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Still Waiting For the Cheap Eggs Hat
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Description: Any day now the eggs will be cheaper, I can feel it

Tags: 2025, anti maga, anti trump, eggs, groceries
Push the Whopper Button!!! Hat
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Description: Don Beveridge giving solid business advice to restaurant franchisees. "Tell the crew to push the Whopper button!!!"

Tags: bagels, best of the worst, beverage, beveridge, black spine

Push the Whopper Button!!! Hat

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Gouge His Eyes! Hat
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Description: Sanford Strong is Strong Against Crime, and strong against eyeballs. Now you can be too! Remember... GOUGE his eyes!!

Tags: best of the worst, eyes, gouge, gouge his eyes out, jay bauman

Gouge His Eyes! Hat

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Dale Cooper and Bob Twinsies Hat
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Description: Doppleganger! Poor Dale has lost his battle with the dweller on the threshold in the Black Lodge.

Tags: agent cooper, black lodge, bob, creepy, dale

Dale Cooper and Bob Twinsies Hat

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Knix the Puritan - Are You Ready For My Wisdom? Hat
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Description: Knix the Puritan from Lord of Illusions asks, Are you ready for my wisdom?

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, cenobite, clive barker, creepy
Big Chicken Kaiju Attack Hat
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Description: Who can forget the horror of the attack of The Big Chicken, which in October, 2004 activated rocket boosters and launched off of it's perch on top of a fast food establishment, and began spewing fire and laser beams, laying waste to businesses and unfortunate Cobb County residents passing by on the numerous walking paths in the area.

Tags: apocalyptic, cobb, cobb county, cobb parkway, explosion

Big Chicken Kaiju Attack Hat

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Norm Chicken Steak Has Never Tasted So Good Hat
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Description: Norm reads an advertisement for grilling grates in a distinctive way

Tags: chicken, chicken steak has never tasted so good, comedian, comedy, comic
Elegant Fucker Hat
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Description: Why be just a fucker... when you can be an Elegant Fucker

Tags: alcohol, beer, beer label, beers, elegant fucker

Elegant Fucker Hat

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California Mr. Schwarz Hat
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Description: Show your California spirit!

Tags: arnold, cali, creepy, demon, devil

California Mr. Schwarz Hat

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+100 Rizz You Win! Hat
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Description: What's the game? Who knows, but you have enough rizz to win it!

Tags: 100, 8 bit, brainrot, gaming, headphones

+100 Rizz You Win! Hat

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Ohio Skibidi Rizzler Retro-Positive Rizz Hat
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Description: This chic 80's-inspired design will ensure that you are the most skibidi of all ohio skibidi rizzlers on your planet

Tags: 80s, ohio, ohio skibidi rizzler, rizz, skibidi
Hasta La Skibidi, Rizzler Hat
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Description: If Arnold woke up one day as a Skibidi Toilet, I think it would go a little something like this...

Tags: arnie, arnold, brainrot, hasta la vista, hasta la vista baby

Hasta La Skibidi, Rizzler Hat

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Dop Yes Yes Retro Mood Hat
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Description: This design is so very Skibidi, so much rizz it's like a rizzsplosion

Tags: dop, g man, meme, rizz, rizzler

Dop Yes Yes Retro Mood Hat

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