Ho ho horrifying! Santa Cthulhu is coming to town, bringing tentacled tidings and eldritch joy. Naughty or nautical, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake—prepare for a cosmic Christmas quake!
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’,