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Margarine is a lie Shorts
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Description: If you've ever accidentally tried cooking with margarine, thinking it was butter, then this shirt is for you.

Tags: butter, chef, cooking, cooking humor, culinary

Margarine is a lie Shorts

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Nuthin' Free Shorts
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Description: Everything comes with a cost, especially in nature.

Tags: aint, cost, economy, exchange, nature

Nuthin' Free Shorts

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Residents of Staten Island Shorts

Description: Who lives in Staten Island? There's one house you might want to avoid, especially if the residents are thirsty.

Tags: energy vampire, guillermo, halloween, nandor, taikawaititi

Residents of Staten Island Shorts

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Visit Santa Carla Shorts
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Description: Santa Carla is a great place, except for all the vampires. It's also the murder capital of the world.

Tags: 80s, film, halloween, lost boys, movie

Visit Santa Carla Shorts

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Executive Order 9066 Shorts
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Description: Quietly acknowledge the plight of over 100,000 Japanese Americans who were placed into internment camps during World War Two with this design. The forced relocation was caused by the disgraceful Executive Order 9066.

Tags: world war 2, japanese american, president roosevelt, american history, relocation

Executive Order 9066 Shorts

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12 Hour Shifts. Shorts
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Description: Some people love them; some don't. Either way, work and sleep are all you can do on 12 hours shifts!

Tags: jobs, healthcare, nursing, work, factory

12 Hour Shifts. Shorts

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After Hours Weird Shorts
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Description: Ever wonder what the talking heads do when the sun goes down?

Tags: bondage, chains, economic development, education, gimp

After Hours Weird Shorts

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Sprinkle Cheese Shorts
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Description: It makes pizza better.

Tags: better, cheese, cheese enthusiasts, condiment, food

Sprinkle Cheese Shorts

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World's Best Cougher Shorts
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Description: Is it asthma, lung disease, smoker's cough? Whatever it is, you've got skills. Now take some credit!

Tags: asthma, competitive sport, coughing, disease, lung cancer

World's Best Cougher Shorts

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Red Dwarf Crew Shorts
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Description: Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and the Cat.

Tags: crew, cold outside, lister, jupiter mining corporation, rimmer

Red Dwarf Crew Shorts

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Section 31 Shorts
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Description: If they existed, they'd quietly protect the Final Frontier. But they don't.

Tags: deep space nine, enterprise, intelligence, clandestine, starfleet

Section 31 Shorts

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Cashews > Almonds Shorts
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Description: In that can of mixed nuts, one nut is supreme. The cashew. With its light buttery taste and perfect mouth-feel, it is better than the other nuts. Even the delicious almond.

Tags: almond, almonds, canned nuts, cashew, eating

Cashews > Almonds Shorts

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