FlyingSpice™

Description: LIFE GETS BETTER WHEN YOU STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO EVERYONE ELSE.

Description: NEVER TOO COOL to support Someone Else.

Description: Earn Your Own Money Marry Someone Funny

Description: Mentally At A Beach Somewhere

Description: Things get better with age...I'm approaching magnificent

Description: I am up to some... NONSENSE

Description: OFFSIDES Hard to explain, but you know it when you see it

Description: Finding a good dad is tough But the couch is a solid start

Description: I'm Sorry For My Face, That's Just How It Rests

Description: OK, FINE, BUT I'LL COMPLAIN THE ENTIRE TIME

Description: WAITING FOR PARTS

Description: QUIT YOUR JOB GO LIVE IN THE FOREST.

Description: Just Kidding, My Line Is Tangled Again.

Description: THAT DREAM WAS PLANTED IN YOUR HEART FOR A REASON CHASE IT

Description: CAT DAD COOL Life is funnier with a cat

Description: If You Can't Be Nice Be Quiet

Description: Looking good is in my nature

Description: Dad Fixer Of Everything Broken

Description: Not Fast Just Furious about the distance

Description: So Much Stuff So Little Energy

Description: YOU WANTED CLEAN DATA? There, I licked it

Description: Hot Moms Need a Night Out

Description: You Had Me At DEEP FRIED

Description: Apparently I Like Developers

Description: GO BUILD STUFF

Description: CAN'T WON'T SHAN'T

Description: The only burden I want to carry is

Description: You Can’t Scare This Mom – Raising Teen Boys

Description: The Absolute Queen of Side Quests

Description: The Society of Childless Cat Dudes for Democracy

Description: i used to have an open mind... but my brains kept falling out.

Description: Hero Mode Activated

Description: Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I read above my grade level didn't get me as far in life as I had hoped.

Description: I CRY ON COMPANY TIME

Description: I'M A HUGE FAN OF SPACE BOTH OUTER AND PERSONAL