shark or just a dogfish with a bark worse than his bite? Better stay on the sand because you probably don't want to find out! Great for kids, this is a cute shirt for a birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Funny gift for a scuba diver, nature lover, explorer or anyone with respect for these creatures of the ocean.
Description: This tiger is looking at you with a smile. What is he thinking? Is he wondering what you taste like? Best to leave him in the jungle and not find out! Great for kids, this is so cute for an animal loving birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Funny gift for someone who likes big cats like tigers, lions, cheetahs and cougars. Wear it to the park or to the zoo.
Description: What is that t-rex thinking? Did he just finish a meal or is he deciding if you look tasty? Best to leave him in the jurassic era and not find out! Great for kids, this is cute for a dinosaur obsessed birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Perfect gift for your favorite scientist, paleontologist or archeologist who loves tyrannosaurus rex.
Description: What is that llama thinking? Is she thinking about her beautiful wool or getting ready to spit on you just for fun? Better to give her space and not find out! Great for kids, this is a cute shirt for a birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Funny gift for someone who loves llamas/alpacas, who lives in the country or has a family farm.
Description: Beautiful pattern graphic of six snakes with the popular and stylish Scottish tartan diamonds. If you like argyle socks and sweaters why not snakes? Great gift for a snake lover who has a friendly pet "snek" like the popular internet meme. No one would step on these fancy sneks.
Argyle Sneks (Snakes) Scottish Diamond Pattern Artsy Animal Pet Mug
$13 $18
Description: Do you have a passion for the pool hall? Born for billiards? You will like this set of all the colored and numbered balls plus the white cue ball. Great for the bar or pub, pool hall or game room. Perfect for a tournament or just around the house. Great father's day gift for Dad or Grandpa.
Description: Are you one with nature? Do you love to meditate or do yoga in the forest? Do you love trees more than people? Makes a great gift for a nature lover, ecologist, environmentalist, or activist concerned with global warming and the latest political happenings. For students of forestry and earth science. Wear it for hiking, backpacking or mountain climbing.
Description: What plans do you have with your unicorn tonight? Going out for a drink or looking at the stars? This will tell everyone that you are busy with your magical friend. Great gift for anyone who like unicorns or any kind of magical horses or ponies. Also funny for an introvert who just wants to stay home. This is a perfect excuse!
