Shorts
Description: Do you ever just feel like a menace to society, but only in a low-key, sexuality confusing kind of way? Are you feeling yourself and feel like other people should be aware of the danger you present to heteronormativity? Do you feel like you look so darn good you need to come with a warning label? Well, here it is! Now anyone who runs into a doorway or misses that fork will do so with the knowledge that you care about their safety!
Description: Do you like the fluffy, delightful, soft wonder that is a perfectly steamed bun? Do you also like 'em big and fresh? Let the world know!
Big Bao Shorts
$27
Description: In Greek mythology the Moirai control the fate of a mortal by spinning, measuring, and cutting the thread of their lifespan. Negative people in your space would do well to take heed of your warning, because one little snip of your scissors and you'll show them the door. The Bifrost Arts Collective is a group of artists and performers from across the USA and are headed by a production team called "The Norn," the Norse version of the Moira.
Description: If you've ever been at a petting zoo, encountered a foul tempered llama and gotten spit on by that same llama, this is the shirt for you. Rules? You don't need 'em. Manners? Those are for people who don't cud, son. Apologies? Are for those who can't make their own wool. Bring it on.
Description: In the world of shepherding, the noble alpaca is being more frequently used to protect flocks from the dangers of predators. Because they can live on the same diet as the sheep and bed down with them for the night, they are better able even than sheepdogs to stand guard 24/7 against threats. They are not only vigilant against predators and will alert farmers or shepherd with their loud and distinctive alarm call, they will also take action with a violent swiftness against dangers to their adopted family. Fearless and useful for their wool, milk, and meat, the mighty alpaca is a model for how being a useful badass can make the world a better place. Be a Disobedient Alpaca.
Description: According to Wikipedia: "Shipping, initially derived from the word relationship, is the desire by fans for two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television etc.) to be in a relationship, romantic or otherwise. It is considered a general term for fans' emotional involvement with the ongoing development of a relationship in a work of fiction. Shipping often takes the form of creative works, including fanfiction and fan art, most often published on the internet." And we *all* have one or two ships that are... Well, a little trashy. Wear this at a convention and see the looks of recollection on the faces of fellow nerds as they suddenly remember that one BBC or Mass Effect pairing t...
