GeekTragedy

Description: Wafflemasters International: "Where eaters are made"

Description: Modern problems sometimes require a direct application of forged medium-carbon steel.

Description: Now what do we do?

Description: Let them know what to expect.

Description: This shirt probably had a really funny image on it, but then the lawyers got involved.

Description: Share your love of soul music with this stylish chest slot item.

Description: Show your support for the Holy Grail of government! Be the talk of your anarcho-syndicalist commune.

Description: Let them know who they're dealing with.

Description: Basically the worst shirt in the world. Wear it and panic.

Description: Just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't be the life of the party.

Description: "All life on this planet, indeed the very life of this planet is in our hands..." - Red XIII

Description: "I can honestly say I don't know what's going on inside of me... And the more I try to understand it, the less inclined I am to fight."

Description: The official t-shirt of the greatest music festival in the known universe.

Description: "It would seem your life is spared... for now."

Description: I hear they wail. But that is another concert, and will be heard another time.

Description: Death is only an inconvenience.

Description: “Take care, lest an adventure is now offered you, which, if accepted, will plunge you in deepest woe.” ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

Description: Let everyone know what a fan you are of the miracle of human anatomy with this handsome design! Perfect for holidays, christenings, and midnight rituals.

Description: When there's nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire

Description: The official shirt of the greatest cat-themed rock band in the world, Sleater-Kitty. Proceeds donated to a local cat shelter.