Shorts
Description: Make a bold political statement that features a powerful personal development quote: "Be Loyal to Your Future, Not Your Past." Perfect for the forward-thinking voter, this shirt is a reminder to embrace progressive values and look ahead to the future—especially as Election 2024 approaches.
Description: What is that clever raptor thinking? Did she just finish a meal or is she deciding if you look tasty? Best to leave her in the jurassic era and not find out! Great for kids, this is cute for a dinosaur obsessed birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Perfect gift for your favorite scientist, paleontologist or archeologist who loves the fierce velociraptor.
Description: What is that clever raptor thinking? Did she just finish a meal or is she deciding if you look tasty? Best to leave her in the jurassic era and not find out! Great for kids, this is cute for a dinosaur obsessed birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Perfect gift for your favorite scientist, paleontologist or archeologist who loves the fierce velociraptor.
Description: What is that shark thinking and why does he have a grin on his toothy jaws? Is he a great white shark or just a dogfish with a bark worse than his bite? Better stay on the sand because you probably don't want to find out! Great for kids, this is a cute shirt for a birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Funny gift for a scuba diver, nature lover, explorer or anyone with respect for these creatures of the ocean.
Description: What is that shark thinking and why does he have a grin on his toothy jaws? Is he a great white shark or just a dogfish with a bark worse than his bite? Better stay on the sand because you probably don't want to find out! Great for kids, this is a cute shirt for a birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Funny gift for a scuba diver, nature lover, explorer or anyone with respect for these creatures of the ocean.
Description: What is that t-rex thinking? Did he just finish a meal or is he deciding if you look tasty? Best to leave him in the jurassic era and not find out! Great for kids, this is cute for a dinosaur obsessed birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Perfect gift for your favorite scientist, paleontologist or archeologist who loves tyrannosaurus rex.
Description: What is that t-rex thinking? Did he just finish a meal or is he deciding if you look tasty? Best to leave him in the jurassic era and not find out! Great for kids, this is cute for a dinosaur obsessed birthday boy or girl any day of the week. Perfect gift for your favorite scientist, paleontologist or archeologist who loves tyrannosaurus rex.
Description: Official Pancake Maker Breakfast Food Mom Dad Brunch Chef. Who is the official family pancake maker? Is it Mom, Dad, or one of the kids? Honor them with this funny title to show how much you love their flapjacks! Perfect gift for Father's Day, Mother's Day or special birthday. Great for camping, church or school fundraiser breakfast, summer camp counselor, volunteer appreciation gifts.
Description: Moon Man Space Suit Rocket Ship Astronaut Lunar Landing Art. Are you a science geek who loves rockets, planets and outer space? Cute graphic of an astronaut and his rocketship standing on the moon surface. Maybe looking for some aliens or collecting moon rocks? Great gift to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing July 20th, 1969. Fun for kids to wear to a space themed birthday party. Graphic License Vecteezy.
Description: I'm A Professor I Know Things About Stuff Teacher School. Are you a college or university professor? Whether you teach science, math, history, philosophy, business management or English literature you are definitely a smart person who knows things. Great teacher appreciation or graduation present. Perfect gift for a teacher going back to school or returning to campus classrooms in the fall. Why not for any instructor, faculty member, associate professor or the college dean. Great for a parent who teaches classes or just got a PhD doctorate degree.
Description: Sorry, I don't get the life participation award today. Wear this on a day when you just can't deal with life. Nope, not today. Say no to the political craziness and fake news of the real world. Today you will opt out and take a mental break. Great gift for a tired mom who could really use a nap. Perfect for a PMS day, sick day or vacation day. Fun for a college student who is adulting for the first time. Maybe just for a busy entrepreneur who is deep into a project. Life can wait!
Description: Did you come for the spooky ghosts and goblins or the scary decorations? No, for the candy corn! This favorite sweet fall color candy is a tricolor yellow orange and white mellowcreme in a triangle shape. Wear to the haunted house or spook alley. Perfect for the Halloween party or trick or treat! Candy pumpkins and corn belong in your bag of treats. Great gift for kids or college students. Graphic license: Creative Commons. Attribution: Vecteezy
Description: Does your inner child want dessert? You should definitely indulge him! Wear to a birthday party to show that you are only here for the cake. Cute stick figure chalkboard drawing of a hungry little boy. Satisfy your sweet tooth. Now you don't have to feel guilty asking for that extra slice of chocolate cake. You can blame it on your inner child! Perfect for a pastry chef, baker or your dad who watches cooking shows on tv. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Does your inner child want dessert? You should definitely indulge her! Wear to a birthday party to show that you are only here for the cake. Funny gift for a pregnant woman with cravings. She literally has an inner child asking for food! Satisfy your sweet tooth. Now you don't have to feel guilty asking for that extra slice of chocolate cake. You can blame it on your inner child! Perfect for a pastry chef, baker or your mother who watches cooking shows on tv. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: What if you spent all that time in therapy just to find out that your inner child is a little brat? Cute chalkboard stick figure drawing of innocent little boy wanting a hug. Inner child healing techniques and exercises can be painful! Express yourself. Great gift for a therapist, psychologist/psychiatrist, teacher or your friend who works with bratty kids, self-help book junkie, camp counselor, or anyone with a wounded inner child.
Description: What if you spent all that time in therapy just to find out that your inner child is a little brat? Cute chalkboard stick figure drawing of innocent little girl in pigtails. Inner child healing techniques and exercises can be painful! Express yourself. Great gift for a therapist, psychologist/psychiatrist, teacher or your friend who works with bratty kids, self-help book junkie, camp counselor, or anyone with a wounded inner child.
Description: We love to sing songs and carols about this traditional merry Christmas holiday dessert. We won't go until we get some! Great gift for Christmas caroler. Funny Santa's elf Halloween costume with striped stockings! Wear to the office or school party, shopping at the mall, caroling, choir practice or as a fun matching outfit for a children's kids chorus at the church annual nativity pageant. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: "There are hundreds of starfish on the beach. Saving a few won't matter!" Said the man on the beach. The boy picked up another starfish and said "It matters to this one." In these uncertain times, it helps to remember that we can make positive change. We may not be able to cure cancer or change the entire world, but we can change a small part of it for one person at a time. Great gift to show appreciation to a teacher or for someone in your life who has made a difference.
Description: Love all creatures prehistoric? From jurassic to cretaceous, triceratops to tyrannosaurus rex these thunder lizards are always an attraction. Wear to the natural history museum, school science fair or dino theme park. Great kids gift for any dinosaur obsessed boy or girl, this is a pterodactyl bird like dinosaur they can really dig. Perfect for a student of archaeology or paleontology.
Description: Are you a brave knight come to slay the fire breathing dragon with a sword and shield? Or maybe you know how to make friends with the winged mythical creatures and fly off to a kingdom far away on a daring quest? If you love the supernatural or fantasy creatures you will visit any dungeon to see them. Wear to any amusement theme park, medieval festival or renaissance faire (fair).
Description: Beautiful pattern graphic of six snakes with the popular and stylish Scottish tartan diamonds. If you like argyle socks and sweaters why not snakes? Great gift for someone who likes to dress in argyle or a snake lover who has a friendly stylish pet. No one would step on these fancy snakes. Slither in style!
Description: You may wish to see them from the safety of the big tank instead of the deep blue sea because of those teeth and jaws, but these creatures are not toys and deserve our respect. Kids love a shark fin any day of the week. Is a white shark your school mascot? Great gift for a shark lover marine biologist, scuba diver, snorkel fan or team swimmer. Wear to a water park, ocean animal theme park, birthday party, or watching nature shows on TV. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Are you an accountant, comptroller, CPA, bookkeeper or anyone who works with taxes or finance? Maybe a tax season widow crying lonely tears? The accounting world gets crazy at tax time and you are not responsible for what you may have said! Perfect funny gift to celebrate the return to normal life after tax day April 15th when you can finally put down the tax returns, tax software and all those 1040 forms! Maybe go outside! Great for father's day, mother's day or birthday gift or for an accounting student.
Description: More comfortable than a bunny suit, it's perfect for the Easter egg hunt, race or roll. Great gift for kids to ham it up or hop around with costume headband hat rabbit ears. Pair with a basket full of colored eggs, jelly beans, marshmallow candy, and fake grass and wear to the work Spring holiday event or family reunion party. Graphic license Vecteezy.
