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Description: FOUCAULT - THE ACTION FIGURE features 12 points of articulation and a disturbing yet undeniable theory of discipline and punishment! Show your friends how much you love the action-packed world of CONTINENTAL PHILOSOPHY with this feature-filled action figure, guaranteed to bring you hours of creative fun!
Description: SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR - THE ACTION FIGURE! Feminists rejoice, because here is the author of The Second Sex – that ground-breaking tome which caused (some) men around the world to finally sit up and take notice that women were fed up and darn well weren't going to take it anymore – in miniature plastic form, with a cartload of tiny accessories, PRINTED ON STUFF!! Sure, it's not the same as having the actual action figure, but did you really think the patriarchy would allow this to be manufactured and use up good plastic that could be used for more useful things like disposable razors or drinking straws or athletic supporters? I mean come ON, get real!! But also get this design on your favourite product!
Description: You'll be sure to check your chronic voyeuristic relation at the door every time you feast your eyes on Susan Sontag - The Action Figure! With eleven points of articulation, a collection of vintage cameras, and the keys to Annie Leibowitz's apartment, Susan is ready to take on the patriarchy!
Description: NEW! Hannah Arendt – The Action Figure! This epistemologically-accurate depiction of one of the giants of modern philosophy features a whopping 30 points of articulation as well as a miniature facsimile edition of her groundbreaking work "On Revolution"! Show your friends that you understand the true meaning of totalitarianism by proudly displaying your Hannah Arendt Action Figure wherever you go!
Description: You're bound to have nothing but "Gender Trouble" when your friends get a load of this snazzy new JUDITH BUTLER ACTION FIGURE! Judith comes with seven "Gender Performance" settings, a replica of her 2012 Theodor W. Adorno Award ("The Teddy"), and a dartboard featuring a tacked-on photo of Pope Benedict XVI waving his finger disapprovingly! Get yours today!
Description: Complete with deconstructible limbs, this Derrida Action Figure is the next best thing to a state of aporia! It's got all the bells and whistles: a snooker cue, his incomprehensible high school essay on Shakespeare, a fashionable high collared shirt, and a discerning collection of stylish pipes! It's everything you need to tell the world that, indeed, there is no such thing as empirical truth. Get yours today!
Description: Don't pass over LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN - THE ACTION FIGURE in silence! With a hefty 18 points of articulation, this miniature logician will have you playing word games in no time – but watch out for that hot poker, Karl Popper! Impress your friends with your in-depth knowledge of even the most obscure proposition from the Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus by proudly displaying this battle-ready miniature heavyweight of continental philosophy!
Description: HO-HO-WHOLESALE REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH! Let the world know the true meaning of the holidays with our special holiday edition Festive Karl Marx Action Figure! It comes jam-packed with 5 points of articulation and a host of seasonal accessories to make your anti-capitalist playtime extra special!
Description: This Collector's 2-Pack of Deleuze & Guattari action figures and accessories will amaze and impress your friends! Thrill to the facsimile copies of this dynamic duo's 2-volume meisterwerk "Anti-Oedipus" and "A Thousand Plateaus"! Gasp in awe at Deleuze's musical saw and carton of French cigarettes! Turn the pages of Guattari's abandoned Hollywood sci-fi screenplay! And start your collection of one thousand images of plateaus with the special 3-photo starter kit - collect all 1,000!
Description: On the same day Parisian experimental composer Pierre Schaeffer (Dustin Hoffman) coins the biggest philosophical term of his career, he learns that his wife, R. Murray Schaefer (Meryl Streep), is leaving him and their young son, Paul Shaffer (Justin Henry). Forced to raise his son alone, Pierre loses his job but gains a stronger relationship with the child with the help of another single parent, Pierre Henry (Jane Alexander). When R. Murray returns to claim custody of Paul, the ensuing copyright battle takes a toll on everyone concerned.
