Socks
Description: Grumpy Whale says Blow It Out Your Blowhole. He's so rude, but you know something? He's also so right. Sometimes you just have to take all the things that life shoves down your throat, and blow it out your blowhole. Metaphorically and literally I don't know what that means, but it sounds good.
Description: Santa Claus is Coming. All over town. Yep. It sure is going to be a holly jolly Christmas this year. I sure hope you're dreaming of a white Christmas, because ole Santa's going to hang his stocking on your mantle, and ride your sleigh all through the night. Ho! Ho! Ho! If you know what I'm saying.
Boat Life Socks
$20
Bot Face Socks
$20
Snob Face Socks
$20
Coach Face Socks
$20
Description: Gassier than Old Faithful. Cornier than corn on the cob. More awkward than being a third wheel in a hotel room. It's Middle Aged Man. He's not the hero you want or even need. He's the hero you've got and that's that. Deal with it.
Hero Face Socks
$20
Hog Wild Socks
$20