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BOO FAR Halloween Joke Design Only Programmers Understand Shorts
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Description: This cool Halloween design for coders, computer programmers, software developers, engineers and IT geeks and nerds shows a pixel art ghost and the words BOO and FAR in an arcade style font. A pun on "foo bar", that only real programmers understand. Show your spooky and terrifying side with this funny computer scientist design. Great for Halloween parties, work, tech conferences and events that take place in the ghost-ridden season of the year.

Tags: coder, computer programmer, engineer, geek, ghost
Linux Sysadmin Penguin Cool Grunge Vintage Retro Design Shorts

Description: A design for computer system administrators who are experts and lovers of the free and open source Linux operating system, which runs on countless servers, IoT devices, mobile phones, tablets, laptops and the personal computers of real tech geeks & nerds. This cool grunge style design shows LINUX as a curved underlined text, the word SYSADMIN and a simplistic drawing of a penguin's head, the mascot of the best operating system kernel there is. Great for work and IT events where Linux geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: admin, computer, geek, grunge style, linux
Slave to the Algorithm Social Media Content Creator Sarcasm Shorts
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Description: A funny design for sarcastic social media content creators with a sense of self-deprecating humor. The slogan "Slave to the Algorithm" hints at the struggle of having to create engaging content in a never-ending cycle to survive in this competitive world. Show your love-hate relationship with the online world. Perfect for those who can laugh at themselves and the never-ending demands of social media. Let the world know you're creating content, even if the algorithm sometimes feels like your overlord.

Tags: algorithm slave, freelancer, gig economy, late stage capitalism, online streamer
Chi Square Test Formula Statistician & Data Scientist Design Shorts
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Description: A chi-squared test (also chi-square or χ2 test) is a statistical hypothesis test used for testing the independence of two categorical variables. A design for mathematicians, statisticians, data scientists, students, teachers and all people who love math, statistics and data science. It shows the mathematical formula for the chi-squared test devised by Karl Pearson around 1900.

Tags: data science, data scientist, karl pearson, math equation, math student
Schei? Encoding Funny Software Engineer Design Shorts

Description: Computer programmers and software engineers know that encoding is hard. There's ASCII, Unicode and a plethora of other standards. If the encoding is unknown and wrongly detected you may end up with weird characters or question marks as on this design. It shows the text "Schei? Encoding", which is German for "encoding sucks". The "sharp S" (Eszett/scharfes S) is not displayed correctly to underpin the issues that may arise when dealing with text encodings in program code.

Tags: ascii code, character encoding, coder joke, nerd pun, programmer
Ranking Bad? Funny Design for SEO Experts/Online Marketers Shorts
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Description: People who do search engine optimization (SEO) help website owners to achieve better rankings on search result pages so potential customers can find their offerings. It's a very competitive field so make sure you are recognized as en expert. This funny design for SEO and online marketing experts shows the question "Ranking Bad?" with the first 2 letters of each word shown as the chemical elements Radium (Ra - 88) and Barium (Ba - 56) enclosed by a green square.

Tags: humor, marketer, online marketing, parody, ranking bad
Smalltalk 1972 Retro Computer Programmer Software Developer Shorts
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Description: Smalltalk is a pioneering object-oriented, dynamically-typed programming language that first appeared publicly in 1972. Designed to be simple and flexible, it played a key role in the development of GUI concepts and object-oriented programming (OOP). A cool retro vintage design for programmers, developers, hackers, tech geeks, and retro design nerds who write code in the Smalltalk programming language. Show your passion for coding and computer history at tech events, work, or casual gatherings.

Tags: 1972, computer geek, developer, hacker, programmer
No Class No State Functional Programmer Propaganda Grunge Design Shorts

Description: A design for computer programmers, software developers and engineers who love functional programming. It shows the lambda symbol and the text NO CLASS NO STATE in a 20th century Japanese propaganda poster style. Functional code is classless and stateless and lambda represents anonymous functions, which are everywhere in functional programming languages such as Lisp, Scheme, Clojure, Erlang, OCaml, and Haskell. Great for work, tech meetings and conferences.

Tags: classless, coder, computer programmer, geek, nerd
Prompt Engineer I Talk to Machines AI/ML Geek & Nerd Design Shorts

Description: Prompt engineering is a hot topic and job in the rapidly growing technology fields of artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML). Show that you know how to talk to machines and are a pro at crafting effective prompts for content generation. A cool design for machine learning engineers and all people who work with AI tools to create content and refine models for text, image, sound and video generation. Great for work, science and tech conferences and events where AI and ML geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: ai engineer, ai, artificial intelligence, data science, data scientist
Prompt Engineer I Talk to Machines AI/ML Geek & Nerd Design Shorts
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Description: Prompt engineering is a hot topic and job in the rapidly growing technology fields of artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML). Show that you know how to talk to machines and are a pro at crafting effective prompts for content generation. A cool design for machine learning engineers and all people who work with AI tools to create content and refine models for text, image, sound and video generation. Great for work, science and tech conferences and events where AI and ML geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: ai engineer, machine learning engineer, artificial intelligence, data science, data scientist
Funny IT Support Tech Team Joke I'm Just Here For The Cache Shorts

Description: A funny design for people working in the IT team, whether in tech support at the office helpdesk, as a computer programmer, software developer, system engineer or sysadmin. You will get the joke and hopefully put a smile on your co-workers faces. This IT humor design shows IT TEAM I'M JUST HERE FOR THE CACHE, a bold shrug emoticon and a cache storage symbol. The shrugging face and cache are in dollar bill green to reinforce the cash pun. Great for work, events & conferences with IT geeks & nerds.

Tags: system administrator, tech support, software developer, computer programmer, shrug emoticom
I'm a DATA SCIENTIST I do statistics on a Mac - White Design Shorts
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Description: The scientific field of Data Science comprises different fields like artificial intelligence, machine learning, computer programming and visualization. Math is the foundation of all these disciplines and statistics is essential for a data scientists work. A self-mocking design for data scientists with the text pieces "I'm a", "DATA SCIENTIST" in all-caps, "I do statistics" in regular and "on a Mac" in italics in partly outlined fonts. Great for job, conferences and events where data geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: data, data scientist, funny, geek, joke
wtf php - Self-Deprecating Humor Software Developer Design Shorts
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Description: PHP is one of those programming languages people love to hate. It has many design flaws, inconsistencies and attracts newbie programmers due to its alleged simplicity. There's a lot of bad PHP code out there making the language an easy target to ridicule. This design with the letters wtf on a purple ellipse is for PHP coders, hackers, developers and programmers with a sense of self-deprecating humor who like to mock one of the most widely used languages for web development. Great for work and conferences.

Tags: coder, developer, funny, geek, humor
Funny Perl Code Pun Design - sub procrastinate ... Shorts
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Description: Many people procrastinate, but how would a Perl program do that? One way would be to define a procrastinate function that simply passes execution as shown in the piece of syntax highlighted Perl code on this design. If you enjoy computer programming in Perl and sometimes procrastinate, you may appreciate the subtle humor of this design and give fellow Perl programmers among your co-workers and friends a good laugh. Great for work, tech meetings and conferences.

Tags: perl coder, coding, computer code, funny, geek
Straight Outta Memory - Funny Computer Geek & Nerd Design Shorts

Description: It's pretty bad when a computer runs out of memory. Whether you play a game, watch a movie or write a computer program, that consumes all available memory, or do something else that you expect to work. This design for computer geeks & nerds, coders, hackers, programmers and software developers with a sense of humor consists of the words "STRAIGHT OUTTA MEMORY" in a tall and narrow Gothic font. Great for work, tech events and conferences.

Tags: humor, computer, hacker, parody, developer
Replace War with Peace - Pacifist vi/Vim Geek - Green Text Shorts
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Description: Humans have a knack for fighting wars. Yet we have also shown that peace is not an utopia. Show that you prefer peace over war in a geeky way with the vi/Vim command :%s/war/peace/g for global replacement of war with peace. If you are a programmer, sysadmin or simply a tech-savvy computer user and enjoy programming and editing in vi/Vim and want war to be replaced with peace, this design is for you. Peace!

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, developer, geek
Replace Hate with Love - Peaceful vi/Vim Geek Green Design Shorts
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Description: Hate is a human emotion that doesn't help to overcome and solve problems. Show that you prefer love over hate and how to end hate like a vi or Vim geek or nerd. A design for programmers, developers, coders, sysadmins and all computer users who use vi or Vim, that shows how to replace hate with love globally. Love will win! Great for work, events and IT conferences where coding geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, developer, geek
Replace Hate with Love - Peaceful vi/Vim Geek White Design Shorts
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Description: Hate is a human emotion that doesn't help to overcome and solve problems. Show that you prefer love over hate and how to end hate like a vi or Vim geek or nerd. A design for programmers, developers, coders, sysadmins and all computer users who use vi or Vim, that shows how to replace hate with love globally. Love will win! Great for work, events and IT conferences where coding geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, developer, geek
Replace War with Peace - Pacifist vi/Vim Geek - White Text Shorts
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Description: Humans have a knack for fighting wars. Yet we have also shown that peace is not an utopia. Show that you prefer peace over war in a geeky way with the vi/Vim command :%s/war/peace/g for global replacement of war with peace. If you are a programmer, sysadmin or simply a tech-savvy computer user and enjoy programming and editing in vi/Vim and want war to be replaced with peace, this design is for you. Peace!

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, developer, geek
PYT HON Cool Blue & Yellow Design for Python Programmers Shorts
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Description: Python is a very popular computer programming language. It is well designed, accessible, readable, powerful and has a great community. This design is for programmers, developers and coders who take pride in writing Python code. This cool design shows the strings "PYT" & "HON" in yellow between two blue bars. Show your love for Python with this design suitable for work, tech conferences and other events where Python geeks and nerds meet.

Tags: developer, hacker, coder, nerd, geek
Rust Programming Language Influence Network Shorts
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Description: A network graph showing 24 programming languages connected by 47 influence relations. It includes languages the were influenced by Rust or influenced Rust and Rust itself. More influential languages are shown as larger circles as compared to languages with less influence on others. The influence relation data was retrieved from Wikidata in 2019. A great gift for programmers who are into digital art.

Tags: data art, geek, colorful, science, nerd
C Programming Language Influence Network Shorts

Description: A network graph showing 64 programming languages connected by 122 influence relations. It includes languages the were influenced by C or influenced C and C itself. More influential languages are shown as larger circles as compared to languages with less influence on others. The influence relation data was retrieved from Wikidata in 2019. A great gift for programmers who are into digital art.

Tags: data art, nerd, geek, science, java
No Braces - Funny Python Coding Design Red/White Shorts
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Description: Python is known for its uncluttered syntax. In contrast to many other programming languages, curly brackets are not used to delimit compound statements. Just type "from __future__ import braces" in a REPL and see what happens. A design for Python programmers who embrace significant whitespace and say no to braces. It shows a pair of curly brackets in a red no sign. Get it on a shirt or one of the available products for work, tech conferences and other geek events.

Tags: syntax, coder, code, language, coding
never :q! Motivational Design for vi/Vim Geeks - White Text Shorts
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Description: This motivational design tells you to never give up and to never quit your vi or Vim session without writing changes, unless you are absolutely sure it is the right thing to do. A design for computer programmers, system administrators and whoever uses vi or vim as their text editor of choice. You will understand its meaning, while others are probably puzzled, but may wish to learn what it means.

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, developer, geek
LOL Design for JavaScript Coders with Self-Deprecating Humor Shorts
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Description: JavaScript is a polarizing programming language. Many web developers love JS, but there are also many programmers who hate that quirky language. JavaScript has some weird language design flaws, that can make you laugh out loud and cry at the same time. A design showing the acronym LOL on a yellow square. It is for programmers who code in JavaScript and have a sense of self-deprecating humor. Decide for yourself whether it's suitable for work, tech conferences and other geek & nerd events.

Tags: lol, webdev, programmer, programming, joke
lol - Design for PHP Coders/Developers with a Sense of Humor Shorts
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Description: PHP is a programming language people love to hate. It has many design flaws, inconsistencies and attracts newbie programmers due to its alleged simplicity. There is a lot of bad PHP code out there making it an easy target to make a little fun of. This design shows the acronym lol on a purple ellipse. It is for PHP developers with a sense of self-deprecating humor and programmers who enjoy mocking one of the most widely used languages for web development. Great for work and tech conferences.

Tags: webdev, programming language, geek, programmer, self deprecating humor
Linux 1991 - Cool Distressed Design for Free Software Geeks Shorts
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Description: The free and open source operating system kernel Linux saw its first public release on September 17, 1991. The design shows the text "LINUX 1991" in a distressed tri-linear stripe typeface. This cool retro design is for people who love open source and want to celebrate one of the most important and influential software projects ever. Great for work, events and IT conferences where Linux geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: free software, operating system, os, anniversary, kernel
No Class No State Functional Programmer Red/White Design Shorts

Description: A design for computer programmers & software developers who love functional programming. It shows the lambda symbol similar to the Anarchy "A" and below the texts NO CLASS, NO STATE in capital letters in a narrow font. Functional code is classless and stateless and lambda represents anonymous functions, which are ubiquitous in functional programming languages such as Lisp, Scheme, Clojure, Erlang, OCaml, and Haskell. Great for work, tech meetings and conferences.

Tags: anarchy, classless, coder, geek, lambda
JavaScript 1995 Year of 1st Release White Retro Text Design Shorts
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Description: JavaScript was first released in 1995 and since then has become one of the most important and widely used programming languages. Its unique status as a language supported by most web browsers and the introduction of server side JS are two key factors. This design for programmers, web developers and coders shows the text "JAVASCRIPT 1995" in a retro style tri-linear stripe font. Great for work, tech conferences and other events where JavaScript geeks & nerds meet.

Tags: anniversary, developer, web, webdev, programmer
HJKL Design for Programmers Using vi/Vim - White Graphic Shorts
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Description: Are you a hardcore vi/Vim user and love New York Hardcore music? Then this cool design is right for you as it combines your tastes into a simple and effective graphic. Ideal for job, conferences and other events where vim users meet. A design for programmers, sysadmins and all computer geeks and nerds who use the text editor vi or vim for writing and editing code and text. It shows vi's basic navigation keys H, J, K, L in capital letters arranged NYHC style.

Tags: source code, coder, programmer, hacker, hjkl
Hacker in Chinese Green/Pink Space Computer Hacker Design Shorts
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Description: In the world of IT hackers are seen as computer experts with operating system, networking and programming skills who use their power to solve problems for good or evil. Do you consider yourself a hacker? Then this design is for you. The design shows the word hacker in Traditional Chinese characters in a lucid green with pink stars shining through. A cool and mysterious design for work, hacking events and tech conferences, where computer hacking geeks and nerds meet.

Tags: programmer, engineering, nerd, geek, developer
FORTRAN 77 Programming Language Old School Programmer Design Shorts

Description: If you are a programmer who writes code in FORTRAN, specifically FORTRAN 77, you must be a true programming veteran. Show off your long-time computing experience with this college sport style design. Fortran is an imperative programming language that is especially suited to numeric computation and scientific computing. Fortran exists in different versions, like FORTRAN 77, which is shown on this distressed design with a red college style font.

Tags: coder, developer, fortran, geek, programmer
I use Vim Because I don't know how to quit White Text Design Shorts
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Description: Computer programmers tend to be very passionate when it comes to the topic of text editors and people who use Vim to write code love to let everyone know about it. Is Vim really so good or do they simple not know how to exit the program? A simple text design for coders, developers, programmers, sysadmins and hackers whi have a sense of self-deprecating humor. Great for work, tech conferences and other geek & nerd events.

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, coding, computer
I use Vim Because I don't know how to quit Black Text Design Shorts
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Description: Computer programmers tend to be very passionate when it comes to the topic of text editors and people who use Vim to write code love to let everyone know about it. Is Vim really so good or do they simple not know how to exit the program? A simple text design for coders, developers, programmers, sysadmins and hackers whi have a sense of self-deprecating humor. Great for work, tech conferences and other geek & nerd events.

Tags: admin, administrator, coder, coding, computer
Fork Me - Funny Programmer Design with Git Fork Symbol Shorts
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Description: In computer programming, forking means creating a new software project using the code from an existing one. Reasons range from continuing an unmaintained project, different opinions about how to do things to unwanted takeovers of the original project. A funny design for computer programmers, software developers, coders and everyone who uses Git to manage source code or other files. It shows the Git fork symbol and next to it the word me. Great for work, conferences and other Git geek and nerd events.

Tags: code, coder, computer, geek, git
Fork Me - Funny Programmer Design with Git Fork Symbol Shorts
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Description: In computer programming, forking means creating a new software project using the code from an existing one. Reasons range from continuing an unmaintained project, different opinions about how to do things to unwanted takeovers of the original project. A funny design for computer programmers, software developers, coders and everyone who uses Git to manage source code or other files. It shows the Git fork symbol and next to it the word me. Great for work, conferences and other Git geek and nerd events.

Tags: code, coder, computer, developer, geek

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