Stickers
Description: A nod to a dying breed; the old-school punks who survived the scene, outlasted the trends, and never quite sold out. We may not be diving into the pit anymore, but we're still here, still loud, and still standing on our own terms. Old punks don't die. We just stand in the back. 🤘
Description: o the uninitiated, it's a must do… to the ones who know, cheer 'em on. The Chicago Handshake: a shot of Malört chased by an Old Style beer. North Side blue and red, South Side black and white—one city, fierce loyalties, and a rite of passage that earns its place in Chicago lore. One city. Two sides. One hell of a handshake. 🍻
Description: Groovy pixel-art horror meets retro gaming in Super Ash Bros., where a chainsaw-wielding hero battles evil in a nightmare straight out of the Necronomicon. Haunted houses, sinister trees, creepy deer, and a trusty boomstick make this 8-bit tribute a bloody good time for horror and gaming fans.
Description: A gloriously fun, tribute to The Police / N.W.A feud! Complete with exaggerated Land of Confusion-style caricature faces and a blunt message for N.W.A. Perfect for fans of 80s music, surreal satire, and unapologetically provocative band humor. Not subtle, not polite, and definitely not for the easily offended.
Description: The Vulcan: an absurdly powerful forbidden ritual featuring a familiar & stoic, pointy-eared elf bard, a smitten tavern wench, and an arcane hand gesture capable of ending someone's game in ecstatic rapture. Rendered as an over-the-top fantasy trading card. Its cost? Four Fire. Four Water. And possibly your dignity. Fascinating. Deeply inappropriate, however. Perfect for fantasy RPG fans, tabletop gamers, sci-fi nerds, and anyone whose idea of forbidden magic is a little more adult than the rulebook intended.
Description: Live long and… well, you know. Ever wondered what happens when a perfectly innocent sci-fi hand gesture takes a hard left into the gutter? Behold The Vulcan: an Urban Dictionary entry for a bedroom maneuver that boldly goes where polite conversation really shouldn't. Perfect for sci-fi nerds, filthy-minded Trekkies, fans of inappropriate trivia, and anyone who believes the final frontier is probably somewhere you shouldn't stick your fingers. Fascinating. Deeply inappropriate, however.
Description: Remember when your computer was basically a ticking time bomb? Pepperidge Farm remembers! As the year 2000 approached, millions of perfectly innocent computers were preparing to bring civilization crashing down because someone forgot to turn them off before midnight. A lovingly recreated Y2K-era warning sticker featuring the immortal instruction: "REMEMBER: Turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/99". Complete with that glorious late-1990s black, yellow, and white safety-sticker aesthetic, and a little nod to the era's retail-computer GIANT. For Gen-Xers, Y2K survivors, computer nerds, and anyone who remembers when the biggest threat to civilization was a BIOS clock rolling from 99 to 00.
Description: Sometimes you just have to wrap your hands around the one person who's always been there for you. A bold, blood-red heart formed from two realistic hands, rendered in a striking vintage tattoo/comic-book style with heavy black outlines, detailed skin texture, and dramatic ink shading. SELF LOVE, simple message. Strong graphic. Just the right amount of beautifully weird.
Description: The heart still wants to skank. The knees have officially requested balcony seating. A two-tone ska reinterpretation of the classic aging-punk dilemma, featuring a sharp-dressed skeleton in a checker-band hat, pinstripe suit, checkerboard tie and socks, and black Docs with white laces, watching the skank pit rage below from the relative safety of the balcony. Complete with horns, a packed dance floor, and enough checkerboard to make your knees hurt just looking at it. For ska kids, old punks, rude boys, and anyone whose musical enthusiasm has outlasted their orthopedic enthusiasm
Description: Your heart still wants the pit. Your knees have other fucking plans. A hardcore punk skeleton sits safely above the chaos, watching the mosh pit rage below while contemplating the cruel reality of getting older. Black as night, bleached-bone white, and rendered like a vintage hardcore gig poster, this one is for everyone who still feels 25 right up until the moment they stand up. Because aging is temporary. Bad knees are apparently forever.
Description: Inspired by the dark, satirical spirit of the movie Falling Down, this design captures that familiar breaking point when the daily grind, urban chaos, and one too many little annoyances push an ordinary working stiff to the edge. A black-silhouetted man stands on a patch of grass, briefcase in hand and Gat at his side, against a blazing yellow backdrop of freedom. Is he keeping his cool, losing his grip, or just asking the question we've all wanted to scream at the world? A tribute to '90s movie culture, dark social satire, and the feeling that sometimes the whole damn world has lost its mind. For fans of cult films, cynical humor, and classic movie-inspired graphic tees.
Description: One minute you're enjoying a quiet night on Earth, and the next you're being hauled aboard a flying saucer for an unsolicited intergalactic medical examination. No warning. No consent form. No decent explanation. Just bright lights, questionable alien science, and a whole lot of awkward questions about human anatomy. This outrageous retro sci-fi design celebrates the wonderfully ridiculous side of alien abduction lore, you probably won't want to discuss at the next family barbecue. For UFO enthusiasts, extraterrestrial skeptics, conspiracy theorists, sci-fi nerds, and anyone who suspects the universe has a truly twisted sense of humor. UFO's & Anal Probes: Close encounters of the deeply uncomfortable kind.
Description: Meet Buer, the great president of Hell—and perhaps the strangest healer in the infernal catalog. With the head of a lion and five goat-like legs radiating from his body, Buer is one of the truly bizarre creatures of old occult tradition. But beneath that wonderfully unsettling appearance lies a very different reputation: knowledge, natural philosophy, herbalism, medicine, and healing. This modern interpretation transforms the strange historical creature into a hyper-realistic supernatural natural-history specimen—complete with a golden-brown lion's mane, powerful goat-like limbs, dark cloven hooves, and an unmistakably otherworldly presence. BUER! For lovers of the occult, medieval demonology, strange mythology, cryptozoology, and creatures
Description: A blacklight fever dream for the horror-punk faithful. The Crimson Ghost gets a Día de los Muertos makeover, combining classic punk attitude with bold sugar-skull ornamentation and a fluorescent blacklight palette. Bone-white skull, solid-black eyes and grin, acid-green lettering, neon-pink outlines, and enough radioactive color to make the whole thing look dangerous under a blacklight. DÍA DE LOS MISFITS. For the punks, horror freaks, cemetery romantics, and anyone who thinks traditional holiday decorations could use a little more distortion.
Description: Before streaming, before playlists, before everything lived in the cloud… There were blank cassettes. And, the record industry was terrified of them. A vintage-inspired analog pirate artifact celebrating the glorious age of home taping, complete with an aged cassette, crossed-bones pro-piracy graphic, faded print, and the wonderfully passive-aggressive message: “HOME TAPING IS KILLING RECORD INDUSTRY PROFITS! WE LEFT THIS SIDE BLANK SO YOU CAN HELP.” A little piece of obsolete technology, a little music-history sarcasm, and a whole lot of Gen-X attitude. Press PLAY. Fuck the algorithm.
Description: Sometimes a picture really does say a thousand words. A big, bold U, one enthusiastic little stick figure, and absolutely no need for further explanation. A deliberately stupid, minimalist novelty design for people who appreciate humor that makes you stop, stare, and go, “Ohhhhhh…” 😂 Simple. Suggestive. Ridiculous. Need I say more?
Description: The Federation Humane Society reminds you to do your part. SPAY & NEUTER YOUR TRIBBLE. Because one Tribble is cute. Two Tribbles are manageable. A few hundred Tribbles and suddenly your starship has become a furry reproductive crisis. A retro space-age public-service parody featuring a ridiculously official-looking humane-society warning about everyone's favorite rapidly multiplying ball of fluff. Perfect for classic sci-fi fans, space nerds, animal lovers, and anyone who's ever wondered who handles interstellar pest control.
Description: Because apparently the ship's (Corporate America) morale officer has a very limited understanding of personnel management. A pirate-inspired take on the classic dark-humor saying, featuring a weathered skull, crossed bones, red bandana, gold tooth, and distressed lettering. Perfect for pirates, salty sailors, misanthropes, and anyone whose workplace could use a slightly more aggressive morale program...
Management: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves! Sticker
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A little shiny. A little questionable. And definitely not something you want to leave lying around. “Sit on it...” — because sometimes the best advice comes in chrome. A ridiculous retro novelty design for anyone with a questionable sense of humor and absolutely no intention of taking life too seriously.
Description: What happens when The Devil card meets psychobilly? Chains. Horns. Leopard print. Gold pants. A little hellfire. A lot of attitude. This twisted tarot interpretation brings together classic occult imagery and the gloriously trashy glamour of The Cramps. It's vintage horror, punk rock, rockabilly sleaze, and tarot-card weirdness all thrown into the same damn blender. ALL WOMEN ARE BAD! And that's probably why the Devil looks so pleased with himself. #IYKYK... Unofficial fan-inspired artwork; not affiliated with or endorsed by The Cramps.
Description: A little tarot, a little cosmic awareness, and a whole lot of Major Arcana. "It Is Written in the Stars" brings the classic Rider-Waite tarot aesthetic together in one bold celestial design featuring all 22 Major Arcana cards, astrology, mysticism, fortune telling, and vintage occult vibes. For tarot readers, astrology lovers, witches, mystics, spiritual seekers, and anyone who likes their destiny with a little dramatic flair. It is written in the stars. The cards of the major arcana.
Description: For the fans who didn't just listen to Weezer, they rode along for the whole damn journey! From Blue to Gold, and everything after. A bold Weezer-inspired design for longtime fans, Blue Album devotees, Pinkerton survivors, and anyone who's still here for the riffs, the weirdness, and the ride.
Description: What happens when ancient Rome meets the golden age of punk? SPQR gets a mohawk. A Roman-inspired punk rock design featuring CBGB, graffiti, drumsticks, Walkman nostalgia, boomboxes, music notes, and classic punk attitude. For punk rock fans, Gen-X rebels, music nerds, anti-authority types, and anyone who thinks Rome could’ve used a better soundtrack.
Description: A little American history, a little Orwell, and a healthy suspicion of anyone watching too closely. 1776 meets 1984 in this tongue-in-cheek collision of revolution, freedom, surveillance, and Big Brother—with just enough Gen-X cynicism to remind us that history has a funny way of repeating itself.
Description: A stark, retro-inspired tribute to one of America's most infamous outlaw figures. Featuring bold vintage styling and a weathered portrait design, this shirt blends true crime history, dark Americana, and counterculture aesthetics. Perfect for fans of true crime, criminal history, outlaw culture, and Generation Last's signature dark-humor edge.
Description: It doesn’t matter which wing you choose: red or blue, it’s still the same vulture circling above you. This dark, thought-provoking design blends political satire with vintage Americana, featuring a menacing vulture over a decaying Washington, D.C. Perfect for fans of anti-establishment art, libertarian themes, and bold symbolic graphics.
Description: Take the classic “Live, Laugh, Love” mantra and give it a wicked twist. This retro-style cartoon toaster living its best (and last) life in a bubble bath is the perfect tee for fans of dark humor, sarcastic wit, and ironic self-care. Equal parts vintage charm and morbid chuckle, it’s ideal for those who like their jokes a little shocking. Great gift for sarcastic friends, edgy humor lovers, or anyone who enjoys making strangers laugh nervously.
Description: Feeling bold? This purr-fectly naughty tee is for those who know exactly what Red Wing Certified means—and aren’t afraid to flaunt it. Featuring a fierce pink cat with fiery red wings and the daring motto “It’s Not for the Faint of Heart!”, this shirt turns heads, sparks conversation, and delivers nine lives’ worth of sass. Great for parties, nights out, or just making the grocery store checkout line more interesting. Wear it if you dare!
Red Wing Certified – Funny Naughty Cat Shirt for Bold Humor Lovers! Sticker
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Unleash your inner rebel with this tee from Generation Last—because honey badgers don’t care, and neither do you! This vintage-inspired graphic t-shirt pays hilarious homage to the viral “Honey Badger Don’t Care” meme while rocking a bold, engraved-style badger and retroesque font. Perfect for your next concert, skate park session, or casual Friday at the office, this honey badger shirt is the ultimate meme shirt and fashion statement. Snag this honey badger tee now and prove once and for all that Generation Last still leads the pack in cool, quirky style!
Description: Embrace the beauty of nature with our "Blooming Harmony" t-shirt, featuring an intricate floral mandala design that radiates peace and positivity. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this tee is perfect for any occasion—whether you're out in the sun or lounging at home. The vibrant colors and detailed pattern create a stunning visual that celebrates the essence of floral artistry. Wear it as a reminder to find balance and beauty in everyday life. Perfect for flower lovers and mandala enthusiasts alike!
