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Description: What is every famous painting missing? A cat! My motto - "Put a cat in it!" Like this Matisse - Where's the tension? Where's the narrative arc? Put a cat in it and voila! Danger! Suspense! Dinner!

Description: A map of Cambridge, Mass. Once upon a time (like, yesterday), I included a tiny version of Harvard's logo in this map, but Harvard complained. I'm amazed they even spotted it.

Description: A map of Somerville, Mass. Home of Tufts, Fluff, and lots of squares.

Description: A map! Of Nantucket! "Nantucket" comes from the Native American word for "Nike Swoosh backwards." The dividing lines are roads.

Description: Beautiful painting defaced with a cat.

Description: somerville, mass map

Description: Austin bats! Because nothing says "Austin" like bats, or as the bats would say it, "Eee-eeee! EEEEE! EEEEeeeee! EEE!"

Description: A Salem bat. Spoooky! I uploaded this on the day after Halloween. That's what happens when you procrastinate.

Description: Ok, there's no actual window, but in the original drawing there was. Maybe you could imagine the window. The window was pretty boring, as windows are, so I omitted the window.

Description: Oh, love! Eternal, wonderful, love! Aren't couples in love annoying? Here is "The Kiss" as it should be - as a scratching post.

Description: A colorful map of Martha's Vineyard!

Description: Boston, Massachusetts aka Beantown (which no one in Boston actually calls it). Boston! Home of the Red Sox, "r"s in the wrong place, famous universities, un-famous universities, infamous universities, Kennedys, tall ships, and tea. Celebrate Boston with this map! Pretty much useless for actual navigation, but that's what you have a phone for.

Description: I redrew this Jackson Pollock and made the splotches into cats.

Description: It's Manhattan! It's the place the Muppets took. It's a Woody Allen movie. And as someone mansplained to me recently, it's an island. I know! An island! Who knew! That explains all the bridges and tunnels.

Description: Why Ramen? Because it's delicious!

Description: It's Manhattan! It's the place the Muppets took. It's a Woody Allen movie. And as someone mansplained to me recently, it's an island! Also available in other colors.

Description: Mondrian painting plus cat.

Description: It's Manhattan! It's the place the Muppets took. It's the place so nice, they named it twice. Also available in other colors.

Description: This is either a) A dismembered cat or b) Multiple cats or c) There are no cats in this painting - you are hallucinating. Please seek help.

Description: This colorful drawing is of a Persian girl taking a selfie with an iPhone, holding an expensive bag and an iced latte from Starbucks. People ask me if this is supposed to be me or Frida Kahlo. I guess it could be me if I looked anything like that and it could be Frida if you think it is. Why buy this? Because when people ask you "What style is that?", you can say "Qajar." And then they'll say, "What?" and you'll say "Qajar" again. This is like this dog my mother had growing up. Stranger: What kind of dog is that? My mother: A boyken Stranger: A what? My mother: A Boyken So they ended up calling their dog a Boyken Boyken because they always had to say it twice.