Geeky Science Nerd

Description: The Solar System has so many places to go for ice... So many places to go for volcanoes.... So many places to go for methane.... But just ONE PLACE to go for tacos!!!

Description: Go west, young unicorn, go west.

Description: No better way to start your day than with a bowl of knowledge!

Description: I like my Active Galactic Nuclei the way I like my coffee ... BL Lac Some people take their AGN's Seyfert, others like it LINERs, but we'll take it BL Lac with two sugars and blazars.

Description: Hail Prime Numbers! Specifically, hail Belphegor's Prime! It's a prime number, it's a palindrome, and it was named after a prince of Hell - Belphegor - because of the 666 in the middle and the thirteen 0's on either side. Best part - mathematicians have agreed that the symbol for this number should be pi, upside down!

Description: We voted, and will continue to vote, for the only candidate you can LITERALLY count on.

Description: Send signals out into the universe to let alien species know when it's your time to tinkle! Or listen close to when they tinkle!

Description: The original dancer with the stars, Voyager's Solid Gold record!

Description: In through the out door no more, out through the space door!

Description: Tired of all that clutter in your lab!? PYRAMIDIFY IT! That's right, magically stack all your things in a pyramid lickity split!

Description: Tired of asteroids scuffing up your space helmet on your space elevator rides? Keep your space helmet safe from asteroids - with the SkyCap!

Description: Is is a quasar? Is it pointed right at you? Well, that's a blazar. Yup, that's pretty much all there is to make a blazar. Just point a quasar at your buddy and, bam, blazar.

Description: Up quark. Down quark. Red quark. Blue quark. Show your quark love for how quarks spin!

Description: Tantalize your taste buds and defy gravity!

Description: Number 92 on the Periodic Table of Elements is uranium! 1 kg of this stuff generates as much energy as 1,500,000 kilograms of coal! DIG THAT!

Description: SA TEE

Description: The heaviest naturally forming element. And a rainbow.

Description: Math. Everywhere math!

Description: Get it? Instead of 'do the dew' it's 'do the deimos'? Mar's two moons? Deimos and Phobos? Mountain Dew? Mars/soda crossover? Hello? This thing on? Nerd power!

Description: Cassini orbited Saturn for years upon years upon years - giving us science and images and knowledge we're still studying and learning from to this day. All that study - kind of makes you thirsty...

Description: We're from California and we love science. 'nuff said!

Description: Voyager 1 and 2 are out there, somewhere, moving so fast for so long they've officially left the solar system. And they're probably thirsty...

Description: Swirling around their programs, like electrons around an atomic nucleus, bits move around their programs. Yes... No... elecTRON!

Description: There were two Voyagers, and they were made with intense precision. Slow poured, and slowly enjoyed by generations.

Description: Retro oxygen.

Description: Retro style nitrogen.

Description: Retro style hydrogen

Description: The NaCHO in Nachos!

Description: Sodium Citrate - it's what makes the cheese get all gooey!

Description: Show 'em what you're made of! Really!

Description: Retro style helium.

Description: You're new to the Solar System, and you're hungry for tacos. Where do you go? Here's a hint - EARTH!

Description: If you put hydrogen in hydrogen, it's much less BOHR-ing. GET IT!? Nerd power.