FUNNY MEW

Description: As long as you're happy It's easy for me

Description: A TRINKET HATES TO SEE ME COMING

Description: PER MY LAST EMAIL

Description: LIVE LIKE A DOG

Description: BRUH I PAUSED MY GAME TO BE HERE YOU'RE WELCOME

Description: ENJOY SUNDAY CHILL VIBES, BIG SMILES

Description: I HAVE ONCE MORE SUMMONED TUMMY ACHE

Description: SLEEP DEPRIVED BUT ENDURING Tired Moms Club

Description: cool moms don't trust the government

Description: Mom makes the money

Description: you can't improve perfection

Description: LOCKED IN? NO. I'M TUCKED IN GOODNIGHT

Description: I Never Repeat Instructions More Than Once

Description: It only has to make sense to me

Description: Probably Gonna Clog Your Toilet Later

Description: PROUD MOM OF TWO Awesome GIRLS

Description: SARCASM LOADING... %96 PLEASE WAIT

Description: I HAD A NORMAL LIFE UNTIL MY KIDS STARTED PLAYING SOCCER

Description: I CAST PSPSPSPS

Description: We the People like to party

Description: With all due respect, which is none

Description: If I had a dollar for every time I enjoyed being at work, I would have zero dollars

Description: I opened my emails this morning...

Description: BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU BLINDLY FOLLOW THE MASSES, SOMETIMES THE 'M' IS SILENT

Description: IF YOU'RE A GIVER, REMEMBER TO LEARN YOUR LIMITS BECAUSE THE TAKERS DON'T HAVE ANY

Description: IF STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF BURNS A BRIDGE, LIGHT IT UP & LET 'ER BURN. I HAVE MATCHES.

Description: HAITI FREEDOM BEGAN WITH US

Description: I could be meaner but mom said no

Description: Human Quality Control (For Robot-Generated Content)

Description: Another meeting that could've been an email

Description: My Kid Might Not Throw Hands, But I Do So Watch Your Mouth

Description: I Come in Peace... And Pizza

Description: I DO IT BECAUSE I CAN I CAN BECAUSE I WANT TO I WANT TO BECAUSE YOU SAID I COULDNT

Description: Watching Planet Die Because Billionaires Are Insatiable Retro Flame

Description: There Are No Sardines Its A Pond Funny Fishing Cartoon

Description: MEDICAL CODER nobody knows what I do until I don't do it