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Most Emotional Robot Dog Ever Card
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Description: You can’t hear the motor…just pure emotion.

Tags: analog, computer, digital, dog, emotions

Most Emotional Robot Dog Ever Card

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It’s A New Shape Card
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Description: …it’s never been done before.

Tags: chunky, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes, hbo

It’s A New Shape Card

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Stop Looking Into the Chair Company Card
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Description: @BrownDerbyHistoricVids

Tags: chunky, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes, detroiters

Stop Looking Into the Chair Company Card

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EGGDEMON Card
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Description: Scream not working because space make deaf

Tags: parody movie, scifi, vhs tape

EGGDEMON Card

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Do It Lady! Card
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Description: On your birthday...or whenever you want...

Tags: birthday, comedy, do it lady, funny, tik tok

Do It Lady! Card

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Pie Box Card
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Description: Your family deserves nothing 10" APPLE

Tags: cynicism, family, funny, label, lol

Pie Box Card

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Justice From Trauma Card
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Description: Frank would stand with the marginalized, not the crooked cops.

Tags: ally, allyship, pride, protest, rights

Justice From Trauma Card

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Zeke Card
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Description: He’s come to collect your head in his bucket.

Tags: 90s tv, aesthetic, camp anawanna, ghost, halloween

Zeke Card

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RoboCop Says… Card
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Description: You know you want to.

Tags: activism, ally, detroit, lgbtq, movie

RoboCop Says… Card

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Type O Hai Mark Card
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Description: Lovin’ you, is like lovin’ the do-oggie…

Tags: funny, goth, metal, peter steele, the room

Type O Hai Mark Card

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Ricky Card
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Description: The favorite line of many from the classic film "Sleepaway Camp!"

Tags: camp, halloween, horror, insult, movie

Ricky Card

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...I Love You... Card
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Description: I went to law school here...

Tags: brawndo, camacho, costco, cult classic, electrolytes

...I Love You... Card

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Faux Ghost Card
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Description: Coolsville’s CREEPIEST bad guy bar!

Tags: badguys, bar, charlie, ghost, halloween

Faux Ghost Card

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Kaaa-ZOOOOO!!! Card
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Description: Wait a minute...who ARE you?

Tags: 80s, aesthetic, cult classic, funny, kazoo

Kaaa-ZOOOOO!!! Card

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American Karens team shirt Card
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Description: The only team who ALL want to talk to the manager!

Tags: baseball, comedy, critical, funny, girls

American Karens team shirt Card

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USA Weeping Christs team shirt Card
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Description: Excercise YOUR freedom of speech with this camouflage cosplay TODAY!! *thumbs up*

Tags: america, bible, christian, christianity, guns

USA Weeping Christs team shirt Card

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Detroit Lemons Card
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Description: A new design for my hometown Baseketball team!

Tags: cars, comedy, detroit, lemons, matt stone

Detroit Lemons Card

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DESTRUIMUS EOS QUI NOS CONTEMNUNT Card
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Description: "We destroy those who despise us."

Tags: addams credo, cosmic horror, dark, darkness, doom

DESTRUIMUS EOS QUI NOS CONTEMNUNT Card

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Nacho Girl Card
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Description: Cheese can be so sexy!

Tags: cheese, food, funny, nachos, pinup

Nacho Girl Card

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I Love My Attitude Problem! Ver. 2 Card
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Description: This time in PURPLE!!!

Tags: angry, anxiety, anxious, depression, funny

I Love My Attitude Problem! Ver. 2 Card

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I Love My Attitude Problem! Card
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Description: It seems we all have those days lately...

Tags: angry, anxiety, anxious, depression, funny

I Love My Attitude Problem! Card

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Jesus Saw That (God is Grape Edition) Card
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Description: He sees you when you're sleeping, he sees when you're awake...

Tags: agnostic, atheism, atheist, baptist, bible
NE PERDAS GAUDIUM TUUM Card
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Description: "Do not lose your joy"

Tags: flowers, happiness, joy, latin, motto

NE PERDAS GAUDIUM TUUM Card

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Can You Hear the Hum? Card
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Description: So familiar, but we were never here…

Tags: buzz, creepy, hum, liminal, mall

Can You Hear the Hum? Card

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Girl Talk Card
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Description: fan shirt bc their shirts were sold out in my size

Tags: band, dj

Girl Talk Card

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Dad Card
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Description: Sara’s family issues

Tags: dad, gone, isz, mtv, oddities

Dad Card

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Occursed claw Card
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Description: Bring the scanner up.

Tags: gone, isz

Occursed claw Card

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Ascension of the Second Prophet Gary Card
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Description: For the glory of Oxtos! May his heat keep the Shadowman at bay.

Tags: aunty donna, prophet, gary, shadow man, shadowman

Ascension of the Second Prophet Gary Card

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Karl's Biscuits N Mustard Card
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Description: Mmm-hmm. Mustard's good on 'em ta me. Aight-then...

Tags: biscuits n mustard, cult, karl childers, mmm hmm, movies

Karl's Biscuits N Mustard Card

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Aim for the flat top Card
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Description: Sumerian boss bitch

Tags: ghost, gozer, gozerian, gozer the destructor, slimer

Aim for the flat top Card

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Thank You For Bein A Turtle Card
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Description: "Your shell is true, you're a bro and a confidant. If you threw a pizza party..." Yep. I mashed up the Ninja Turtles and the Golden Girls. Two of my favorite shows growing up.

Tags: ninja turtles, sitcom, television, parody, mash up

Thank You For Bein A Turtle Card

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The "Master" Card
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Description: Few are met with his approval. Has anyone seen Debbie? "Manos the Hands of Fate"

Tags: cult, funny, hands of fate, horror, mst3k

The "Master" Card

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Hoppy Vampire IPA - Wild Pub Crawl Edition Card
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Description: Hopping vampires (ala "Mr. Vampire" movies, etc.) get the beer label treatment!

Tags: asian, horror, hopping, hopping vampire, cult movies
USA DUDEBROS Card
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Description: 'Cause CrossFit Alpha Meat Beer, ya gall-durned liberals. GUN!

Tags: annoying, bro, bros, comedy, crossfit

USA DUDEBROS Card

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