Fortified_Amazement

This one's for all you artists out there! Color. Enough said!

Together, we can sell Euclid

Exploring. The fun way.

When a tropical flavored emergency happens, you now have options

Yep, sometimes.

This shirt isn't just for dentists! We all love teeth!

Army Edition Vol. I was such a success, that they brought it back! This time featuring Sicily! What a world we live in!

The three most popular doorbells in all of history, now in once place!

We've all added birds, and we've all subtracted birds. But what if we divided by birds?

Doing maths can be hard, but with this shirt, it's still math.

Doing maths can be hard. But with this shirt, it's still math

A great man once said "Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor"

The splendor, the awe, the Mistible Injunction

Whether you smile for the camera or not, you still sell mattresses. Better learn to accept that.

The all powerful, Great Vanderhauff! Be careful, he'll do it without breaking a sweat!

Take your sarcasm to the next level!

Patriarch of the peculiar Grize family, Bezzer W.J.L. "Collerick" Grize shows off one of our shirts!

One of the greatest show ever was only made better when it starred one E. Pedelope Waiv! Relive the magic!

What's better than being alive? How about alive AND well

Etiquette is all the rage these days! And why shoudn't it be! Utensils.

The tornado is headin' this way!

Don't know what's appropriate in this day and age? What to you say, do, think that won't offend someone? Just remember: when in doubt, ceramic instead.

Randolph Stalingraph, known to his friends as "Weedel," is quite simply one of the best artists of all time. He was gracious enough to create one of his signature pieces of artwork exclusively for Fortified Amazement!

One of the most well respected minds of a generation: Lench McPougal!

Now you can show off your love of this Bavarian delicacy! And you'll have everyone telling you how sharp you are!

Sid Freeman = Cardboard. Enough said.

Sid Freeman = Cardboard. Enough said.

Hotcakes, flapjacks, whatever you call them, Pancakes are the real deal!

Some, like immediate. Not everyone does, but some do. Nothing to be ashamed of, be proud of it!

We've ALL met someone like this, Walking around with blonde hair and a grey mustache! Just who do they think they are!

Not all sequels are as good as the original, but this one certainly is! Heck, it might even be better!

The trifecta! Sut, Verdel, and the Mayor have been doing since the beginning, and they're gonna keep right on doing it!

The trifecta! Sut, Verdel, and the Mayor have been doing since the beginning, and they're gonna keep right on doing it!

Celebrate the Crowning Achievement with this commemorative T-shirt!

'Tis Arthur Pennywayst! A kind lad! A kind lad, indeed.

Celebrate the life of Arnold Emmeth, the sole provider!