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Welcome to the official storefront of The Black Bead Game. [TM] I seek monastic solitude, but visitors are always welcome. Pull up a chair, grab a warm cup. Are you interested in The Black Bead Game? You have come to the right place. If you wish to alchemize the essence of our fleeting time together, check out my hand-crafted merch. My tomes near completion, but this generation communes in the language of the profane.
The dark corners of the human mind

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Good Vibes Magnet
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Description: Recognize the new coder in your life with his or her very own t-shirt proclaiming the fact.

Tags: artificial intelligence, coding, humor, vibes, web developer
Reflection Bead Magnet
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Description: Only truth persists, all else fades, memories fade, scrapbooks fade. But preserve the moment in this custom Tshirt!

Tags: cern, discernment, science, philosophy, truth seeker
Check This Out Magnet
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Description: While of course this bears no comparison to receiving "Master of the Game" fifteen years running --a feat not matched since-- this bead marks the first glimpse of recognition by this generation's bear-cub, bare-footed Literati. One katelynstewart0324. Worth preserving: not for my vanity, but for hers, of course

Tags: historic moments, humor, hyperactive, meeting of the minds, philosophy
Nice Print Bead Magnet
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Description: Art inspires art. Pure lovers of the Game remember this play, pure Art beads colliding in current-event drowned times, the outcome undetermined by the disruption of any Heisenbergian observer

Tags: anti war, good morning vietnam, guten morgen, gutenberg, print
TacoGroundhog Bead Magnet
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Description: This garment comes only in shades of warning, the Bead preserved to serve as a cautionary tale of distraction and dilution. There is no game but The Game. Do not be distracted by the amusing contortions of alleged tortilla-rodent-housepet-primate-Greatest of All Time, Philadelphia creamcheese unicorns. The contortions of the mind provided by the Game are all.

Tags: atheist humor, board game group, mexican food, warning
Romystery Magnet
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Description: My intuitive bead of discovery and technology and the mysterious Algorythm led me astray, or did it? Is there some hidden connection between the affairs of the heart and the indices of an LLM? Or is that bead's connection, like true love, remain a mystery forever?

Tags: love, mystery, robot, the black bead game
Bookstore_Bead Magnet
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Description: This bookstore-dwelling, Yorkshire-pudding consuming Belle professed love at the drop of a proverbial Mad Hat. Back to the Game....

Tags: baby dont hurt dont hurt me no more, book lover, philosophy, what is love, what is reality
Don't Follow Me Magnet
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Description: Do not let the mindless chatter of mundane passersby shatter the quadrivium—the arithmetic and geometry that govern the movements of the black bead as it passes through the harmonious "algorythm" that governs our hyperabstracted interconnectedness

Tags: apostacy, gaming humor, monastic devotion, physical possessions are an illusion, sign

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