Garbage Nest

Description: The world's oldest profession

Description: Jesus said "I washed your feet. You should pay it forward"

Description: 99.999999999% effective

Description: Sapphic Society: Lifetime Member

Description: Letter of Direction

Description: Huzzah!

Description: Spinster: n. An unmarried woman who is older than what is perceived as the prime age range during which women usually marry. Can also indicate that a woman is considered unlikely to ever marry.

Description: I was told there would be cake

Description: All hat, no cattle

Description: I have expensive tastes

Description: Better a Monster than an arrogant god