Prices increase in
-- H
-- M
-- S
Up to 35% Off Sitewide!
Shop Now
Cover image
Profile image
Official merchandise from The Golden Griddle book series. For workers, dreamers, and anyone who's clocked in knowing it won't get better until clocking out.

Hats

The Hand of Adam Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: The Hand of Adam is a dystopian symbol tied to the underground extremist movement known as the Hands of Adam, a radical offshoot connected to the Pure Personhood League.nspired by retro sci-fi, resistance iconography, and psychological horror aesthetics, the design features a distressed blood-red handprint representing control, ownership, fear, and the blurred line between humanity and ideology. Built with a raw, weathered texture and minimalist silhouette, this piece draws influence from underground propaganda, cult symbolism, analog horror, and post-collapse streetwear. Whether worn as a statement piece, displayed as a tapestry, or interpreted as a warning from a fractured future, The Hand of Adam is designed to feel unsettling, symbolic

Tags: cyber, cyberpunk, futuristic, grunge aesthetic, grunge girl

The Hand of Adam Hat

$12 $19

for
--
:
--
:
--

Erosyn Dynamics™: Pleasure Engineered Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: Where innovation meets indulgence. This design represents the official mark of Erosyn Dynamics™, a cutting-edge biotech corporation specializing in the science of desire, sensation, and controlled experience. Featuring the signature lounge mascot and bold red-black aesthetic, this piece blends corporate precision with after-hours energy. Perfect for those who understand that not all systems are meant to be regulated. Side effects may include elevated confidence, poor decisions, and a refusal to comply.

Tags: alcohol, cocktail, drink, fetish art, galaxy
LucidFrame Systems™ | Glitch Frame Logo Tee Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: This official LucidFrame Systems logo tee features the iconic glitch frame mark, a bold geometric emblem caught mid-corruption, rendered in neon magenta and digital teal against a deep black field. Wear the brand that powers the world's most advanced operating systems. Whether you're debugging at 2am or presenting to the board, this shirt says you know who really runs things. Lightweight, everyday fit. Printed on soft, comfortable fabric that holds up as long as the systems you depend on. LucidFrame Systems™ Est. 2031 | “Redefining the Human Interface.”

Tags: computer, cyber, cyberpunk, developer, futuristic
Boss Bars Logo Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: Boss Bars™ — It’s a logo. It sits there. Looking important. Wear responsibly. +5 Swagger, +3 Critical Crunch.

Tags: black entrepreneur, boss battle, boss man, candy bar, chocolate

Boss Bars Logo Hat

$12 $19

for
--
:
--
:
--

CodeBreaker Convention 2061 — Neon Microchip Graphic Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: Pulled straight from the world of From Odyssey³, this design frames a dense wall of binary inside a bold microchip silhouette. The circuitry radiates outward like signal paths, while a distressed, glitch-stacked title slices through the data core—proof that some ciphers break themselves when you look hard enough. Printed in high-impact #00FF26 and deep greens on a transparent base, the mark lands clean on dark garments and pops on brights. It’s part homage to retro terminals, part love letter to people who read source code for fun—and who don’t wait for permission to decode the world. Features Neon #00FF26 primary with darker green shadows for depth Microchip frame + binary “data core” with scattered fragments

Tags: coder, coding, convention, cosplay, developer

Cart Preview (0)

Powered by

TeePublic

Sort & Filter