Fuzzycryptid

Description: "Bread in Captivity." A simple drawing of a loaf of bread in a birdcage. Why? Because, admit it, we all secretly loaf puns.

Description: H-hewwo? Pwease let me sit on youw chest as you wawk awownd in pubwic owo i pwomise i wont bwing you shame uwu

Description: It's Slug Season homies!

Description: i feel this. you feel this. your parents feel this. the whole world feels this. aliens feel this.

Description: You stand around for a living, Somewhere between all the land and the sky. Being by never forgiving, Nobody knows you and neither do I.

Description: They're all around us. They've infiltrated the trenchcoat industry.

Description: The cat does not understand why you're mad at them. This is not a "reptile"? What even is that? This is a vegetal? You say "eat vegetal" and they obey. Good cat.