Description: Team: The Mountain Mavericks Position: Third Base Height: 8' 11" Weight: 700 pounds Born: March 14, 2025, Lost Pines, USA Bio: Fluff’s massive frame and lightning-fast reflexes make him a third-baseman you don’t want to mess with. His fielding is so clean it looks like he’s been training with the wind. Favorite Color: Earthy Brown Favorite Hobby: Stacking rocks while daydreaming about big home runs. Trivia: Once caught a line drive with his bare hands while eating a sandwich. Anecdote: Fluff once blocked a wild throw at third base with his entire body and still made the play. Quote: “I’m not just big—I’m fast and strong. Watch me work.”
Description: Team: The Yeti Yachts Position: Pitcher Height: 9' 5" Weight: 750 pounds Born: January 19, 2025, Mount Squatchmore, USA Bio: Thunderfoot’s pitches are more like thunderclaps, rattling the stadium with their velocity. His fastball is rumored to be faster than the speed of sound, but no one’s timed it (because they don’t want to get close enough). Favorite Color: Lightning Blue Favorite Hobby: Making his own weather forecasts by throwing baseballs into the sky. Trivia: His curveball can cause windstorms. Anecdote: Thunderfoot struck out the opposing team with just one pitch. The ball was still speeding when the game ended. Quote: “I don’t throw balls, I throw storms.”
Description: Team: The Forest Giants Position: Centerfield Height: 8' 10" Weight: 680 pounds Born: September 5, 2025, Redwood Canyon, USA Bio: Shadow’s stealthy movements and eagle-eyed focus make him a nightmare in centerfield. You’ll hear him before you see him—loud enough to make the opposing team think there’s a bear in the outfield. Favorite Color: Midnight Black His favorite hobby is stare contests with trees (he wins every time). Trivia: He has a sixth sense for fly balls—his eyes always follow them, even if they’re in another dimension. Anecdote: Shadow once leaped to catch a ball, only for the entire outfield to stop and watch in stunned silence as he disappeared into the forest. Quote: “If you can’t see me, you can’t hit me.”
Description: Team: The Sasquatch Sluggers Position: First Base Height: 9' 2" Weight: 700 pounds Born: June 24, 2025, Bigfoot Peak, USA Bio: Known for his massive paws and bone-crushing grip, Grizzly McSasquatch holds down first base like it’s a personal mission. Can catch a fly ball with one hand—while holding a burrito. Favorite Color: Forest Green Favorite Hobby: Foraging for snacks while scouting the outfield. Trivia: He can break a bat just by squeezing it, but only to intimidate pitchers. Anecdote: Grizzly swung at a pitch so hard that it caused a minor earthquake in the middle of a game. Quote: “The bigger the beast, the bigger the hit!”
