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Description: Rest in peace Mr. Iron Sheik! This tee is a playful tribute to everybody's favorite heel from the 80s, pictured here in heaven with the fatwa flinging fiend himself, Mr. Ayatollah Khomeini! Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri was an iconic figure who left an incredible mark on the world of professional wrestling. He might have dropped the title to that jabroni Hulk Hogan, but he always told it like it is! Thanks for the memories Sheiky-baby!
Description: When your WORST NIGHTMARE becomes REAL and suddenly YOU ARE FACE-TO-FACE WITH A MUGGER. YOU DON'TNEED A GUN! NO SELF-DEFENSE DEVICE THAT YOU CAN GET WITHOUT A LICENSE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL SAFER AND GIVE YOU MORE PROTECTION THAN "KIYOGA" NOW YOU CAN STRIKE DOWN ANY ATTACKER REGARDLESS OF SIZE OR STRENGTH When MUGGERS ATTACK, you're SAFE behind a FIGHTING WALL OF SOLID STEEL! If they come at you armed with a knife, lead pipe or even a gun, instead of being helpless victim, with a FLICK OF THE WRIST you send your attacker off HOWLING with UNBEARABLE PAIN! In fact, not even a LOADED GUN can match Kiyoga™ for protection against mugger, rapists, maniacs or other criminals, while keeping YOU safe from *criminal* prosecution!
