Tank Tops
Description: These Puppies Tried to K*ll Me Below it sits a unapologetic survivor stamp: These Puppies Tried to K*ll Me Below it sits a unapologetic survivor stamp. A design that celebrates grit, dark humour, and the hard-won victory of making it through. Inspired by a dear friend whose courage, sarcasm, and laugh-through-the-pain spirit would make Patch Adams proud. This shirt blends badass attitude with heartfelt triumph — perfect for anyone who fought hard and came out swinging.
Description: A delightfully chaotic raccoon design for anyone who identifies as “mostly wholesome... with a dash of feral.” This design features a hand-drawn raccoon looking like it’s one wrong comment away from doing something slightly unhinged — in the cutest way possible. It’s a wink to the troublemakers, the night owls, the snack thieves, and the people who know they’re a little spicy but still lovable. Perfect for cottage nights, campground gremlins, trash-panda enthusiasts, or anyone who embraces their playful side with pride.
Description: A delightfully chaotic raccoon design for anyone who identifies as “mostly wholesome... with a dash of feral.” This design features a hand-drawn raccoon looking like it’s one wrong comment away from doing something slightly unhinged — in the cutest way possible. It’s a wink to the troublemakers, the night owls, the snack thieves, and the people who know they’re a little spicy but still lovable. Perfect for cottage nights, campground gremlins, trash-panda enthusiasts, or anyone who embraces their playful side with pride.
Description: These Puppies Tried to K*ll Me Below it sits a unapologetic survivor stamp: These Puppies Tried to K*ll Me Below it sits a unapologetic survivor stamp. A design that celebrates grit, dark humour, and the hard-won victory of making it through. Inspired by a dear friend whose courage, sarcasm, and laugh-through-the-pain spirit would make Patch Adams proud. This shirt blends badass attitude with heartfelt triumph — perfect for anyone who fought hard and came out swinging.
Description: A bold and slightly rebellious breast cancer warrior tee featuring two pink... puppies. With slogan, "These Puppies Are Trying to K*ll Me" Underneath, a confident hand-drawn “X Not Today.” A nod to grit, humour, and the unwillingness to go down without a fight. The design is inspired by a dear friend navigating her diagnosis with courage, sarcasm, and the kind of laughter that Patch Adams would applaud. It blends badass energy with heartfelt support — perfect for anyone who fights with both strength and satire.
Description: A bold and slightly rebellious breast cancer warrior tee featuring two pink... puppies. With slogan, "These Puppies Are Trying to K*ll Me" Underneath, a confident hand-drawn “X Not Today.” A nod to grit, humour, and the unwillingness to go down without a fight. The design is inspired by a dear friend navigating her diagnosis with courage, sarcasm, and the kind of laughter that Patch Adams would applaud. It blends badass energy with heartfelt support — perfect for anyone who fights with both strength and satire.
