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let me adjust my crown and get the day started T-Shirt
officially checked out T-Shirt
my life feels like a test I didn't study for T-Shirt
parenting style somewhere between no! don't! and oh whatever T-Shirt
my job is super top secret even I don't know what I'm doing T-Shirt
me ? sarcastic ? never T-Shirt
monday should be optional T-Shirt
if only sarcasm burned calories T-Shirt
I'm not lazy I refer to it as selective participation T-Shirt
just because I am awake doesn't mean I want to do things T-Shirt
I've got good heart but this mouth T-Shirt
I looked up my symptoms turns out I just have kids T-Shirt
I'm not weird I'm limited edition T-Shirt
I'm nicer than my face looks T-Shirt
I may be wrong but I doubt it T-Shirt
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter T-Shirt
I'm just a little ray of pitch black T-Shirt
I prefer my puns intended T-Shirt
i was born to be wild but only until 9 pm or so T-Shirt
sorry I don't take orders i barely take suggestions T-Shirt
I just want to drink coffee and pet my dog today T-Shirt
I hate morning people or mornings or people T-Shirt
I drink coffee for your protection T-Shirt
dear karma i have list of people that you missed T-Shirt
i don't like morning people or mornings or people T-Shirt
cleberly disguised as a responsible adult T-Shirt
behind every retired man is a woman wishing he would go back to work T-Shirt
day drinking from a mug keeps things professional T-Shirt
these rolls are homemade T-Shirt
don't rush me I'm waiting for the last minute T-Shirt
don't rush me I'm waiting for the last minute T-Shirt
fun fact i really don't care T-Shirt
do I look like a people person T-Shirt
be stronger than your excuses T-Shirt
I am a great multitasker I can listen iconore and forget all at the same time T-Shirt
hi i found your nose it was in my business again T-Shirt
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